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Mechanical Patient
Why nurses have to have patience with mechanical patients
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Captions from our readers... “HMO's new 'do-it-yourself' adjustable hospital beds.” Karen Moore “Hmmm... while I'm here...” “*grumblegrumble*... come to the bleepin hospital... get my bleepin oil changed... bleepin BlueCross...” “Hey, buddy... that looks like a metric socket there...” Kirk Lowry “Not enough jack for Doc's fee!” Irvin Kauffman “The best way to get carried away in hospital!” “Desperate ills call for desperate remedies.” Idske Mulder “I'll fix that squeak if it's the last thing I do!” “Cut the price of hospital care. Fix your own bed, and you get a 10% discount on all other services.” Phil Forde “Monty was relieved that his roommate had remembered to wear something under his hospital gown, and made a mental note not to ask how his accident with the car jack had happened, ever again!” Mark Prairie “By Jove... he didn't clean his toenails!” Harald Sandstrom “Wow! I thought my health plan was bad...” Sue Gosselin “What the heck are you do-in?” “They said they was all out of screws and cant do my knee surgery tomorrow... maybe this here one will fit.” Pat Dooley “I wonder where the LEAK started?” Chet Brooks “Screwdriver…” Cassidy Kohl “Rules for those with private health insurance: (1) Your insurance does not cover any of the expenses of your hospital stay. (2) On the first day of their stay, you will be required to make your own bed. (3) On subsequent days, you are encouraged to amuse yourself observing new patients making their beds. (4) Having made your bed on the first day, you will have the necessary skill to maintain your bed for the duration of your stay. (5) Fresh linens may be had by washing them in your bathroom sink and drying them on the radiators.” Tom Clyne “So this is what Obama’s new health care system looks like” Wayne Breighner Requested Captions for other joe-ks.com images... |
     
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