Cross Inspector

Remaining straight in line is a soldier’s cross to bear

“Stick to it policy” in the Chinese army



Army training - using wood cross to make soldiers stand straight at attention during drill time

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Salivation Army - Archie Bunker

An army marches on its stomach. - Napoleon Bonaparte

A good soldier is a poor scout. - Cheyenne Proverb

Love is a kind of military service. - Ovid

I am not a politician, but a soldier. - Idi Amin

In war, there are no unwounded soldiers. - Jose Narosky

Panic plays no part in the training of a nurse. - Elizabeth Kenny

Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms. - Groucho Marx

The military don't start wars. Politicians start wars. - William Westmoreland

You can't cross the sea merely by staring at the water. - Rabindranath Tagore

How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign? - George Carlin

Cross-country skiing is great if you live in a small country. - Steven Wright

Where some states have an army, the Prussian army has a state. - Voltaire

A conquering army on the border will not be stopped by eloquence. - Otto von Bismarck

We better not, ya know, kill our chickens before they cross the road. - Archie Bunker

Be harmonious with each other, enrich the soldiers, ignore all others. - Septimius Severus

A piece of spaghetti or a military unit can only be led from the front end. - George S Patton

The hardest thing in life is to know which bridge to cross and which to burn. - David Russell

Skateboarding is training, but I don't think of it as training. It's fun. - Shaun White

You can never cross the ocean until you have the courage to lose sight of the shore. - Christopher Columbus

An army of deer led by a lion is more to be feared than an army of lions led by a deer. - Philip II

Statistics have shown that mortality increases perceptibly in the military during wartime. - Alphonse Allais

Somewhere in the world someone is training when you are not. When you race him, he will win. - Tom Fleming

So finally, the great Jefferson, who always reclined to cross my freshhold is into the house. - Archie Bunker

Supporting myself at an early age was the best training for life I could have possibly received. - Lea Thompson

Moses was the greatest legislator and the commander in chief of perhaps the first liberation army. - Elie Wiesel

I am not afraid of an army of lions led by a sheep. I am afraid of an army of sheep led by a lion. - Alexander the Great

The first who was king was a fortunate soldier: Who serves his country well has no need of ancestors. - Voltaire

There is one thing stronger than all the armies in the world, and that is an idea whose time has come. - Victor Hugo

I think it's the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately. - George Carlin

The reason there are so many tree-lined boulevards in Paris is so the German army can march in the shade. - George S Patton

We have to prove beyond the shadow of a doubt that it is talent and training, not color, that makes a ballet dancer. - Arthur Mitchell

It is unthinkable for a Frenchman to arrive at middle age without having syphilis and the Cross of the Legion of Honor. - Andre Gide

My other brother-in-law died. He was a karate expert, then joined the army. The first time he saluted, he killed himself. - Henny Youngman

We do not need to attend classroom training programs for everything. Observation opens the windows of knowledge around us. - Sukant Ratnakar

It takes but one positive thought when given a chance to survive and thrive to overpower an entire army of negative thoughts. - Robert H. Schuller

A citizen of America will cross the ocean to fight for democracy, but won't cross the street to vote in a national election. - Bill Vaughan

I hated every minute of training, but I said, "Don't quit. Suffer now and live the rest of your life as a champion." - Muhammad Ali

We would rather be ruined than changed. We would rather die in our dread than climb the cross of the moment and let our illusions die. - W H Auden

Nature will bear the closest inspection. She invites us to lay our eye level with her smallest leaf, and take an insect view of its plain. - Henry David Thoreau


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