Employee Happiness Kit
Cheap management solution to cope with work overload


IMPORTANCE NOTICE TO ALL EMPLOYEES
All personnel will now be required to look happy while working.
Company approved supplies will be provided to each employee at no cost.
Workload getting to you? Feeling stressed? Too many priorities and assignments?
Here is the new company approved solution to cope with multiple priorities and assignments!

Each employee will be supplied 2 paper clips and rubber bands (see Fig. 1)


Fig. 1

Assemble items as shown (Fig. 2)

Fig. 2

Apply as shown in Fig. 3

Fig. 3

Enjoy your day. This new office equipment will help you to reach the end of a
productive work day with a smile on your face!
The Management Team

see also   Office  Section
Finger Phone
Raisin Pay
Revised Company Policy
Smile Lineup

 

Computer Challenged

Swiss Reaper

Original Play Station

Haunted Pancakes

No Neck

Five Pound Note

Selena Stopmez

AirHeads

Redneck Power Windows

Race Break

Mirror Fence

Look Both Ways

No-iPhone Kids

Dog Haircut

Loose Lips Sink Ships
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21-Oct-2019