How To Cook A Deer

Instructions on how to properly cook a deer



John Deere farm combine catches on fire





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Add not fire to fire. - Greek proverb

I take my vacation on the combine and tractor. - Jon Tester

Morning comes whether you set the alarm or not. - Ursula K. Le Guin

Since the house is on fire let us warm ourselves. - Italian Proverb

Home cooking. Where many a man thinks his wife is. - Jimmy Durante

Never invest emergency savings in the stock market. - Suze Orman

Some say the world will end in fire, some say in ice. - Robert Frost

We must rekindle the fire of idealism in our society. - Joe Biden

Love is friendship set on fire. Hate is friendship burned. - Jeremy Taylor

I was 32 when I started cooking; up until then, I just ate. - Julia Child

How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign? - George Carlin

I used to look like a deer in headlights on the red carpet. - Emily Blunt

A bumble bee is considerably faster than a John Deere tractor. - Unknown

So comes snow after fire, and even dragons have their endings. - J.R.R. Tolkien

Coward: One who, in a perilous emergency, thinks with his legs. - Ambrose Bierce

Cooking certain dishes, like roast pork, reminds me of my mother. - Maya Angelou

I'm a bit of a gourmet chef. I love cooking - mostly Thai food. - Will Ferrell

Cooking Tip: Wrap turkey leftovers in aluminum foil and throw them out. - Nicole Hollander

Stress is an ignorant state. It believes that everything is an emergency. - Natalie Goldberg

If you need 100 rounds to kill a deer, maybe hunting isn't your sport. - Elayne Boosler

Contentment consisteth not in adding more fuel, but in taking away some fire. - Thomas Fuller

Advice is like cooking - you should try it first before you feed it to others. - Unknown

There is nothing so strong or safe in an emergency of life as the simple truth. - Charles Dickens

As soon go kindle fire with snow, as seek to quench the fire of love with words. - William Shakespeare

I took a physical for some life insurance. All they would give me was fire and theft. - Milton Berle

I'm a Catholic deer hunter. I am happy to be clinging to my guns and my religion. - Paul Ryan

In my cosmology, indigenous wild deer are more important than exotic ornamental shrubs. - Elizabeth M. Thomas

I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near the place. - Steven Wright

When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water. - Unknown

If crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? - George Carlin

The fabled musk deer searches the world over for the source of the scent which comes from itself. - Ramakrishna

How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire? - Unknown

One of the tests of leadership is the ability to recognize a problem before it becomes an emergency. - Arnold H. Glasow

Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never tell. - Joan Crawford

I wanted to be the first woman to burn her bra, but it would have taken the fire department four days to put it out. - Dolly Parton

Motivation is a fire from within. If someone else tries to light that fire under you, chances are it will burn very briefly. - Stephen R. Covey

I have a microwave fireplace in my house... The other night I laid down in front of the fire for the evening in two minutes. - Steven Wright

At fifty, the madwoman in the attic breaks loose, stomps down the stairs, and sets fire to the house. She won't be imprisoned anymore. - Erica Jong

What's the two things they tell you are healthiest to eat? Chicken and fish. You know what you should do? Combine them, eat a penguin. - Dave Attell

To have a curable illness and to leave it untreated except for prayer is like sticking your hand in a fire and asking God to remove the flame. - Sandra L. Douglas


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