I went out with some friends last night and tied one on. I got really plastered. Knowing that I was wasted, I did something that I have never done before. I took the bus home. I arrived safe and warm, which seemed really surprising as I have never driven a bus before. see also   Bar  &  Travel   Sections Bus Head Rest Bus Wait Weight Cold Weather Travel Warning Deluxembourg Designated Driver Drink Refill Nahtzee I Can Still Kiss You Church Dinner 59 Chev Boat Urgent World War I Message An Iceberg Floated Into Town Walk Sign Timing Family Hands Chocolate Bed Crocodile Floor Texas 911 Walk Sign Ending Mower Handle Extender Dentist Waiting Room Ice Bell Reptile Ride Morning Inspiration

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