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Guy plugs his head into a light socket

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A light heart lives long. - William Shakespeare

Numb the dark and you numb the light. - Brene Brown

Keep your heels, head, and standards high. - Unknown

The doctors X-rayed my head an found nothing. - Dizzy Dean

One good head is better than a hundred strong hands. - Thomas Fuller

The titular head... that's the mother, ain't it? - Archie Bunker

Sometimes that light at the end of the tunnel is a train. - Charles Barkley

Never ever lose your head. Its the best part of your body. - Art Rooney

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

The seat of knowledge is in the head, of wisdom, in the heart. - William Hazlitt

Every tooth in a man's head is more valuable than a diamond. - Miguel de Cervantes

Anyone who goes to a psychiatrist should have his head examined. - Samuel Goldwyn

Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown

Running is an unnatural act, except from enemies and to the bathroom. - Unknown

I have a feeling my Check Liver Light may come on this weekend. - Unknown

When an opera star sings her head off, she usually improves her appearance. - Victor Borge

And all we feared inside the night / shows true in morning's biased light. - Garth von Buchholz

We cannot hold a torch to light another's path without brightening our own. - Unknown

Chains of habit are too light to be felt until they are too heavy to be broken. - Warren Buffet

The landscape of Texas is in all my work. It's that light; it's that sky. - Robert Wilson

You do not lead by hitting people over the head; that is assault, not leadership. - Dwight D Eisenhower

If ignorance goes to $40 a barrel, I want drilling rights to George Bush's head. - Jim Hightower

I'd rather be able to face myself in the bathroom mirror than be rich and famous. - Ani DiFranco

As an actor you become that lighting rod between the person who made the play and the audience. - Christopher Walken

I got rabies shots for biting the head off a bat but that's OK - the bat had to get Ozzy shots. - Ozzy Osbourne

The illusion that the times that were are better than those that are has probably pervaded all ages. - Horace Greeley

Don't part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist but you have ceased to live. - Mark Twain

The mind of a bigot is like the pupil of the eye. The more light you shine on it, the more it will contract. - Oliver Wendell Homes, Jr.

No one realizes how beautiful it is to travel until he comes home and rests his head on his old, familiar pillow. - Lin Yutang

Let your light so shine before men, that they may see your good works, and glorify your Father which is in heaven. - Matthew 5:14-16

We can easily forgive a child who is afraid of the dark; the real tragedy of life is when men are afraid of the light. - Plato

If you talk to a man in a language he understands, that goes to his head. If you talk to him in his language, that goes to his heart. - Nelson Mandela

Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to go the bathroom in the middle of the night and fall in. - Rita Rudner

You are a divine being. You matter, you count. You come from realms of unimaginable power and light, and you will return to those realms. - Terence McKenna

Beauty isn't worth thinking about; what's important is your mind. You don't want a fifty-dollar haircut on a fifty-cent head. - Garrison Keillor

I ain't got no respect for no religion where the head guy claims he can't make no mistakes. Like he's, waddya call, inflammable. - Archie Bunker

The light of a new day always chases the shadows of the night away, and shows us that the shape of our fears is only the ghost of our own minds. - Terry Goodkind

If I could store lightnings in jars, I'd sell them to sick fireflies to light their way. Only they have nothing to pay for it with but life. - Will Advise

My wife was a make-up artist, and she's a total product junkie. Our bathroom is packed full of lotions and potions so I end up trying them out. - Robert Carlyle

Lincolnshire is the Idaho of England. You were either going to drive a tractor for the rest of your life or head for the city to work in a factory. - Bernie Taupin


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24-Sep-2017