Scratch-Off Parking Tickets

Putting the fun back in traffic citations



Scratch-Off Parking Tickets

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A winner never whines. - Paul Brown

Parking is such street sorrow. - Herb Caen

Winners train, losers complain. - Unknown

Scratch a lover, and find a foe. - Dorothy Parker

Winners never quit, quitters never win. - Vince Lombardi

Winners plan, prepare, and expect to win. - Zig Ziglar

If God wanted us to fly, He would have given us tickets. - Mel Brooks

Auto racing began 5 minutes after the second car was built. - Henry Ford

You should never have more children than you have car windows. - Erma Bombeck

Winners in life don't always win; they just don't give up. - Unknown

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

Winner: a runner who wins in spite of ninety nine excellent runners. - Sujit Lalwani

How come you never see a headline like 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? - Jay Leno

The most distinguishing feature of winners is their intensity of purpose. - Alymer Letterman

A private railroad car is not an acquired taste. One takes to it immediately. - Eleanor R. Belmont

If you don't see yourself as a winner, then you cannot perform as a winner. - Zig Ziglar

I spent a lot of my money on booze, birds and fast cars... the rest I squandered. - George Best

If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe. - Carl Sagan

Common sense is just as good a critic of the lottery as any statistical breakdown. - Hunter Baker

You don't have to carry a designer bag that costs more than a car to look cool. - Kesha

The lead car is absolutely unique, except for the one behind it which is identical. - Murray Walker

Losers visualize the penalties of failure. Winners visualize the rewards of success. - Unknown

A guy knows he’s in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days. - Tim Allen

It is necessary for me to establish a winner image. Therefore, I have to beat somebody. - Richard M Nixon

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. - P.J. O'Rourke

The dent in his car is hardly cold and he's coming over here to claim his pound of fish. - Archie Bunker

They say you only go around once, but with a muscle car you can go around two or three times. - Tim Allen

A suburban mother's role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car forever after. - Peter DeVries

Winners lose more than losers. They win and lose more than losers, because they stay in the game. - Terry Paulson

Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery. - Erma Bombeck

When Henry Ford made cheap, reliable cars people said, 'Nah, what's wrong with a horse?' - Elon Musk

I don't think I'm a celebrity. I'm just a guy from east Texas who loves cars and airplanes. - Carroll Shelby

There are two things in this world that don't last long: dogs chasing cars, and pros putting for pars. - Lee Travino

Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pick-up truck, and end up with a station wagon. - Tim Allen

Life's golden age is when the children are too old to need babysitters and too young to borrow the family car. - Unknown

I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone. - Steven Wright

I do get scared of the dentist, so a drive-through dentist might make me feel more at home. If I got to stay in my car. - Jessica Pare

My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck

I'm not a car guy. The subway gets me where I need to go efficiently and cheaply, and I don't worry about traffic. - Joe Scarborough

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz


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25-Apr-2018