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CUP & COOKIES
Smart cup in which you can put 2-3 of your favourite cookies. You don’t
need extra plates. It’s made for right handed and left handed.



BANANA GUARD
Protect Your Banana! Are you fed up with bringing bananas to work or school
only to find them bruised and squashed? Banana Guard allows you to safely
transport and storage individual bananas letting you enjoy
perfect bananas anytime, anywhere.



LOCK-CUP
Anti-Theft Coffee Cup. Are you tired of others stealing your coffee cup?
Well now there’s a solution. The Lock - Cup has a hole which prevents
most people from using it. Only the owner of the cup can
use his/hers shaped key to close the hole.



PENGUIN TEA TIMER
Making tea, though easy to do, is also time consuming. Once you pour the hot water
into the cup, you must patiently hover over it, waiting for the tea to steep.
Well, the Penguin Tea Timer happily does the waiting for you. Place your tea cup
under the beak and set it to the desired time. As you turn the timer dial, the
beak lowers the tea into the hot water. When time is up, a bell sounds and the
penguin automatically lifts his beak, removing the tea bag from the water.



TRANSPARENT TOASTER
You love toast, but you always burn it? Than, this invention us for you.
This transparent toaster allows you to see the bread while it is toasting
so you just have to take it out when the colour is right.
This idea is based on a transparent heating glass technology.



BUTTER CUTTER
One Click Butter Cutter controls your portion as an important part of staying healthy.
This ingenious butter cutter delivers one standard pat with each click of the handle.




GIANT REMOTE
Never lose your remote again!  With giant buttons, this extra-large remote
is easy to use and impossible to lose. It’s a 6-in-1 remote so you can use it
to control your TV, VCR, DVD player, satellite, cable and auxiliary A/V device.
It even features glow-in-the-dark buttons, so you can
easily find the remote in the dark.



DAYCLOCK
What day is today? You don’t know? Then you need a DayClock.
It’s uniquely designed to keep track of weekly events like your golf day,
card night, movie night, and so much more. It’s ideal for
vacations and cruises when it’s easy to lose track of the day.



CRIME SCENE TOWEL
Chalk outline crime scene beach towel - be the coolest person on the beach!


LASER SCISSORS
Cutting a straight line has never been easier. Just aim the pin-point laser and
follow the line. The scissor blades are stainless steel and cut very clean with
a micro serrated edge.



TOILET SEAT LIFTER
Who left the Toilet Seat up? The PeaceMaker will end the battle of the toilet seat.
Merely step on the pedal to activate the lifting mechanism. When finished, remove
your foot from the pedal and the seat gently comes to a rest where it started.



ILLUMINATING CAR SLIPPERS
Do you get up at night to drink water, go to the toilet? Do you wish you could see in the dark?
Remarkably bright LED lights are triggered by your footsteps and light up the floor 30 feet
in front of you; ultra-soft plush style are extra comfortable and cozy warm.



“THE THING” - INFANT PILLOW
The Zaky  - an ergonomic infant pillow designed by a mom to mimic the size,
weight, touch, and feel of her hand and forearm to help her baby with comfort,
support, protection, and development. The Zaky can help calm your baby and help
your baby sleep better through the night.



TRAVELER’S PHRASE BOOK T-SHIRT
If you are traveling a lot and don’t always know the language of the country
you are visiting, then this T-shirt is for you. It has a phrase book printed on it
so just point a finger at the pictogram you need and then point it twice at the
question mark, which means, “Where is it?” and in no time you
have found what you were looking for… or not.



MODERN LADDER
Really cool “upwards compatible” modern ladder.


WAITER/WAITRESS TRAYS
Anatomic tray, for waiters. No more dropping trays.
We just don’t know is it comfortable.



WHEEL-e MOVING BENCH
Whether you want to sit on the sun or in the shade, near the river or under the tree...
Now you have your movable bench, to sit wherever you like.



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