Nuts

Cold weather friendship



The Farmer’s Almanac is predicting a very cold winter.
It must be true because the squirrels are gathering nuts.
Three of my friends already have disappeared.

My friendly nuts have already disappeared


Are you O.K.?

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I'm a nut, but not just a nut. - Bill Murray

There is no friend as loyal as a book. - Ernest Hemingway

Beware of your friends, not your enemies. - Yiddish Proverb

A road to a friend's house is never long. - Danish Proverb

The wastebasket is the writer's best friend. - Isaac B Singer

In the cookie of life, friends are chocolate chips. - Salman Rushdie

Why leave the nut you got for one you don't know? - Loretta Lynn

You shall judge a man by his foes as well as by his friends. - Joseph Conrad

A false friend and a shadow attend only while the sun shines. - Benjamin Franklin

It's the friends you can call up at 4:00 a.m. that matter. - Marlene Dietrich

No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend. - Groucho Marx

A friend can tell you things you don't want to tell yourself. - Frances Weller

When you ascend the hill of prosperity may you not meet a friend. - Mark Twain

I get my exercise running to the funerals of my friends who exercise. - Barry Gray

It's easy to make a friend. What's hard is to make a stranger. - Unknown

Money can't buy you friends, but you can get a better class of enemy. - Spike Milligan

Next to acquiring good friends, the best acquisition is that of good books. - Charles Caleb Colton

There is nothing better than a friend, unless it is a friend with chocolate. - Linda Grayson

My best friend ran away with my wife. And let me tell you, I really miss him. - Henny Youngman

A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your successes. - Doug Larson

Only choose in marriage a woman whom you would choose as a friend if she were a man. - Joseph Joubert

I always like to know everything about my new friends, and nothing about my old ones. - Oscar Wilde

A true friend is the one that's coming in the door while everyone else is going out. - Dr. Phil McGraw

In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends. - Martin Luther King Jr.

If 'ifs and buts' were 'candy and nuts', we'd have Christmas every day. - Unknown

We cherish our friends not for their ability to amuse us, but for our ability to amuse them. - Evelyn Waugh

I was the class clown so I was used to performing and fooling around in front of my friends. - Dominic Monaghan

Our friend Chewy doesn't speak much, but he chews a lot of tobacco so we call him Chewbacco. - Michael Diack

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend.
Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. - Groucho Marx

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart. - Unknown

The drink and I have been friends for so long, it would be a pity for me to leave without one last kiss. - Turlough O'Carolan

Dear Diamond,
We all know who is really a girl's best friend.
Yours sincerely,
Chocolate Cake - Unknown

It is a good thing to be rich and a good thing to be strong, but it is a better thing to be loved by many friends. - Euripides

It is well, when judging a friend, to remember that he is judging you with the same godlike and superior impartiality. - Arnold Bennett

My friend Sally is a nudist. I went to her house. The closets have no doors. The walls are covered with see-through wallpaper. - Steven Wright

Don't walk behind me; I may not lead. Don't walk in front of me; I may not follow. Just walk beside me and be my friend. - Albert Camus

Today will never come again. Be a blessing. Be a friend. Encourage someone. Take time to care. Let your words heal, and not wound. - Unknown

Faithfulness is essential to the character of a friend: without this there can be no safety in intimacy with and confidence in him. - Samuel Hopkins

If you go out looking for friends, you're going to find they are very scarce. If you go out to be a friend, you'll find them everywhere. - Zig Ziglar

We spend precious hours fearing the inevitable. It would be wise to use that time adoring our families, cherishing our friends and living our lives. - Maya Angelou


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15-Oct-2018