Unwanted Christmas Gifts

Time for re-gifting?



Unwanted Christmas Gift - Man Drill

Unwanted Christmas Gift - MegaSuck Vacuum Cleaner

Unwanted Christmas Gift - Exfoliating Face Scrub

Unwanted Christmas Gift - Tabasco Eye Drops

Unwanted Christmas Gift - WD-40 Aftershave Lotion

Unwanted Christmas Gift - Arse-Whisk for Constipation

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These are cathedrals of shopping. - Emile Zola

Conceit is God's gift to little men. - Bruce Barton

Every problem has a gift for you in its hands. - Richard Bach

A man without a smiling face should not open a shop. - Chinese Proverb

A shop should be like a song of which you never tire. - Harry Gordon Selfridge

I get really grinchy right up until Christmas morning. - Dan Aykroyd

Forgiveness is a gift of high value. Yet its cost is nothing. - Betty Smith

Praise is the only gift for which people are really grateful. - Marguerite

For business, our Internet love affair was a gift from the gods. - Gary Vaynerchuk

Do not be afraid; our fate Cannot be taken from us; it is a gift. - Dante Alighieri

Traditional methods of sales prospecting are grossly inefficient. - Jill Konrath

A gift diamond shines so much better than one you buy for yourself. - Mae West

I spent seven hours in a beauty shop... and that was for the estimate. - Phyllis Diller

The artist is nothing without the gift, but the gift is nothing without work. - Emile Zola

Mail your packages early, so the Post Office can lose them in time for Christmas. - Johnny Carson

If my Valentine you won't be,
I'll hang myself on your Christmas tree. - Ernest Hemingway

You don't choose your family. They are God's gift to you, as you are to them. - Desmond Tutu

Aren't we forgetting the true meaning of Christmas? You know, the birth of Santa. - Bart Simpson

When women are mad or depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. - Elayne Boosler

God gave us the gift of lie; it is up to us to give ourselves the gift of living well. - Voltaire

The gift of fantasy has meant more to me than my talent for absorbing positive knowledge. - Albert Einstein

If 'ifs and buts' were 'candy and nuts', we'd have Christmas every day. - Unknown

Shopping: The fine art of acquiring things you don't need with money you don't have. - Unknown

Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha

When asked what gift he wanted for his birthday, the yogi replied: I wish no gifts, only presence. - Unknown

The Christmas season has come to mean the period when the public plays Santa Claus to the merchants. - John Andrew Holmes

Cigarette sales would drop to zero overnight if the warning said, "Cigarettes contain fat." - Dave Barry

Everything is for sale in Hollywood; the fairy tale, the costume, the pumpkin, the footman and the mice. - Amanda Eliasch

The road to medical knowledge is through the pathological museum and not through an apothecary's shop. - William Withey Gull

Too often, sales reps simply regurgitate their presentations and expect to land the sale. It doesn't work. - Harvey Mackay

We are each given a limitless capacity to love and attain wisdom. The extent we use these gifts is our choice. - Anthony Douglas

Yesterday's the past, tomorrow's the future, but today is a gift. That's why it's called the present. - Bill Keane

Men in general judge more from appearances than from reality. All men have eyes, but few have the gift of penetration. - Niccolo Machiavelli

People shop and learn in a whole new way compared to just a few years ago, so marketers need to adapt or risk extinction. - Brian Halligan

We are all born with a grab bag on gifts and gaps. Identify your true talents, then find out how to use them to make money. - Bill O'Reilly

Did you read about Starbucks? No more "Merry Christmas" at Starbucks. No more. Maybe we should boycott Starbucks. - Donald Trump

When one may pay out over two million dollars to presidential and Congressional campaigns, the U.S. government is virtually up for sale. - John W. Gardner

I think, at a child's birth, if a mother could ask a fairy godmother to endow it with the most useful gift, that gift should be curiosity. - Eleanor Roosevelt

If someone offers you a gift, and you decline to accept it, the other person still owns that gift. The same is true of insults and verbal attacks. - Steve Pavlina

Only when your consciousness is totally focused on the moment you are in can you receive whatever gift, lesson, or delight that moment has to offer. - Barbara de Angelis


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19-Jul-2018