Jay Leno Saga

Conan “hands” over Tonight Show to Leno



Jay Leno Saga

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Precision is not reality. - Henri Matisse

Reality is something you rise above. - Liza Minnelli

Human kind cannot bear very much reality. - T S Eliot

Television! Teacher, mother, secret lover! - Homer Simpson

Reality is nothing but a collective hunch. - Jane Wagner

Television has raised writing to a new low. - Samuel Goldwyn

Ah, TV respects me. It laughs with me, not at me! - Homer Simpson

When I was your age, television was called books. - William Goldman

All our separate fictions add up to joint reality. - Stanislaw Lec

Face reality as it is, not as it was or as you wish it to be. - Jack Welch

Sometimes the appropriate response to reality is to go insane. - Philip K. Dick

Let's bask in television's warm, glowing, warming glow. - Homer Simpson

Canadian cities looked the way American cities did on television. - William Gibson

TV is simply a place where people go when they get tired of thinking. - Kevin Devitte

The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense. - Tom Clancy

I think Les Moonves is the most highly overrated person in television. - Donald Trump

Men don't care what's on TV. They only care what else is on TV. - Jerry Seinfeld

So long as there's a jingle in your head, television isn't free. - Jason Love

Getting an award from TV is like being kissed by someone with bad breath. - Mason Williams

Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away. - Philip K. Dick

Jogging is for people who aren't intelligent enough to watch television. - Victoria Wood

Do you realize if it weren't for Edison we'd be watching TV by candlelight? - Al Boliska

If it weren't for electricity, we'd all be watching television by candlelight. - George Gobel

For those of you watching who do not have television sets, live commentary is on Radio 2. - David Coleman

We live in a fantasy world, a world of illusion. The great task in life is to find reality. - Irish Murdoch

So many people are on television that don't know me, and they're like experts on me. - Donald Trump

You said you have a dream. Make your wonderful dream a reality, and it will become your truth. - Pokemon

President Ford tells us all to bite the bullet and Betsy Ford goes on TV and shoots off her mouth. - Archie Bunker

I chose the Egyptian dream: the dream to make a TV show, and then be called an infidel by the end. - Bassem Youssef

Morality binds and blinds. It binds us into teams... but thereby makes us go blind to objective reality. - Jonathan Haidt

We owe a lot to Thomas Edison - if it wasn't for him, we'd be watching television by candlelight. - Milton Berle

One of television's great contributions is that it brought murder back into the home, where it belongs. - Alfred Hitchcock

You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams. - Dr. Seuss

There is no way you can get people to believe you on screen if they know who you really are through television. - Jack Nicholson

The last fight was my fault though. My wife asked, "What's on the TV?"
I said, "Dust!" - Red Skelton

I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book. - Groucho Marx

It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to squeeze in eight hours of TV a day. - Homer Simpson

The use of traveling is to regulate imagination by reality, and instead of thinking how things may be, to see them as they are. - Samuel Johnson

As far as the laws of mathematics refer to reality, they are not certain; and as far as they are certain, they do not refer to reality. - Albert Einstein

You never change things by fighting the existing reality. To change something, build a new model that makes the existing model obsolete. - R Buckminster Fuller


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21-Jan-2018