BachScratcher

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Bach Scratcher

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Jazz is democracy in music. - Wynton Marsalis

I'm Liberace without a piano. - Paul Lynde

Music describes what words can't. - Unknown

Without music, life would be a mistake. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Dancing with her was like moving a piano. - Ring Lardner

Wagner's music is better than it sounds. - Mark Twain

Life exists for the love of music or beautiful things. - G K Chesterton

Borrow money from pessimists - they don't expect it back. - Steven Wright

Yoga is almost like music in a way; there's no end to it. - Sting

Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to? - George Carlin

Military justice is to justice what military music is to music. - Groucho Marx

When I die, I want to come back as Bobby Layne's chauffeur. - Don Meredith

We don't like their sound, and guitar music is on the way out. - Decca Record Company

We cannot walk alone... We cannot turn back... I have a dream today! - Martin Luther King Jr

You can run out of garlic, but you can't really run out of music. - Jace Wayland

The power of music feels like taking a a nice brake from this busy world. - Millie DeWitt

All the good music has already been written by people with wigs and stuff. - Frank Zappa

I rented a lottery ticket. I won a million dollars. But I had to give it back. - Steven Wright

There, standing at the piano, was the original good time who had been had by all. - Kenneth Tynan

Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier'n puttin' it back. - Will Rogers

It requires wisdom to understand wisdom: the music is nothing if the audience is deaf. - Walter Lippmann

You may dispense with the pleasantries, Commander. I am here to put you back on schedule. - Darth Vader

Politeness and consideration for others is like investing pennies and getting dollars back. - Thomas Sowell

He's so generous, he'll go out, get two blowjobs, come back and give you one of them. - Milton Berle

Let Wall Street have a nightmare and the whole country has to help get them back in bed again. - Will Rogers

Send two dozen roses to Room 424 and put "Emily, I love you" on the back of the bill. - Groucho Marx

Will you look back on life and say, 'I wish I had,' or 'I'm glad I did it'? - Zig Ziglar

Although I am not stupid, the mathematical side of my brain is like dumb notes upon a damaged piano. - Margot Asquith

Whatever music sounds like, I am glad to say that it does not sound in the smallest degree like German. - Oscar Wilde

Life must be lived and curiosity kept alive. One must never, for whatever reason, turn his back on life. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Back in my rummy days, I would tremble and shake for hours upon arising. It was the only exercise I got. - WC Fields

A hundred years from now, people will listen to the music of the Beatles the same way we listen to Mozart. - Paul McCartney

If you love someone, set them free. If they come back, they're yours; if they don't, they never were. - Richard Bach

What politicians want to create is irreversible change because when you leave office someone changes it back again. - Estelle Morris

We are not held back by the love we didn't receive in the past, but by the love we're not extending in the present. - Marianne Williamson

It's impossible to give without having it come back to you. And it's impossible to keep what you won't give away. - Unknown

The typewriting machine, when played with expression, is no more annoying than the piano when played by a sister or near relation. - Oscar Wilde

Take a music bath once or twice a week for a few seasons, and you will find that it is to the soul what the water bath is to the body. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Living in the past is a dull and lonely business; looking back strains the neck muscles, causes you to bump into people not going your way. - Edna Ferber

I'd like to get something together - like a Handel, Bach, Muddy Waters, flamenco-type of thing. If I could get that sound, I'd be happy. - Jimi Hendrix


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