![]() A winner never whines. - Paul Brown Parking is such street sorrow. - Herb Caen Winners train, losers complain. - Unknown Scratch a lover, and find a foe. - Dorothy Parker Winners never quit, quitters never win. - Vince Lombardi Winners plan, prepare, and expect to win. - Zig Ziglar If God wanted us to fly, He would have given us tickets. - Mel Brooks Auto racing began 5 minutes after the second car was built. - Henry Ford You should never have more children than you have car windows. - Erma Bombeck Winners in life don't always win; they just don't give up. - Unknown The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore Winner: a runner who wins in spite of ninety nine excellent runners. - Sujit Lalwani How come you never see a headline like 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? - Jay Leno The most distinguishing feature of winners is their intensity of purpose. - Alymer Letterman A private railroad car is not an acquired taste. One takes to it immediately. - Eleanor R. Belmont If you don't see yourself as a winner, then you cannot perform as a winner. - Zig Ziglar I spent a lot of my money on booze, birds and fast cars... the rest I squandered. - George Best If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe. - Carl Sagan Common sense is just as good a critic of the lottery as any statistical breakdown. - Hunter Baker You don't have to carry a designer bag that costs more than a car to look cool. - Kesha The lead car is absolutely unique, except for the one behind it which is identical. - Murray Walker Losers visualize the penalties of failure. Winners visualize the rewards of success. - Unknown A guy knows he’s in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days. - Tim Allen It is necessary for me to establish a winner image. Therefore, I have to beat somebody. - Richard M Nixon Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. - P.J. O'Rourke The dent in his car is hardly cold and he's coming over here to claim his pound of fish. - Archie Bunker They say you only go around once, but with a muscle car you can go around two or three times. - Tim Allen A suburban mother's role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car forever after. - Peter DeVries Winners lose more than losers. They win and lose more than losers, because they stay in the game. - Terry Paulson Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery. - Erma Bombeck When Henry Ford made cheap, reliable cars people said, 'Nah, what's wrong with a horse?' - Elon Musk I don't think I'm a celebrity. I'm just a guy from east Texas who loves cars and airplanes. - Carroll Shelby There are two things in this world that don't last long: dogs chasing cars, and pros putting for pars. - Lee Travino Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pick-up truck, and end up with a station wagon. - Tim Allen Life's golden age is when the children are too old to need babysitters and too young to borrow the family car. - Unknown I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone. - Steven Wright I do get scared of the dentist, so a drive-through dentist might make me feel more at home. If I got to stay in my car. - Jessica Pare My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck I'm not a car guy. The subway gets me where I need to go efficiently and cheaply, and I don't worry about traffic. - Joe Scarborough My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz see also Finance & Lottery Sections Double Parkers New Speed Trap Police Car Of The Year Privileged Corvette Parking Radar Replacement Safest Place In Canada Scratch Texas Speed Camera Tie Wrap Security Trinidad vs UK Police Underwater Radar Trap Where Nobody Speeds You Want Me To Do What? |
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