Bad Feather Day

Eating crow lately?

No matter how badly last year treated you,
walk tall with your head high. This is a brand new year!



Chicken without feathers

Do your part to stop cock fighting!

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Stress makes you stupid. - Unknown

Birds of a feather flock together. - English Proverb

Fight the good fight with all thy might. - John Samuel Bewley Monsell

If you try to fight the course, it will beat you. - Lou Holtz

Stress should be a powerful driving force, not an obstacle. - Bob Phillips

It is hard to fight an enemy who has outposts in your head. - Sally Kempton

We are going to have peace even if we have to fight for it. - Dwight D Eisenhower

A peacock that rests on his feathers is just another turkey. - Dolly Parton

The supreme art of war is to subdue the enemy without fighting. - Sun Tzu

Players with fight never lose a game, they just run out of time. - John Wooden

Democracy! Bah! When I hear that word I reach for my feather Boa. - Allen Ginsberg

Don't fight a battle if you don't gain anything by winning. - Edwin Rommel

If you want chicken soup, you've got to put a chicken in the pot. - Joe Segal

Cynicism is intellectual dandyism without the coxcomb's feathers. - George Meredith

Too much homework can cause stress, depression and even lower grades. - Unknown

Stress is an important dragon to slay - or at least tame - in your life. - Marilu Henner

Stress is an ignorant state. It believes that everything is an emergency. - Natalie Goldberg

Retirement means no pressure, no stress, no heartache... unless you play golf. - Gene Perret

First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win. - Mahatma Gandhi

The greatest weapon against stress is our ability to choose one thought over another. - William James

The world is a fine place and worth the fighting for and I hate very much to leave it. - Ernest Hemingway

The Irish don't know what they want and are prepared to fight to the death to get it. - Sidney Littlewood

Get up, stand up, stand up for your rights. Get up, stand up, Don't give up the fight. - Bob Marley

When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water. - Unknown

If crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? - George Carlin

To fight against the infidels is Jihad; but to fight against your evil self is greater Jihad. - Abu Bakr

I unfortunately still crave chicken McNuggets and bacon, which is the meat candy of the world. - Katy Perry

When young, beware of fighting; when strong, beware of sex; and when old, beware of possession. - Confucius

I had to have some balls to be Irish Catholic in South London. Most of that time I spent fighting. - Pierce Brosnan

The key to a long and healthy marriage is that, honestly, there's nothing worth fighting about. - Jay Leno

The chicken probably came before the egg because it is hard to imagine God wanting to sit on an egg. - Unknown

Love, like a chicken salad or restaurant hash, must be taken with blind faith or it loses its flavor. - Helen Rowland

I'm going to the Colonel next. I'm gonna get a big bucket of chicken chests and smashed potatoes. - Archie Bunker

Violence of language leads to violence of action. Angry men seldom fight if their tongues do not lead the fray. - Charles V Roman

Any processed chicken from any place - I'll order it in a heartbeat. I'm very picky about my pork, though. - David Chang

In the early years, you fight because you don't understand each other. In later years, you fight because you do. - Joan Didion

No matter how good or bad you think life is, wake up each day and be thankful for life. Someone somewhere else is fighting to survive. - Unknown

Keep your sense of humor. There's enough stress in the rest of your life to let bad shots ruin a game you're supposed to enjoy. - Amy Alcott

What's the two things they tell you are healthiest to eat? Chicken and fish. You know what you should do? Combine them, eat a penguin. - Dave Attell

As long as a person doesn't admit he's defeated, he is not defeated - he's just a little behind, and isn't through fighting. - Darrell Royal


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21-Jan-2018