Moses As A Lifeguard

Moses As A Lifeguard
Parting the waters ahead of his time
Moses’ first and last day as a lifeguard

First came Homer Simpson off the high diving platform
Moses As A Lifeguard thanks to Mel Hardman (aka elvisweathercock)

Moses As A Lifeguard thanks to Mel Hardman (aka elvisweathercock)

... and the next casualty was the Joe-kster
Moses As A Lifeguard thanks to Mel Hardman (aka elvisweathercock)

Moses As A Lifeguard thanks to Mel Hardman (aka elvisweathercock)

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