New Airport Check-in Attire

Preparing for TSA security

Anybody flying soon? This is the way to go!



New Airport Check-in Attire

QuotaBills
Protect your enthusiasm from the negativity of others. - H. Jackson Brown Jr.

There is no security in this life. There is only opportunity. - Douglas MacAurthur

I would uphold the law if for no other reason but to protect myself. - Thomas More

We spend our time searching for security and hate it when we get it. - John Steinbeck

The conventional view serves to protect us from the painful job of thinking. - John Kenneth Galbraith

I just got back from a pleasure trip. I took my mother-in-law to the airport. - Henny Youngman

He prefers the security of known misery to the misery of unfamiliar insecurity. - Sheldon B. Kopp

Idealism, alas, does not protect one from ignorance, dogmatism, and foolishness. - Sidney Hook

If God had intended us to fly he would have made it easier to get to the airport. - Jonathan Winters

A memorandum isn't written to inform the receiver, but to protect the writer. - Dean Acheson

Age does not protect you from love. But love, to some extent, protects you from age. - Unknown

Of all the tasks of government, the most basic is to protect its citizens from violence. - John Foster Dulles

A man's own good breeding is the best security against other people's ill manners. - Lord Chesterfield

Education doesn't change life much. It just lifts trouble to a higher plane of regard. - Robert Frost

I used to think that one of the great signs of security was the ability to just walk away. - Jack Nicholson

Old age is like a plane flying through a storm. Once you are aboard, there is nothing you can do. - Golda Meir

I do not think there is any silver bullet to solving the technology side of the security equation. - John W. Thompson

The scientific theory I like best is that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline luggage. - Mark Russell

My parents have been visiting me for a few days. I just dropped them off at the airport. They leave tomorrow. - Margaret Smith

Too many people are thinking of security instead of opportunity. They seem to be more afraid of life than death. - James F. Bymes

You can't reach old age by another man's road. My habits protect my life but they would assassinate you. - Mark Twain

The only security men can have for their political liberty, consists in keeping their money in their own pockets. - Lysander Spooner

Airport screeners are now scanning holiday fruitcakes. Not even the scanners can tell what those little red things are. - David Letterman

A tom cat hijacked a plane, stuck a pistol into the pilot's ribs and demanded, "Take me to the Canaries." - Bob Monkhouse

Enthusiasm is the best protection in any situation. Wholeheartedness is contagious. Give yourself if you wish to get others. - David Seabury

If Beethoven had been killed in a plane crash at the age of twenty-two, it would have changed the history of music... and of aviation. - Tom Stoppard

Southwest Airlines is successful because the company understands it's a customer service company. It also happens to be an airline. - Harvey Mackay

Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other. - Oscar Ameringer

Love as powerful as your mother's for you leaves its own mark ... to have been loved so deeply ... will give us some protection forever. - J K Rowling

If the "black box" flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of that stuff? - George Carlin

In a world of complex threats, our security and leadership depends on all elements of our power - including strong and principled diplomacy. - Barack Obama

Love is like jumping out of an airplane with no parachute. But there’s no need to be frightened, because that plane is still on the ground. - Jarod Kintz


see also   Airport  &  Security  Sections
2011 Miss TSA Calendar
Geriatric Flight

 

Eavestrough Help

Hawk View

RU NEXT?

Water Street

Eagle Collision

Tiananmen Square Protest

Beetle Fan

FaceAche

Friendly Neighbour

Dual Fork Lift

Redneck Coffee Pot

Joe's Place

X-Factor Sudoku Puzzles C

Webber Upside Down

Trump Hair Trade Agreement

Reserved for Drunk Drivers

Head Coolant

Bear's Submarine Patrol

Nutcracker Suite - Chinese Version

Scenic Country Walk
Full list of creditsFacebookTwitterDiggStumbleUponDelicious

26-Sep-2017