Bad Feather Day

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Chicken without feathers

Do your part to stop cock fighting!

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Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight. - Phyllis Diller

Friccastewing a chicken on the hotplate - Archie Bunker

Fight the good fight with all thy might. - John Samuel Bewley Monsell

If you try to fight the course, it will beat you. - Lou Holtz

Pray for the dead and fight like hell for the living. - Mother Jones

Hope is the thing with feathers that perches in the soul. - Emily Dickinson

People who fight fire with fire usually end up with ashes. - Abigail Van Buren

Stress should be a powerful driving force, not an obstacle. - Bob Phillips

When two elephants fight it is the grass that gets trampled. - African Proverb

Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room! - Dr. Strangelove

Players with fight never lose a game, they just run out of time. - John Wooden

Don't fight a battle if you don't gain anything by winning. - Edwin Rommel

Never pick a fight with ugly people - they've got nothing to lose. - Robin Williams

Stress is an important dragon to slay - or at least tame - in your life. - Marilu Henner

Stress is nothing more than a socially acceptable form of mental illness. - Richard Carlson

Yesterday I told a chicken to cross the road. It said, "what for?" - Steven Wright

Burst down those closet doors once and for all, and stand up and start to fight. - Harvey Milk

I love my squirrel and dumplings, but you can make it with chicken and dumplings. - Kay Robertson

The greatest weapon against stress is our ability to choose one thought over another. - William James

Stress is your body's way of saying you haven't worked enough unpaid overtime. - Scott Adams

The world is a fine place and worth the fighting for and I hate very much to leave it. - Ernest Hemingway

Love melts the rigor which the rocks have bred; a flint will break upon a feather bed. - John Cleveland

The Irish don't know what they want and are prepared to fight to the death to get it. - Sidney Littlewood

Get up, stand up, stand up for your rights. Get up, stand up, Don't give up the fight. - Bob Marley

I unfortunately still crave chicken McNuggets and bacon, which is the meat candy of the world. - Katy Perry

When young, beware of fighting; when strong, beware of sex; and when old, beware of possession. - Confucius

Men will wrangle for religion; write for it; fight for it; die for it; anything but live for it. - Charles Caleb Colton

Years ago, I predicted that Iran would take over Iraq. Iran and Iraq used to fight back and forth. - Donald Trump

I had to have some balls to be Irish Catholic in South London. Most of that time I spent fighting. - Pierce Brosnan

I never really address myself to any image anybody has of me. That's like fighting with ghosts. - Sally Field

The key to a long and healthy marriage is that, honestly, there's nothing worth fighting about. - Jay Leno

The chicken probably came before the egg because it is hard to imagine God wanting to sit on an egg. - Unknown

Love, like a chicken salad or restaurant hash, must be taken with blind faith or it loses its flavor. - Helen Rowland

I'm going to the Colonel next. I'm gonna get a big bucket of chicken chests and smashed potatoes. - Archie Bunker

I can remember when Democrats believed that it was the duty of America to fight for freedom over tyranny. - Zell Miller

For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier. I put them in the same room and let them fight it out. - Steven Wright

Violence of language leads to violence of action. Angry men seldom fight if their tongues do not lead the fray. - Charles V Roman

The last fight was my fault though. My wife asked, "What's on the TV?"
I said, "Dust!" - Red Skelton

I love lean meats like chicken, turkey. I'm obsessed with sushi and fish in general. I eat a lot of veggies and hummus. - Shawn Johnson

The happiest excitement in life is to be convinced that one is fighting for all one is worth on behalf of some clearly seen and deeply felt good. - Ruth Benedict


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