Unwanted Christmas Gifts

Time for re-gifting?



Unwanted Christmas Gift - Man Drill

Unwanted Christmas Gift - MegaSuck Vacuum Cleaner

Unwanted Christmas Gift - Exfoliating Face Scrub

Unwanted Christmas Gift - Tabasco Eye Drops

Unwanted Christmas Gift - WD-40 Aftershave Lotion

Unwanted Christmas Gift - Arse-Whisk for Constipation

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These are cathedrals of shopping. - Emile Zola

Conceit is God's gift to little men. - Bruce Barton

A turkey never voted for an early Christmas. - Unknown

Every problem has a gift for you in its hands. - Richard Bach

There would be no Christmas if there was no Easter. - Gordon B. Hinckley

A man without a smiling face should not open a shop. - Chinese Proverb

I always say shopping is cheaper than a psychiatrist. - Tammy Faye Bakker

I get really grinchy right up until Christmas morning. - Dan Aykroyd

The quickest way to know a woman is to go shopping with her. - Marcelene Cox

Humor is the first of the gifts to perish in a foreign tongue. - Virginia Woolf

The first great gift we can bestow on others is a good example. - Morell

If you can give your child only one gift, let it be enthusiasm. - Bruce Barton

For business, our Internet love affair was a gift from the gods. - Gary Vaynerchuk

Do not be afraid; our fate Cannot be taken from us; it is a gift. - Dante Alighieri

Traditional methods of sales prospecting are grossly inefficient. - Jill Konrath

A gift diamond shines so much better than one you buy for yourself. - Mae West

I spent seven hours in a beauty shop... and that was for the estimate. - Phyllis Diller

Nothing's as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas. - Kin Hubbard

Mail your packages early, so the Post Office can lose them in time for Christmas. - Johnny Carson

I'm so ugly I worked in a pet shop, and people kept asking how big I'd get. - Rodney Dangerfield

Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan

If my Valentine you won't be,
I'll hang myself on your Christmas tree. - Ernest Hemingway

You don't choose your family. They are God's gift to you, as you are to them. - Desmond Tutu

Whoever said money can't buy happiness simply didn't know where to go shopping. - Bo Derek

Polly had a gift for baking pies, and she poured her heart and soul into every one she made. - Sarah Weeks

Shopping: The fine art of acquiring things you don't need with money you don't have. - Unknown

I went to a garage sale. "How much for the garage?" "It's not for sale." - Steven Wright

Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha

The Christmas season has come to mean the period when the public plays Santa Claus to the merchants. - John Andrew Holmes

To me, job titles don't matter. Everyone is in sales. It's the only way we stay in business. - Harvey Mackay

I remember when the candle shop burned won. Everyone stood around singing "Happy Birthday." - Steven Wright

Everything is for sale in Hollywood; the fairy tale, the costume, the pumpkin, the footman and the mice. - Amanda Eliasch

The road to medical knowledge is through the pathological museum and not through an apothecary's shop. - William Withey Gull

Like the old adverb, "you can lead a gift horse to the water but ya can't look in his mouth." - Archie Bunker

I gave my young nephew a book for Christmas. He's spent six months looking for where to put the batteries. - Milton Berle

Yesterday's the past, tomorrow's the future, but today is a gift. That's why it's called the present. - Bill Keane

Men in general judge more from appearances than from reality. All men have eyes, but few have the gift of penetration. - Niccolo Machiavelli

The worst gift is a fruitcake. There is only one fruitcake in the entire world, and people keep sending it to each other. - Johnny Carson

We are all born with a grab bag on gifts and gaps. Identify your true talents, then find out how to use them to make money. - Bill O'Reilly

I hate smart sales clerks. I said to one, "What do you have in lingerie?" She says, "More than you'll ever have!" - Phyllis Diller


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25-Apr-2018