
Dear Mrs. Jones,
I wish to clarify that I am not now, nor have I ever been, an exotic dancer. I
work at Home Depot and I told Sarah how hectic it was last week before the
blizzard hit. I told her we sold out every single shovel we had. Then I found
one more in the back room, and several people were fighting over who would get
it. Sarah's picture does NOT show me dancing around a pole. It's supposed to
depict me selling the last snow shovel we had at Home Depot. From now on I will
remember to check her homework more thoroughly before she turns it in.
Sincerely,
Mrs. Smith
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