When properly installed, the Patriotic Microchip
will allow the one implanted to speak to God.
It comes in various sizes:
The exact size of the implant will be selected by a well-trained
and highly skilled technician, who will also make the injection.
No anesthetic is required. The implant may or may not be
painless. Side effects, like headaches and nausea, aches, and
pains are extremely temporary. Some bleeding or swelling
may occur at the injection site. In most cases, you won't even
notice it. Please enjoy the security we provide for you.
Allowing terrorists to speak to God ...
is the American way!
see also Security & Terror-ism Sections
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