IMPORTANCE NOTICE TO ALL EMPLOYEES
All personnel will now be required to look happy
while working.
Company approved supplies will be provided to each employee at no cost.
Workload getting to you? Feeling stressed?
Too many priorities and assignments?
Here is the new company approved solution to cope with multiple priorities and assignments!
Each employee will be supplied 2 paper clips and rubber bands (see Fig. 1)
Fig. 1
Assemble items as shown (Fig. 2)
Fig. 2
Apply as shown in Fig. 3
Fig. 3
Enjoy your day. This new office equipment will help you to reach the end of a
productive work day with a smile on your face!
The Management Team
see also
Office Section
Finger Phone
Raisin Pay
Revised Company Policy
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