When The Chips Are Down

Bet he can’t eat just one!

Tiger caught Lay-in down on the job



Tiger Woods love Lay's potato chips

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Zombies hate fast food. - Unknown

Tacos are the food of genius. - Heather Brewer

My own tax expert, H & R Crock. - Archie Bunker

Civilized humanical relationships - Archie Bunker

The French: Germans with good food. - Fran Lebowitz

Death ends a life, not a relationship. - Jack Lemmon

Queuing tips for fans: wrap up and bring food! - Niall Horan

Treasure your relationships, not your possessions. - Anthony J. D'Angelo

I cook with wine; sometimes I even add it to the food. - WC Fields

I just love Chinese food. My favorite dish is number 27. - Clement Attlee

The rich would have to eat money if the poor did not provide food. - Russia Proverb

Real magic in relationships means an absence of judgment of others. - Wayne Dyer

Every politician should have been born an orphan and remain a bachelor. - Lady Bird Johnson

The most important thing in communication is hearing what isn't said. - Peter F Drucker

I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick - not wounded - dead. - Woody Allen

Want to improve your relationships? See love as a verb rather than as a feeling. - Stephen R. Covey

Fame is a vapor; popularity an accident; the only earthly certainty is oblivion. - Mark Twain

Peppering your relationship with a dash of mystery can make it far more palatable. - Khang K. Nguyen

Good communication is as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after. - Anne Morrow Lindbergh

No matter how much fame and fortune you achieve, don't get wrapped up in yourself. - Dal Richards

If more of us cared about food and home above gold, this world would be a merrier place. - Bilbo Baggins

As a man in a relationship, you have a simple choice: You can be right or you can be happy. - Ralphie May

The educated Southerner has no use for an "R", except at the beginning of a word. - Mark Twain

I am on your Walk of Fame in Toronto. My sense of humour is Canadian. But I can't vote. - Donald Sutherland

The easiest kind of relationship for me is with ten thousand people. The hardest is with one. - Joan Baez

Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha

Large, naked, raw carrots are acceptable as food only to those who live in hutches awaiting Easter. - Fran Lebowitz

E-mails are letters, after all, more lasting than phone calls, even if many of them r 2 cursory 4 u. - Anna Quindlen

I have a great relationship with the blacks. I've always had a great relationship with the blacks. - Donald Trump

Marge, I'm going to miss you so much. And it's not just the sex. It's also the food preparation. - Homer Simpson

Romance is thinking about your significant other, when you are supposed to be thinking about something else. - Nicholas Sparks

Valentine's Day: Rubbing singles' noses in their lack of a mate and the noses of couples in their lack of time. - Emma McLaughlin

The disparity between a restaurant's price and food quality rises in direct proportion to the size of the pepper mill. - Bryan Miller

I like simple food, seasoned with just salt, pepper, oil and vinegar. Complicated food and complicated lives are never good. - Sirio Maccioni

I like Pirate's Booty. Prunes and olives, too. I love hummus. I can eat that until I die. I tend to eat mostly organic food. - Queen Latifah

It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker

One of my biggest fears is that I'm going to die alone in my home, and my cats will eat me because I am too dead to open their food cans. - Kelli Jae Baeli

How is it that mercury is not safe for food additives and Over the Counter drug products, but it is safe in our vaccines and dental amalgams? - Dan Burton

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo

Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There's no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere. - Groucho Marx


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18-Jan-2019