Revenge of the Stallion

Horse'n  Around

How Bubba fell head over heals for his favourite mare





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I should like to be a horse. - Queen Elizabeth II

Living well is the best revenge. - George Herbert

Horse ovaries (hors d'oeuvres) - Archie Bunker

Revenge is sweet and not fattening. - Alfred Hitchcock

Revenge is a dish best served cold. - Italian Proverb

Use a little of your horse's sense. - Archie Bunker

Lend a horse, and you may have back his skin. - English Proverb

A unicorn is just a horse with a point of view. - Ron Sexsmith

There is no revenge so complete as forgiveness. - Josh Billings

Care, and not fine stables, makes a good horse. - Danish Proverb

Nothing inspires forgiveness quite like revenge. - Scott Adams

The best revenge is to live on and prove yourself. - Eddie Vedder

When I'm president, everyone gets a free pony. - Vermin Supreme

Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse. - Groucho Marx

This is really a lovely horse. I once rode her mother. - Ted Walsh

Interpretation is the revenge of the intellect upon art. - Susan Sontag

A rabbit's foot is a poor substitute for horse sense. - Unknown

Life is like a horse - either you ride it or it rides you. - Unknown

Your fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight, and bull-strong. - Unknown

Revenge is always the weak pleasure of a little and narrow mind. - Juvenal

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him drink. - English Proverb

The only thing worse than beating a dead horse is betting on one. - Relient K

Don't worry about the horse being blind, just load the wagon. - John Madden

All music is folk music. I ain't never heard no horse sing a song. - Louis Armstrong

There's nothing wrong with revenge - it's the best way to get even. - Archie Bunker

You can lead a horse to water but I'd rather ride it to the liquor store. - Wayne Nowazek

In fifty years, he never worked a day. To him, nine to five was odds on a horse. - Archie Bunker

When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. - Sacha Guitry

To God I speak Spanish, to women Italian, to men French, and to my horse - German. - Emperor Charles V

Some people play a horse to win, some to place. I should have bet this horse to live. - Henny Youngman

The one thing I do not want to be called is First Lady. It sounds like a saddle horse. - Jacqueline Kennedy

One of the worst things that can happen in life is to win a bet on a horse at an early age. - Danny McGoorty

I'd call him a sadistic, hippophilic necrophile, but that would be beating a dead horse. - Woody Allen

He that studieth revenge keepeth his own wounds green, which otherwise would heal and do well. - John Milton

A definite purpose, like blinders on a horse, inevitably narrows its possessor's point of view. - Robert Frost

We will walk the path not of retribution or revenge but the path of reconciliation and forgiveness. - Mahatma Gandhi

When Henry Ford made cheap, reliable cars people said, 'Nah, what's wrong with a horse?' - Elon Musk

Democracy is very different in U.S. and A. from Kazakhstan. In America, woman can vote, but horse cannot! - Borat Sagdiyev

Flaming enthusiasm, backed up by horse sense and persistence, is the quality that most frequently makes for success. - Dale Carnegie

When you're young and you fall off a horse, you may break something. When you're my age and you fall off, you splatter. - Roy Rogers


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21-Apr-2018