Louvre Paintings
C'est si bon, oui?
Tips for impressionable Paris art 'dealers'...
A thief in Paris planned to steal some paintings from the Louvre.
After careful planning, he got past security, stole the paintings and made it safely to his van.
However, he was captured only two blocks away when his van ran out of gas.
When he was asked how he could mastermind such a crime, and then make such an
obviously stupid error in judgment, he replied...
“Monsieur, the reason I stole the paintings from the Louvre
