Socket To Me

Watts with this guy?

Plugging into the right socket can be a heads up, enlightening experience

Guy plugs his head into a light socket

Illusion is the first of all pleasures. - Oscar Wilde

Nodding the head does not row the boat. - Unknown

Keep your heels, head, and standards high. - Unknown

What is to give light must endure burning. - Viktor Frankl

The doctors X-rayed my head an found nothing. - Dizzy Dean

A candle loses nothing by lighting another candle. - Unknown

Life is a rollercoaster. Try to eat a light lunch. - David A. Schmaltz

I would rather sleep in a bathroom than in another hotel. - Billy Wilder

I like a woman with a head on her shoulders. I hate necks. - Steve Martin

Beauty is not in the face; beauty is a light in the heart. - Kahlil Gibran

It is hard to fight an enemy who has outposts in your head. - Sally Kempton

Anyone who goes to a psychiatrist should have his head examined. - Samuel Goldwyn

There is a crack in everything. That's how the light gets in. - Leonard Cohen

Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown

Some of my best friends are illusions. Been sustaining me for years. - Sheila Ballantyne

Running is an unnatural act, except from enemies and to the bathroom. - Unknown

Having a family is like having a bowling alley installed in your head. - Martin Mull

A man loses his illusions first, his teeth second, and his follies last. - Helen Rowland

I started singing in the bathroom. Nothing was coming out. It was ghastly. - Rod Stewart

May you have warmth in your igloo, oil in your lamp, and peace in your heart. - Eskimo Proverb

I threw the kitchen sink at him, but he went to the bathroom and got his tub. - Andy Roddick

We cannot hold a torch to light another's path without brightening our own. - Unknown

When I was younger I used to lock myself in the bathroom and read in the dry tub. - Karen Russell

The landscape of Texas is in all my work. It's that light; it's that sky. - Robert Wilson

Don't tell me the moon is shining; show me the glint of light on broken glass. - Anton Chekhov

There are two things that Jack Bauer never does. Show mercy, and go to the bathroom. - Kiefer Sutherland

Wishes and fears are illusions, Dil Bahadur, not realities. You must practice detachment. - Isabel Allende

The reason the pro tells you to keep your head down is so you can't see him laughing. - Phyllis Diller

The goal was scored a little bit by the hand of God, another bit by the head of Maradona. - Diego Maradona

I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting for the bathroom. - Bob Hope

I brought children into this dark world because it needed the light that only a child can bring. - Liz Armbruster

We have been too long in darkness. Once already we have been in the light, and we want it again. - Alexander Dubcek

I got rabies shots for biting the head off a bat but that's OK - the bat had to get Ozzy shots. - Ozzy Osbourne

For marriage to be a success, every woman and every man should have her and his own bathroom. The end. - Catherine Zeta-Jones

Politicians are people who, when they see light at the end of the tunnel, go out and buy some more tunnel. - John Quinton

Darkness cannot drive out darkness: only light can do that. Hate cannot drive out hate: only love can do that. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

No one realizes how beautiful it is to travel until he comes home and rests his head on his old, familiar pillow. - Lin Yutang

The best measure of a man's honesty isn't his income tax return. It's the zero adjust on his bathroom scale. - Arthur C. Clarke

It is obvious that we can no more explain a passion to a person who has never experienced it than we can explain light to the blind. - T S Eliot

Meditation here may think down hours to moments. Here the heart may give a useful lesson to the head and learning wiser grow without his books. - William Cowper

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