Lost Cat

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Raccoon holding a cat in its hands

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After dark, all cats are leopards. - Zuni Proverb

A friend in power is a friend lost. - Henry Adams

When the cat dies, the mice rejoice. - African saying

The man who fears losing has already lost. - George R.R. Martin

If you learn from defeat, you haven't really lost. - Zig Ziglar

The kind man feeds his cat before sitting down to dinner. - Hebrew Proverb

I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. - Tommy Cooper

Women's clothes: never wear anything that panics the cat. - P.J. O'Rourke

A countryman between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats. - Benjamin Franklin

It is better to have loft and lost than to never have loft at all. - Groucho Marx

Of all the things I've lost, it's my mind I miss the most. - Ozzy Osbourne

It was a great interview process. They were fighting like cats and dogs. - Donald Trump

'Tis better to have fought and lost than never to have fought at all. - Arthur Hugh Clough

I never stole a joke in my life. I just find them before they're lost. - Milton Berle

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you. - Mary Bly

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere. - Groucho Marx

I'm not lost for I know where I am. But however, where I am may be lost. - A.A. Milne

If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way. - Mark Twain

The main difference between a cat and a lie is that a cat only has nine lives. - Mark Twain

Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier'n puttin' it back. - Will Rogers

Sleep is like my cat. I can call him by his name, but he still won't come to me. - Shane Koyczan

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez

My roommate got a pet elephant. Then it got lost. It's in the apartment somewhere. - Steven Wright

The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it. - Doug Larson

Humility is a strange thing. The minute you think you've got it, you've lost it. - Unknown

It's good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling. - Mark Twain

Without my Vulcan cat suit, Frankenstein wig and pointed ears, I don't get recognized. - Jolene Blalock

Madness is loving the unsolvable puzzle of your soul and replacing the lost pieces with my own. - Shannon L. Alder

One of the most striking differences between a cat and a lie is that a cat has only nine lives. - Mark Twain

I actually lost 90 pounds over the course of 15 months in order to save money on life insurance. - Derek Kilmer

It is with books as with men: a very small number play a great part, the rest are lost in the multitude. - Voltaire

There is no comparison between that which is lost by not succeeding and that which is lost by not trying. - Francis Bacon

My wife is on a diet. Coconuts and bananas. She hasn't lost any weight, but she can sure climb a tree. - Henny Youngman

When wealth is lost, nothing is lost. When health is lost, something is lost. When character is lost, all is lost. - Rev. Billy Graham

I will be deafer than the blue-eyed cat, And thrice as blind as any noonday owl, To holy virgins in their ecstasies. - Lord Alfred Tennyson

The best reason for a knitter to marry is that you can't teach the cat to be impressed when you finish a lace scarf. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

If you have built castles in the air, your work need not be lost; that is where they should be. Now put foundations under them. - Henry David Thoreau

Always vote for principle, though you may vote alone, and you may cherish the sweetest reflection that your vote is never lost. - John Quincy Adams

I've missed more than 9,000 shots. I've lost almost 300 games. I've failed over and over again in my life. And that is why I succeed. - Michael Jordan

Humility is becoming a lost art, but it's not difficult to practice. It means that you realize that others have been involved in your success. - Harvey Mackay


see also   Cat  Section
Eddie Reward
Free Cat
“Look Daddy - Baby Kittens!”
Lost and Found
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Lost Bee
Lost Bouquet
Lost Car Keys
Lost Dog
Lost Head
Lost Hyundai of New Brunswick
Lost Inheritance
Lost Leg
Lost Luggage
Lost Meal
Lost Uncle
Lost Unfriendly Cat
Romance Lost
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19-Sep-2017