Two bowling teams, one of all Newfies and the other of all Nova Scotians chartered a double-decker bus for a weekend bowling tournament in Moncton.
The Nova Scotia team rode on the bottom of the bus, and the Newfie team rode on the top level. The Nova Scotia team down below really whooped it up, having a great time, when one of them realized she hadn’t heard anything from the Newfies
upstairs. She decided to go up and investigate.
When she reached the top she found all the Newfies frozen in fear, staring straight-ahead at the road clutching the seats in front of them with white knuckles. The Nova Scotian asked, “What the heck’s going on up here? We’re having a great time downstairs!”
One of the Newfies looked up at her, swallowed hard and whispered, “Yeah, but you’ve got a driver!”
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