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I work until beer o'clock. - Stephen King

Work to ride and ride to work. - Unknown

The days you work are the best days. - Georgia O'Keeffe

Don't hope for success. Work for it. - Unknown

Incentives are what get people to work harder. - Nikita Khruschev

If you're willing to work, others will let you. - Unknown

The only way to do great work is to love what you do. - Steve Jobs

If God can work through me, he can work through anyone. - Saint Francis of Assisi

With his work, as with a glove, a man feels the universe. - Tomas Transtromer

Work expands to fill the time available for its completion. - Cyril Northcote Parkinson

Work is the easiest activity man has invented to escape boredom. - Unknown

Work banishes those three great evils: boredom, vice, and poverty. - Voltaire

I work for myself. I'm what ya call an "entramanure." - Archie Bunker

The best preparation for good work tomorrow is to do good work today. - Elbert Hubbard

I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work. - Thomas Edison

Communism is like prohibition - it's a good idea but it won't work. - Will Rogers

Do something. If it doesn't work, do something else. No idea is too crazy. - Jim Hightower

Do not hire a man who does your work for money, but him who does it for love of it. - Henry David Thoreau

If all the year were playing holidays,
To sport would be as tedious as to work. - William Shakespeare

To turn $100 into $110 is work. To turn $100 million into $110 million is inevitable. - Edgar Bronfman

I have been all things unholy; if God can work through me, He can work through anyone. - St Francis of Assisi

Work hard. Rock hard. Eat hard. Sleep hard. Grow big. Wear glasses if you need 'em. - Webb Wilder

If you love your job and the people you are working with, you never have to go to work. - Chris Johnson

The highest reward for your work is not what you get for it, but what you become by it. - John C Maxwell

I don't work out. If God wanted us to bend over, he'd put diamonds on the floor. - Joan Rivers

Strength of character may be learned at work, but beauty of character is learned at home. - Henry Drummond

My favorite puzzle is trying to work out the parts myself, after all it is a solo effort. - Adrian Belew

The richest people in the world look for and build networks. Everyone else looks for work. - Robert Kiyosaki

I drink maple syrup. Then I'm hyper so I just run around like crazy and work it all off. - Rachel McAdams

Be steady and well-ordered in your life so that you can be fierce and original in your work. - Gustave Flaubert

Nighttime is really the best time to work. All the ideas are there to be yours because everyone else is asleep. - Catherine O'Hara

One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is terribly important. - Bertrand Russell

One of the endearing things about mathematicians is the extent to which they will go to avoid doing any real work. - Matthew Pordage

What's a good investment? Go home from work early and spend the afternoon throwing a ball around with your son. - Ben Stein

For disappearing acts, it's hard to beat what happens to the eight hours supposedly left after eight of sleep and eight of work. - Doug Larson

If you're interested in 'balancing' work and pleasure, stop trying to balance them. Instead make your work more pleasurable. - Donald Trump

When my time on Earth is gone and my activities here are past, I want that they should bury me upside down so my critics can kiss my ass. - Bobby Knight

If it's green, it's biology. If it stinks, it's chemistry. If it has numbers, it's math. If it doesn't work, it's technology. - Unknown

Fraud in business is no different from infidelity in marriage or plagiarism in scholarly work. Even people committed to high moral standards succumb. - Miroslav Volf

Charity is a very personal equation, like we say charity begins at home. It starts with your immediate help in the house: the people who work for you. - Malaika A. Khan

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