Scratch-Off Parking Tickets

Putting the fun back in traffic citations



Scratch-Off Parking Tickets

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Winners never quit, quitters never win. - Vince Lombardi

Winners plan, prepare, and expect to win. - Zig Ziglar

Didn't he take the exercise tax off cars? - Archie Bunker

What makes a winner as much as anything: luck. - Red Auerbach

A winner never quits, and a quitter never wins. - Unknown

I bought a million lottery tickets. I won a dollar. - Steven Wright

Auto racing began 5 minutes after the second car was built. - Henry Ford

Life is a game show where the people who enjoy it are the winners. - Orson Bean

Winner: a runner who wins in spite of ninety nine excellent runners. - Sujit Lalwani

To attract men, I wear a perfume called "New Car Interior". - Rita Rudner

How come you never see a headline like 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? - Jay Leno

Marriage is a lottery, but you can't tear up your ticket if you lose. - F.M. Knowles

Fill what's empty, empty what's full, and scratch where it itches. - Alice Roosevelt Longworth

A private railroad car is not an acquired taste. One takes to it immediately. - Eleanor R. Belmont

I rented a lottery ticket. I won a million dollars. But I had to give it back. - Steven Wright

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy

If you don't see yourself as a winner, then you cannot perform as a winner. - Zig Ziglar

I spent a lot of my money on booze, birds and fast cars... the rest I squandered. - George Best

When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife. - Prince Philip

Common sense is just as good a critic of the lottery as any statistical breakdown. - Hunter Baker

You don't have to carry a designer bag that costs more than a car to look cool. - Kesha

Losers visualize the penalties of failure. Winners visualize the rewards of success. - Unknown

A guy knows he’s in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days. - Tim Allen

All are inclined to believe that they covet, from a lottery ticket up to a passport to Paradise. - Lord Byron

A suburban mother's role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car forever after. - Peter DeVries

Winners lose more than losers. They win and lose more than losers, because they stay in the game. - Terry Paulson

You were born to win. But to be a winner, you must plan to win, prepare to win, and expect to win. - Zig Ziglar

Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery. - Erma Bombeck

When Henry Ford made cheap, reliable cars people said, 'Nah, what's wrong with a horse?' - Elon Musk

There are two things in this world that don't last long: dogs chasing cars, and pros putting for pars. - Lee Travino

When walking, you see things that you miss in a motor car or on the train. You give your mind space to ponder. - Tom Hodgkinson

Life's golden age is when the children are too old to need babysitters and too young to borrow the family car. - Unknown

For all of the fights I have had in my life, both on and off the ice, I have only been in the back of a cop car once. - Tie Domi

I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone. - Steven Wright

I do get scared of the dentist, so a drive-through dentist might make me feel more at home. If I got to stay in my car. - Jessica Pare

Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car. - Garrison Keillor

My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck

I'm not a car guy. The subway gets me where I need to go efficiently and cheaply, and I don't worry about traffic. - Joe Scarborough

A car hits a Jewish man. The paramedic rushes over and says, "Are you comfortable?" The guy says, "I make a good living." - Henny Youngman

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz


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