Bad Feather Day

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No matter how badly last year treated you,
walk tall with your head high. This is a brand new year!



Chicken without feathers

Do your part to stop cock fighting!

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Stress makes you stupid. - Unknown

Fight the good fight with all thy might. - John Samuel Bewley Monsell

Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie. - David Mamet

If you try to fight the course, it will beat you. - Lou Holtz

Stress should be a powerful driving force, not an obstacle. - Bob Phillips

It is hard to fight an enemy who has outposts in your head. - Sally Kempton

Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room! - Dr. Strangelove

The supreme art of war is to subdue the enemy without fighting. - Sun Tzu

Players with fight never lose a game, they just run out of time. - John Wooden

Don't fight a battle if you don't gain anything by winning. - Edwin Rommel

If you want chicken soup, you've got to put a chicken in the pot. - Joe Segal

Cynicism is intellectual dandyism without the coxcomb's feathers. - George Meredith

Never pick a fight with ugly people - they've got nothing to lose. - Robin Williams

Stress is nothing more than a socially acceptable form of mental illness. - Richard Carlson

Yesterday I told a chicken to cross the road. It said, "what for?" - Steven Wright

Burst down those closet doors once and for all, and stand up and start to fight. - Harvey Milk

I love my squirrel and dumplings, but you can make it with chicken and dumplings. - Kay Robertson

It's not the size of the man in the fight, but the size of the fight in the man. - Unknown

The greatest weapon against stress is our ability to choose one thought over another. - William James

Stress is your body's way of saying you haven't worked enough unpaid overtime. - Scott Adams

The world is a fine place and worth the fighting for and I hate very much to leave it. - Ernest Hemingway

The Irish don't know what they want and are prepared to fight to the death to get it. - Sidney Littlewood

My brother thinks he's a chicken.
We don't talk him out of it because we need the eggs. - Groucho Marx

I had to have some balls to be Irish Catholic in South London. Most of that time I spent fighting. - Pierce Brosnan

I never really address myself to any image anybody has of me. That's like fighting with ghosts. - Sally Field

There are only 3 true sports: mountain climbing, bull fighting and auto racing. All the rest are games. - Ernest Hemingway

I can remember when Democrats believed that it was the duty of America to fight for freedom over tyranny. - Zell Miller

Transformation also means looking for ways to stop pushing yourself so hard professionally or inviting so much stress. - Gail Sheehy

I'm not just retiring from the company, I'm also retiring from my stress, my commute, my alarm clock, and my iron. - Hartman Jule

We study the glory of God, and the honour and liberty of parliament, for which we fight, without seeking our own interests. - Oliver Cromwell

A child can teach an adult three things: to be happy for no reason; to always be curious; and to fight tirelessly for something. - Paulo Coelho

A citizen of America will cross the ocean to fight for democracy, but won't cross the street to vote in a national election. - Bill Vaughan

You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze

No matter how good or bad you think life is, wake up each day and be thankful for life. Someone somewhere else is fighting to survive. - Unknown

Keep your sense of humor. There's enough stress in the rest of your life to let bad shots ruin a game you're supposed to enjoy. - Amy Alcott

You never change things by fighting the existing reality. To change something, build a new model that makes the existing model obsolete. - R Buckminster Fuller

What's the two things they tell you are healthiest to eat? Chicken and fish. You know what you should do? Combine them, eat a penguin. - Dave Attell

We shall fight them on the beaches. We shall fight in the fields and in the streets; we shall fight in the hills; we shall never surrender. - Winston Churchill

As long as a person doesn't admit he's defeated, he is not defeated - he's just a little behind, and isn't through fighting. - Darrell Royal

To be a champion, you have to learn to handle stress and pressure. But if you've prepared mentally and physically, you don't have to worry. - Harvey Mackay


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