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Duct Tape Plane
Best duct tape story ever
Bear with us - there’s a bear with us!


During a private “fly-in” fishing excursion in the Alaskan wilderness,
the chartered pilot and fishermen left a cooler-box of fish and bait inside
the plane. A bear smelled it and this is what he did to the plane...








The pilot used his radio, and had another pilot bring him 2 new tires,
3 cases of duct tape, and a supply of plastic sheets.
Plane truth - they patched the plane together, and flew it home!




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