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Guy plugs his head into a light socket

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A light heart lives long. - William Shakespeare

Many hands make light work. - Unknown

Numb the dark and you numb the light. - Brene Brown

The comforter's head never aches. - Italian proverb

Ya better keep a civilian tongue in your head. - Archie Bunker

One good head is better than a hundred strong hands. - Thomas Fuller

Following the light of the sun, we left the Old World. - Christopher Columbus

Losing an illusion makes you wiser than finding a truth. - Ludwig Borne

Beauty is not in the face; beauty is a light in the heart. - Kahlil Gibran

It is hard to fight an enemy who has outposts in your head. - Sally Kempton

Every day a piano doesn't fall on my head is good luck. - Meg Rosoff

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

Education is not the filling of a pail, but the lighting of a fire. - William Butler Yeats

Some of my best friends are illusions. Been sustaining me for years. - Sheila Ballantyne

Sadness is more or less like a head cold - with patience, it passes. - Barbara Kingsolver

I started singing in the bathroom. Nothing was coming out. It was ghastly. - Rod Stewart

May you have warmth in your igloo, oil in your lamp, and peace in your heart. - Eskimo Proverb

You do not lead by hitting people over the head; that is assault, not leadership. - Dwight D Eisenhower

All I want is peace, love, understanding, and a chocolate bar bigger than my head. - Unknown

At Disneyland, you never go 'backstage' - even when you're in the bathroom. - Hideo Kojima

My act is sort of improvisational. I have a skeleton in my head, but no fat or skin on it. - Paula Poundstone

Whenever you see darkness, there is extraordinary opportunity for the light to burn brighter. - Bono

Whether you're a man or not comes from your heart, not how much hair you have on your head. - Bruce Willis

I brought children into this dark world because it needed the light that only a child can bring. - Liz Armbruster

No matter where you go or what you do, you live your entire life within the confines of your head. - Terry Josephson

I got rabies shots for biting the head off a bat but that's OK - the bat had to get Ozzy shots. - Ozzy Osbourne

You get the best effort from others not by lighting a fire beneath them, but by building a fire within. - Bob Nelson

I never hit a shot, not even in practice, without having a very sharp, in-focus picture of it in my head. - Jack Nicklaus

Attachment is the great fabricator of illusions; reality can be attained only by someone who is detached. - Simone Weil

Darkness cannot drive out darkness: only light can do that. Hate cannot drive out hate: only love can do that. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

No one realizes how beautiful it is to travel until he comes home and rests his head on his old, familiar pillow. - Lin Yutang

Let your light so shine before men, that they may see your good works, and glorify your Father which is in heaven. - Matthew 5:14-16

My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck

We are all omnibuses in which our ancestors ride, and every now and then one of them sticks his head out and embarrasses us. - Oliver Wendell Holmes Sr.

Remembering that each of us will take our turns in darkness and in light, let us be light for one another when the darkness falls. - Unknown

Life is an arrow - therefore you must know
What mark to aim at, how to use the bow -
Then draw it to the head and let it go. - Henry Van Dyke

My candle burns at both ends,
It will not last the night;
But ah, my foes, and oh, my friends -
It gives a lovely light! - Edna St Vincent Millay

Distinguished ancestors shed a powerful light on their descendants, and forbid the concealment either of their merits or of their demerits. - Gaius S. Crispus

Lincolnshire is the Idaho of England. You were either going to drive a tractor for the rest of your life or head for the city to work in a factory. - Bernie Taupin

And God said, 'Let there be light' and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected. - Spike Milligan


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15-Dec-2017