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Patriotic Microchip
Designed to be implanted in terrorist’s foreheads
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When properly installed, the Patriotic Microchip will allow the one implanted to speak to God. It comes in various sizes:  The exact size of the implant will be selected by a well-trained and highly skilled technician, who will also make the injection. No anesthetic is required. The implant may or may not be painless. Side effects, like headaches and nausea, aches, and pains are extremely temporary. Some bleeding or swelling may occur at the injection site. In most cases, you won't even notice it. Please enjoy the security we provide for you. Best regards,  Allowing terrorists to speak to God ... is the American way! see also Security & Terror-ism Sections
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