Original SUV

Back to old-time basics



As our nation’s Big 3 auto manufacturers face bankruptcy, we must go back to the
old-time basics. Americans will soon need to once again embrace the original
SUV (Slow Unpredictable Vehicle)!
Horse - the Original SUV

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Horse ovaries (hors d'oeuvres) - Archie Bunker

Act like a horse. Be dumb. Just run. - Unknown

Use a little of your horse's sense. - Archie Bunker

Why, I'd horse-whip you if I had a horse. - Groucho Marx

Care, and not fine stables, makes a good horse. - Danish Proverb

Goals are the fuel in the furnace of achievement. - Brian Tracy

Marry me and I'll never look at another horse! - Groucho Marx

Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse. - Groucho Marx

Suffering is the fuel in the engine of civilization. - Matthew W. Stover

This is really a lovely horse. I once rode her mother. - Ted Walsh

You don't have to have been a horse to be a jockey. - Arigo Saachi

A rabbit's foot is a poor substitute for horse sense. - Unknown

Horse Manure: 50p per pre-packed bag. 20p - do it your self. - Unknown

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him float. - Unknown

The wagon rests in winter, the sleigh in summer, the horse never. - Yiddish Proverb

Motivation is the fuel, necessary to keep the human engine running. - Zig Ziglar

It's too late to close the stable door after the horse has bolted. - French Proverb

When rats infest the palace, a lame cat is better than the swiftest horse. - Chinese Proverb

Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people. - WC Fields

A horse doesn't care how much you know until it knows how much you care. - Tom Smith

Contentment consisteth not in adding more fuel, but in taking away some fire. - Thomas Fuller

You can lead a horse to water but I'd rather ride it to the liquor store. - Wayne Nowazek

Mother love is the fuel that enables a normal human being to do the impossible. - Marion C. Garretty

Take care to sell your horse before he dies. The art of life is passing losses on. - Robert Frost

Some people play a horse to win, some to place. I should have bet this horse to live. - Henny Youngman

You've got to concentrate on one idea. You can't ride a horse with two asses. - Joe Segal

Half of the failures in life come from pulling one’s horse when he is leaping. - Thomas Hood

The one thing I do not want to be called is First Lady. It sounds like a saddle horse. - Jacqueline Kennedy

One of the worst things that can happen in life is to win a bet on a horse at an early age. - Danny McGoorty

I'd call him a sadistic, hippophilic necrophile, but that would be beating a dead horse. - Woody Allen

My mechanic told me, "I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder." - Steven Wright

It is not best that we should all think alike; it is differences of opinion that make horse races. - Mark Twain

A definite purpose, like blinders on a horse, inevitably narrows its possessor's point of view. - Robert Frost

When Henry Ford made cheap, reliable cars people said, 'Nah, what's wrong with a horse?' - Elon Musk

Democracy is very different in U.S. and A. from Kazakhstan. In America, woman can vote, but horse cannot! - Borat Sagdiyev

Like the old adverb, "you can lead a gift horse to the water but ya can't look in his mouth." - Archie Bunker

A fly, Sir, may sting a stately horse and make him wince; but, one is but an insect, and the other is a horse still. - Samuel Johnson

The twelve notes in each octave and the variety of rhythm offer me opportunities that all of human genius will never exhaust. - Igor Stravinsky

When you're young and you fall off a horse, you may break something. When you're my age and you fall off, you splatter. - Roy Rogers

There are two ways you can get through pain. You can let it destroy you, or you can use it as fuel to drive you: to dream bigger, to work harder. - Taylor Swift


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25-May-2018