Socket To Me

Watts with this guy?

Plugging into the right socket can be a heads up, enlightening experience



Guy plugs his head into a light socket

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Illusion is the first of all pleasures. - Oscar Wilde

Nodding the head does not row the boat. - Unknown

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. - Douglas Adams

Hollywood is like Picasso's bathroom. - Candice Bergen

Keep your heels, head, and standards high. - Unknown

The doctors X-rayed my head an found nothing. - Dizzy Dean

I write poems like some people sing in the bathroom. - Amit Bhatia

One good head is better than a hundred strong hands. - Thomas Fuller

Following the light of the sun, we left the Old World. - Christopher Columbus

Losing an illusion makes you wiser than finding a truth. - Ludwig Borne

The seat of knowledge is in the head, of wisdom, in the heart. - William Hazlitt

Humor is merely tragedy standing on its head with its pants torn. - Irvin S. Cobb

If there is light in the soul, there will be beauty in the person. - Chinese Proverb

Sadness is more or less like a head cold - with patience, it passes. - Barbara Kingsolver

I have a feeling my Check Liver Light may come on this weekend. - Unknown

It never fails - you get in the bath and there's a rub at the lamp. - Robin Williams

Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly. - Morticia Addams

We cannot hold a torch to light another's path without brightening our own. - Unknown

The best rule of friendship is to keep your heart a little softer than your head. - Unknown

This woman was so cross-eyed. She can go to a tennis match and never move her head. - Phyllis Diller

There are two things that Jack Bauer never does. Show mercy, and go to the bathroom. - Kiefer Sutherland

I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting for the bathroom. - Bob Hope

As an actor you become that lighting rod between the person who made the play and the audience. - Christopher Walken

At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the bathroom. - George Carlin

The illusion that the times that were are better than those that are has probably pervaded all ages. - Horace Greeley

I sleep with a light on in the bathroom so I can see where I'm at, because I wake up and have no clue. - Carrie Underwood

Let your light so shine before men, that they may see your good works, and glorify your Father which is in heaven. - Matthew 5:14-16

It is impossible to travel faster than the speed of light, and certainly not desirable, as one's hat keeps blowing off. - Woody Allen

Motivation is a fire from within. If someone else tries to light that fire under you, chances are it will burn very briefly. - Stephen R. Covey

We are all omnibuses in which our ancestors ride, and every now and then one of them sticks his head out and embarrasses us. - Oliver Wendell Holmes Sr.

Love would never be a promise of a rose garden unless it is showered with light of faith, water of sincerity and air of passion. - Unknown

Disability is a way of getting some extremity, some kind of very difficult situation, that throws an interesting light on people. - Mark Haddon

You don't have to say everything to be a light. Sometimes a fire built on a hill will bring interested people to your campfire. - Shannon L. Alder

Life is an arrow - therefore you must know
What mark to aim at, how to use the bow -
Then draw it to the head and let it go. - Henry Van Dyke

Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to go the bathroom in the middle of the night and fall in. - Rita Rudner

Human beings will line up for miles to buy a bucket of catastrophes, but don't try selling sunshine and light; you'll go broke. - Chuck Jones

I ain't got no respect for no religion where the head guy claims he can't make no mistakes. Like he's, waddya call, inflammable. - Archie Bunker

Fantasy has a dark side to it. It also has a light hemisphere - the power of the human imagination to keep going, to imagine a better tomorrow. - Tim O'Brien

The light of a new day always chases the shadows of the night away, and shows us that the shape of our fears is only the ghost of our own minds. - Terry Goodkind

To be a star, you must shine your own light, follow your path, and don't worry about the darkness, for that is when the stars shine brightest. - Joe-kster


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23-Jul-2017