Shawn Kennedy relaxing on the Penthouse Suite @
Worldmark’s Cabo San Lucas Resort
The Joe-kster with Shawn the Queen - celebrating Joe’s retire-meant last year...
Shawn started a Complaint Department at work
(B.C. Land Title Office, New Westminster, B.C.)
Shawn with his friends at his Daily “Hemeroid Helper” Class...
What Shawn will be doing when he retires...
Happy Retire-meant, Shawn - we will miss you!
Life begins at retire-meant. - Joe-kster
People do not retire. They are retired by others. - Duke Ellington
The key to retirement is to find joy in the little things. - Susan Miller
The trouble with retirement is that you never get a day off. - Abe Lemons
Retire? I can't spell the word. I'd play in a wheelchair. - Keith Richards
There's one thing I always wanted to do before I quit - retire! - Groucho Marx
Don't simply retire from something; have something to retire to. - Harry Emerson Fosdick
There is an enormous number of managers who have retired on the job. - Peter F Drucker
How has retirement affected my golf game? A lot more people beat me now. - Dwight D Eisenhower
Retirement means no pressure, no stress, no heartache... unless you play golf. - Gene Perret
Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty-five I still had pimples. - George Burns
Work for the Lord. The pay isn't much, but the retirement plan is out of this world. - Unknown
I'm Irish. That means I'm Catholic. But, truth is, now I'm a retired Christian. - Peter O'Toole
I didn't know that painters and writers retired. They're like soldiers – they just fade away. - Lawrence Ferlinghetti
Retirement is like a long vacation in Vegas. The goal is to enjoy it to the fullest, but not so fully that you run out of money. - Jonathan Clements
Exert your talents, and distinguish yourself, and don't think of retiring from the world, until the world will be sorry that you retire. - Samuel Johnson
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