Mechanical Patient
Why nurses have to have patience with mechanical patients...
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“HMO's
new 'do-it-yourself' adjustable hospital beds.”
Karen Moore
“Hmmm...
while I'm here...”
“*grumblegrumble*...
come to the bleepin hospital... get my bleepin oil changed... bleepin BlueCross...”
“Hey,
buddy... that looks like a metric socket there...”
Kirk Lowry
“Not
enough jack for Doc's fee!”
Irvin Kauffman
“The
best way to get carried away in hospital!”
“Desperate
ills call for desperate remedies.”
Idske Mulder
“I'll
fix that squeak if it's the last thing I do!”
“Cut
the price of hospital care. Fix your own bed, and you get a 10% discount on all
other services.”
Phil Forde
“Monty
was relieved that his roommate had remembered to wear something under his
hospital gown, and
made a mental note not to ask how his accident with the car jack had happened,
ever again!”
Mark Prairie
“By
Jove... he didn't clean his toenails!”
Harald Sandstrom
“Wow!
I thought my health plan was bad...”
Sue Gosselin
“What
the heck are you do-in?”
“They
said they was all out of screws and cant do my knee surgery tomorrow...
maybe this here one will fit.”
Pat Dooley
“I
wonder where the LEAK started?”
Chet Brooks
“Screwdriver…”
Cassidy Kohl
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