Original SUV

Back to old-time basics



As our nation’s Big 3 auto manufacturers face bankruptcy, we must go back to the
old-time basics. Americans will soon need to once again embrace the original
SUV (Slow Unpredictable Vehicle)!
Horse - the Original SUV

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I should like to be a horse. - Queen Elizabeth II

Horse ovaries (hors d'oeuvres) - Archie Bunker

Lend a horse, and you may have back his skin. - English Proverb

A unicorn is just a horse with a point of view. - Ron Sexsmith

The speed of a runaway horse counts for nothing. - Jean Cocteau

The old horse in the stable still yearns to run. - Mongolian Proverb

Goals are the fuel in the furnace of achievement. - Brian Tracy

Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse. - Groucho Marx

Suffering is the fuel in the engine of civilization. - Matthew W. Stover

I had the best buffalo horse that ever made a track. - Buffalo Bill

This is really a lovely horse. I once rode her mother. - Ted Walsh

A rabbit's foot is a poor substitute for horse sense. - Unknown

We must embrace pain and burn it as fuel for our journey. - Kenji Miyazawa

Life is like a horse - either you ride it or it rides you. - Unknown

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him drink. - English Proverb

The only thing worse than beating a dead horse is betting on one. - Relient K

Don't worry about the horse being blind, just load the wagon. - John Madden

The wagon rests in winter, the sleigh in summer, the horse never. - Yiddish Proverb

Motivation is the fuel, necessary to keep the human engine running. - Zig Ziglar

When rats infest the palace, a lame cat is better than the swiftest horse. - Chinese Proverb

Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people. - WC Fields

A horse doesn't care how much you know until it knows how much you care. - Tom Smith

Contentment consisteth not in adding more fuel, but in taking away some fire. - Thomas Fuller

It's hard to lead a cavalry charge if you think you look funny on a horse. - Adlai Stevenson

To God I speak Spanish, to women Italian, to men French, and to my horse - German. - Emperor Charles V

You've got to concentrate on one idea. You can't ride a horse with two asses. - Joe Segal

The one thing I do not want to be called is First Lady. It sounds like a saddle horse. - Jacqueline Kennedy

I'd call him a sadistic, hippophilic necrophile, but that would be beating a dead horse. - Woody Allen

My mechanic told me, "I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder." - Steven Wright

An Irishman after trying American beer for the first time: "Put it back in the horse!" - Unknown

It is not best that we should all think alike; it is differences of opinion that make horse races. - Mark Twain

A definite purpose, like blinders on a horse, inevitably narrows its possessor's point of view. - Robert Frost

When Henry Ford made cheap, reliable cars people said, 'Nah, what's wrong with a horse?' - Elon Musk

Democracy is very different in U.S. and A. from Kazakhstan. In America, woman can vote, but horse cannot! - Borat Sagdiyev

Like the old adverb, "you can lead a gift horse to the water but ya can't look in his mouth." - Archie Bunker

Flaming enthusiasm, backed up by horse sense and persistence, is the quality that most frequently makes for success. - Dale Carnegie

Without inspiration the best powers of the mind remain dormant. There is a fuel in us which needs to be ignited with sparks. - Johann Gottfried Von Herder

The twelve notes in each octave and the variety of rhythm offer me opportunities that all of human genius will never exhaust. - Igor Stravinsky

When you're young and you fall off a horse, you may break something. When you're my age and you fall off, you splatter. - Roy Rogers

There are two ways you can get through pain. You can let it destroy you, or you can use it as fuel to drive you: to dream bigger, to work harder. - Taylor Swift


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22-Jul-2019