Harley House

Smoking is allowed in a Harley Davidson house



Riding a motorcycle inside the house living room

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Midnight bugs taste best. - Unknown

The perfect man? A poet on a motorcycle. - Lucinda Williams

The best alarm clock is sunshine on chrome. - Unknown

When you're riding lead, don't spit. - Unknown

Never drive faster than your guardian angel can fly. - Unknown

Four wheels move the body. Two wheels move the soul. - Unknown

Bikes don't leak oil, they mark their territory. - Unknown

Five exclamation marks, the sure sign of an insane mind. - Terry Pratchett

If you ride like there's no tomorrow, there won't be. - Unknown

Have fun, be active. Ride a bike instead of driving, for example. - Dan Buettner

Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown

An intellectual is a man who doesn't know how to park his bike. - Spiro T. Agnew

It takes more love to share the saddle than it does to share the bed. - Unknown

What do you call a cyclist who doesn't wear a helmet? An organ donor. - David Perry

That's all the motorcycle is, a system of concepts worked out in steel. - Robert M. Pirsig

Sometimes the best communication happens when you're on separate bikes. - Unknown

Life may begin at 30, but it doesn't get real interesting until about 150. - Unknown

Keep your bike in good repair: motorcycle boots are not comfortable for walking. - Unknown

An endeavor to please elders is at the bottom of high marks and mediocre careers. - John Day Chapman

I'm paranoid about everything. On my stationary bike I have a rearview mirror. - Richard Lewis

Numbers have neither substance, nor meaning, nor qualities. They are nothing but marks. - Hermann Weyl

Most motorcycle problems are caused by the nut that connects the handlebars to the saddle. - Unknown

Catching a yellow-jacket in your shirt at seventy miles per hour can double your vocabulary. - Unknown

Mathematics is a game played according to certain simple rules with meaningless marks on paper. - David Hilbert

What your mind sees when you close your eyes marks the entrance to an endless universe: your imagination. - Stephen Helmes

To what a degree the same past can leave different marks - and especially admit of different interpretations. - Andre Gide

I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness. - Emo Philips

Menopause: because nature decided that pregnancy, labor, delivery, breastfeeding, and stretch marks wasn't enough. - Unknown

People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs. - Unknown

You're the guy that'll be sneaking out of your bedroom at three o'clock in the morning to look at your bike. - Paul Teutul

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz

If you never want to see a man again, just tell him, "I love you. I want to marry you. I want to have children." They leave skid marks. - Rita Rudner


see also   Motorcycle  Section
Bucket Seat
Harlie’s Angel
Motorcycle Grind
Motorcycle Side-Car
Redneck Date
Redneck Headlights
Redneck Motorcycle Transport
Redneck Tricycle
Redneck Trike
Saskatchewan Harley
Your First Motorcycle

 

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21-Nov-2017