Scratch-Off Parking Tickets

Putting the fun back in traffic citations



Scratch-Off Parking Tickets

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Winners train, losers complain. - Unknown

Winners plan, prepare, and expect to win. - Zig Ziglar

Didn't he take the exercise tax off cars? - Archie Bunker

Only the winners decide what were war crimes. - Gary Wills

What makes a winner as much as anything: luck. - Red Auerbach

If God wanted us to fly, He would have given us tickets. - Mel Brooks

Auto racing began 5 minutes after the second car was built. - Henry Ford

Winners are not those who never fail but those who never quit. - Zig Ziglar

Life is a game show where the people who enjoy it are the winners. - Orson Bean

How come you never see a headline like 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? - Jay Leno

Fill what's empty, empty what's full, and scratch where it itches. - Alice Roosevelt Longworth

A private railroad car is not an acquired taste. One takes to it immediately. - Eleanor R. Belmont

If you don't see yourself as a winner, then you cannot perform as a winner. - Zig Ziglar

When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife. - Prince Philip

If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe. - Carl Sagan

Common sense is just as good a critic of the lottery as any statistical breakdown. - Hunter Baker

Losers visualize the penalties of failure. Winners visualize the rewards of success. - Unknown

A guy knows he’s in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days. - Tim Allen

Drive-in banks were established so most of the cars today could see their real owners. - E. Joseph Crossman

It is necessary for me to establish a winner image. Therefore, I have to beat somebody. - Richard M Nixon

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. - P.J. O'Rourke

A real patriot is the fellow who gets a parking ticket and rejoices that the system works. - Bill Vaughan

The dent in his car is hardly cold and he's coming over here to claim his pound of fish. - Archie Bunker

You were born to win. But to be a winner, you must plan to win, prepare to win, and expect to win. - Zig Ziglar

Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery. - Erma Bombeck

I'm going to the backseat of my car with the woman I love, and I won't be back for ten minutes. - Homer Simpson

There are two things in this world that don't last long: dogs chasing cars, and pros putting for pars. - Lee Travino

When walking, you see things that you miss in a motor car or on the train. You give your mind space to ponder. - Tom Hodgkinson

Life's golden age is when the children are too old to need babysitters and too young to borrow the family car. - Unknown

For all of the fights I have had in my life, both on and off the ice, I have only been in the back of a cop car once. - Tie Domi

I do get scared of the dentist, so a drive-through dentist might make me feel more at home. If I got to stay in my car. - Jessica Pare

Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car. - Garrison Keillor

My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck

I'm not a car guy. The subway gets me where I need to go efficiently and cheaply, and I don't worry about traffic. - Joe Scarborough

In most homes, the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space. - Evan Esar

If you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet, they're about to announce the lottery numbers! - Homer Simpson

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did, in his sleep. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car. - Unknown

I have an answering machine in my car. It says, "I'm home now. But leave a message and I'll call when I'm out." - Steven Wright

A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad. - Theodore Roosevelt

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz


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