How To Cook A Deer

Instructions on how to properly cook a deer



John Deere farm combine catches on fire





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Add not fire to fire. - Greek proverb

Deer hunters will do anything for a buck. - Unknown

The best alarm clock is sunshine on chrome. - Unknown

I take my vacation on the combine and tractor. - Jon Tester

Morning comes whether you set the alarm or not. - Ursula K. Le Guin

Since the house is on fire let us warm ourselves. - Italian Proverb

Never invest emergency savings in the stock market. - Suze Orman

Some say the world will end in fire, some say in ice. - Robert Frost

We must rekindle the fire of idealism in our society. - Joe Biden

Words are only painted fire; a book is the fire itself. - Mark Twain

I don't even butter my bread. I consider that cooking. - Katherine Cebrian

I was 32 when I started cooking; up until then, I just ate. - Julia Child

I used to look like a deer in headlights on the red carpet. - Emily Blunt

The inner fire is the most important thing mankind possesses. - Edith Sodergran

A bumble bee is considerably faster than a John Deere tractor. - Unknown

So comes snow after fire, and even dragons have their endings. - JRR Tolkien

Yesterday is ashes; tomorrow wood. Only today does the fire burn brightly. - Eskimo Proverb

If you need 100 rounds to kill a deer, maybe hunting isn't your sport. - Elayne Boosler

Advice is like cooking - you should try it first before you feed it to others. - Unknown

Always give them the old fire, even when you feel like a squashed cake of ice. - Ethel Merman

There is nothing so strong or safe in an emergency of life as the simple truth. - Charles Dickens

As soon go kindle fire with snow, as seek to quench the fire of love with words. - William Shakespeare

My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor. - Phyllis Diller

I took a physical for some life insurance. All they would give me was fire and theft. - Milton Berle

I'm a Catholic deer hunter. I am happy to be clinging to my guns and my religion. - Paul Ryan

An army of deer led by a lion is more to be feared than an army of lions led by a deer. - Philip II

In my cosmology, indigenous wild deer are more important than exotic ornamental shrubs. - Elizabeth M. Thomas

I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near the place. - Steven Wright

When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water. - Unknown

This momentous question, like a fire bell in the night, awakened and filled me with terror. - Thomas Jefferson

You get the best effort from others not by lighting a fire beneath them, but by building a fire within. - Bob Nelson

Faith is a fine invention
When Gentlemen can see -
But Microscopes are prudent
In an Emergency. - Emily Dickinson

What my mother believed about cooking is that if you worked hard and prospered, someone else would do it for you. - Nora Ephron

I have left orders to be awakened at any time in case of national emergency, even if I'm in a cabinet meeting. - Ronald Reagan

Bruce Lee's fast pace, Jet Li's pretty style and Jet Li's acrobatics combine with Muay Thai for my own style. - Tony Jaa

I'm not just retiring from the company, I'm also retiring from my stress, my commute, my alarm clock, and my iron. - Hartman Jule

I have a microwave fireplace in my house... The other night I laid down in front of the fire for the evening in two minutes. - Steven Wright

The only difference between a pigeon and the American farmer today is that a pigeon can still make a deposit on a John Deere. - Jim Hightower

To have a curable illness and to leave it untreated except for prayer is like sticking your hand in a fire and asking God to remove the flame. - Sandra L. Douglas

The best way to meet a woman is in an emergency situation - if you're in a shipwreck, or you find yourself behind enemy lines, or in a flood. - Mark Helprin


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