Winter in Manitoba
Ode to COLD in Winterpeg...
It's winter in Manitoba
And the gentle breezes blow -
Seventy miles an hour
At thirty-five below.
Oh, how I love Manitoba
When the snow's up to your butt -
You take a breath of winter
And your nose gets frozen shut.
Yes, the weather here is wonderful
So I guess I'll hang around;
I could never leave Manitoba
'Cause I'm frozen to the ground!