How To Cook A Deer

Instructions on how to properly cook a deer



John Deere farm combine catches on fire





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Add not fire to fire. - Greek proverb

A wounded deer leaps the highest. - Emily Dickinson

Deer hunters will do anything for a buck. - Unknown

The best alarm clock is sunshine on chrome. - Unknown

Never invest emergency savings in the stock market. - Suze Orman

Some say the world will end in fire, some say in ice. - Robert Frost

We must rekindle the fire of idealism in our society. - Joe Biden

If someone's lying, are their pants really on fire? - Jerry Seinfeld

I don't even butter my bread. I consider that cooking. - Katherine Cebrian

People who fight fire with fire usually end up with ashes. - Abigail Van Buren

I was 32 when I started cooking; up until then, I just ate. - Julia Child

I used to look like a deer in headlights on the red carpet. - Emily Blunt

So comes snow after fire, and even dragons have their endings. - J.R.R. Tolkien

Cooking certain dishes, like roast pork, reminds me of my mother. - Maya Angelou

Cooking Tip: Wrap turkey leftovers in aluminum foil and throw them out. - Nicole Hollander

Stress is an ignorant state. It believes that everything is an emergency. - Natalie Goldberg

Yesterday is ashes; tomorrow wood. Only today does the fire burn brightly. - Eskimo Proverb

Contentment consisteth not in adding more fuel, but in taking away some fire. - Thomas Fuller

Advice is like cooking - you should try it first before you feed it to others. - Unknown

My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor. - Phyllis Diller

I took a physical for some life insurance. All they would give me was fire and theft. - Milton Berle

I'm a Catholic deer hunter. I am happy to be clinging to my guns and my religion. - Paul Ryan

An army of deer led by a lion is more to be feared than an army of lions led by a deer. - Philip II

In my cosmology, indigenous wild deer are more important than exotic ornamental shrubs. - Elizabeth M. Thomas

I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near the place. - Steven Wright

From an early age I understood that cooking was never going to be a job, it's a passion. - Gordon Ramsay

How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire? - Unknown

One of the tests of leadership is the ability to recognize a problem before it becomes an emergency. - Arnold H. Glasow

Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never tell. - Joan Crawford

What my mother believed about cooking is that if you worked hard and prospered, someone else would do it for you. - Nora Ephron

I have left orders to be awakened at any time in case of national emergency, even if I'm in a cabinet meeting. - Ronald Reagan

I'm not just retiring from the company, I'm also retiring from my stress, my commute, my alarm clock, and my iron. - Hartman Jule

Motivation is a fire from within. If someone else tries to light that fire under you, chances are it will burn very briefly. - Stephen R. Covey

The only difference between a pigeon and the American farmer today is that a pigeon can still make a deposit on a John Deere. - Jim Hightower

Doubt thou the stars are fire,
Doubt that the sun doth move,
Doubt truth to be a liar,
But never doubt I love. - William Shakespeare

When bad men combine, the good must associate; else they will fall one by one, an unpitied sacrifice in a contemptible struggle. - Edmund Burke

What's the two things they tell you are healthiest to eat? Chicken and fish. You know what you should do? Combine them, eat a penguin. - Dave Attell

To have a curable illness and to leave it untreated except for prayer is like sticking your hand in a fire and asking God to remove the flame. - Sandra L. Douglas

Music embodies feeling without forcing it to contend and combine with thought, as it is forced in most arts and especially in the art of words. - Franz Liszt

The best way to meet a woman is in an emergency situation - if you're in a shipwreck, or you find yourself behind enemy lines, or in a flood. - Mark Helprin


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Redneck Deer Stand
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