Lost Cat

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Raccoon holding a cat in its hands

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International Spade The Cat Week - Archie Bunker

Not all those who wander are lost. - JRR Tolkien

Dogs have masters. Cats have staff. - Unknown

A friend in power is a friend lost. - Henry Adams

Meow means "woof" in cat. - George Carlin

When the cat dies, the mice rejoice. - African saying

The man who fears losing has already lost. - George R.R. Martin

When the cat's away, the mice will play. - French Proverb

Nothing is really lost until your Mom can't find it. - Unknown

A science which hesitates to forget its founders is lost. - Alfred North Whitehead

I'm the girl who lost her reputation and never missed it. - Mae West

Women's clothes: never wear anything that panics the cat. - P.J. O'Rourke

Living is using time given to you. You cannot recall lost time. - Pokemon

When my soul was in the lost-and-found
You came along to claim it. - Carole King

Every rupee of profit made by an Englishman is lost for ever to India. - Edmund Burke

It is better to have loafed and lost, than never to have loafed at all. - James Thurber

The trouble with a kitten is that when it grows up, it's always a cat. - Ogden Nash

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere. - Groucho Marx

I'm not lost for I know where I am. But however, where I am may be lost. - A.A. Milne

It doesn't matter if a cat is black or white, so long as it catches mice. - Deng Xiaoping

If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way. - Mark Twain

When black cats prowl and pumpkins gleam,
May luck be yours on Halloween. - Unknown

It is better to be a mouse in a cat's mouth than a man in a lawyer's hands. - Spanish Proverb

If man could be crossed with the cat, it would improve man, but deteriorate the cat. - Mark Twain

I am not so lost in lexicography as to forget that words are the daughters of earth. - Samuel Johnson

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez

What I spent, is gone; what I kept, I lost; but what I gave away will be mine forever. - Ethel Percy Andrus

My roommate got a pet elephant. Then it got lost. It's in the apartment somewhere. - Steven Wright

Without my Vulcan cat suit, Frankenstein wig and pointed ears, I don't get recognized. - Jolene Blalock

Always the cat remains a little beyond the limits we try to set for him in our blind folly. - Andre Norton

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. - Robert A. Heinlein

Madness is loving the unsolvable puzzle of your soul and replacing the lost pieces with my own. - Shannon L. Alder

It is with books as with men: a very small number play a great part, the rest are lost in the multitude. - Voltaire

The scientific theory I like best is that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline luggage. - Mark Russell

When wealth is lost, nothing is lost. When health is lost, something is lost. When character is lost, all is lost. - Rev. Billy Graham

An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut

They who meet on an April night are forever lost in love, if there's moonlight all about and there's no moon above. - Fred Saidy

Mathematics is not a careful march down a well-cleared highway, but a journey into a strange wilderness where the explorers often get lost. - W.S. Anglin

One of my biggest fears is that I'm going to die alone in my home, and my cats will eat me because I am too dead to open their food cans. - Kelli Jae Baeli

I've missed more than 9,000 shots. I've lost almost 300 games. I've failed over and over again in my life. And that is why I succeed. - Michael Jordan


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Eddie Reward
Free Cat
“Look Daddy - Baby Kittens!”
Lost and Found
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Lost Bee
Lost Bouquet
Lost Car Keys
Lost Dog
Lost Head
Lost Hyundai of New Brunswick
Lost Inheritance
Lost Leg
Lost Luggage
Lost Meal
Lost Uncle
Lost Unfriendly Cat
Romance Lost
Who Lost The Keys?

 

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21-Jan-2018