17. I resolve... I resolve to... I resolve to, uh... I resolve to, uh, get my, er... I resolve to, uh, get my, er, off-line work done, too!
16. I will stop checking my e-mail at 3:00 in the morning... 4:30 is much more practical.
15. When I hear a funny joe-k I will not reply, “LOL... LOL!”
14. I will stop sending e-mail, ICQ, Instant Messages and be on the phone at the same time with the same person.
13. I will try to figure out why I *really* need 12 e-mail addresses.
12. I will stop sending e-mail to my roommate.
11. I will not buy magazines with AOL disks bound in just to get another 1.44MB disk.
10. I resolve to work with neglected children... my own.
9. I will answer my snail mail with the same enthusiasm I answer e-mail.
8. When I subscribe to a newsgroup or mailing list, I will read all the mail I get from it.
7. I will stop using, “So, what's your URL?” as a pickup line.
6. No more downloads from alt.binaries.*
5. I resolve to back up my new 400 GB hard drive daily... well, once a week... monthly, perhaps...
4. I will spend less than five hours a day on the Internet.
3. I will limit my top ten lists to ten items.
2. I will read the manual... just as soon as I can find it.
1. My new fav URL is 216.139.242.31!
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