Microsoft Office Windows

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Microsoft Office Windows

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How much is that doggie in the window? - Bob Merrill

Oh, so they have internet on computers now! - Homer Simpson

A window of opportunity won't open itself. - Dave Weinbaum

It only rains straight down. God doesn't do windows. - Steven Wright

Never trust a computer you can't throw out a window. - Steve Wozniak

The computer is down. I hope it's something serious. - Stanton Delaplane

There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home. - Ken Olson

The whole purpose of education is to turn mirrors into windows. - Sydney J. Harris

To err is human - and to blame it on a computer is even more so. - Robert Orben

For business, our Internet love affair was a gift from the gods. - Gary Vaynerchuk

Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown

Marketing and innovation are the two chief functions of business. - Peter F Drucker

If a window of opportunity appears, don't pull down the shade. - Tom Peters

Millions saw the apple fall, but Newton was the one who asked why. - Bernard Baruch

The internet turns 30 minutes of homework into 2 hours of homework. - Unknown

Leaders inspire. They aren't assigned leadership. They command it. - Dr. Phil McGraw

If it weren't for my adam's apple, I'd have no shape at all. - Phyllis Diller

Sometimes it's the people you can't help who inspire you the most. - Melinda Gates

I'm so ugly I stuck my head out the window and got arrested for mooning. - Rodney Dangerfield

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. - Emo Philips

It was a blonde. A blonde to make a bishop kick a hole in a stained glass window. - Raymond Chandler

Use your imagination not to scare yourself to death but to inspire yourself to life. - Adele Brookman

If you fall out of that window and break both your legs, don't come running to me. - Groucho Marx

It is difficult to inspire others to accomplish what you haven't been willing to try. - Unknown

Faith goes up the stairs that love has built and looks out the window which hope has opened. - Charles Spurgeon

I don't believe in e-mail. I'm an old-fashioned girl. I prefer calling and hanging up. - Sarah Jessica Parker

If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader. - John Quincy Adams

The larger office, the corner space, the extra window are the teddy bears and tricycles of adult office life. - Willard Gaylin

Don't waste a minute not being happy. If one window closes, run to the next window - or break down a door. - Brooke Shields

They've finally come up with the perfect office computer. If it makes a mistake, it blames another computer. - Milton Berle

Man is the cheapest 150-pound nonlinear, all-purpose computer system which can be mass-produced by unskilled labor. - NASA

Spare the rod and spoil the child - that is true. But, beside the rod, keep an apple to give him when he has done well. - Martin Luther

From sixdegrees to Friendster to Facebook, social networking has become a familiar and ubiquitous part of the Internet. - David Kirkpatrick

We do not need to attend classroom training programs for everything. Observation opens the windows of knowledge around us. - Sukant Ratnakar

I was born by Caesarian section... but not so you'd notice. It's just that when I leave a house, I go out through the window. - Steven Wright

Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who cannot sleep with the window shut, and a woman who cannot sleep with the window open. - George Bernard Shaw

Vulnerability is not weakness. And that myth is profoundly dangerous. Vulnerability is the birthplace of innovation, creativity, and change. - Brene Brown

We are all dreaming of some magical rose garden over the horizon - instead of enjoying the roses that are blooming outside our windows today. - Dale Carnegie

It was any outcast's nightmare. If I looked carefully, I suspected I might find it beneath the black paint of the small acrylic by the window. - Nancy Werlin

The problem with the internet is that it gives you everything - reliable material and crazy material. So the problem becomes, how do you discriminate? - Umberto Eco


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25-May-2019