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Pulled pork jokes never get old. - Joel Edgerton

Civilized humanical relationships - Archie Bunker

Either you like bacon or you're wrong. - Unknown

I actually get quite sad when I smell bacon. - Jane Velez-Mitchell

She did not so much cook as assassinate food. - Storm Jameson

I have a great relationship with Roger Ailes. - Donald Trump

Assumptions are the termites of relationships. - Henry Winkler

Synonym Bun: What a thesaurus eats for breakfast - Unknown

If it's not chocolate, it's not breakfast. - Laini Taylor

Laughter is brightest in the place where the food is. - Ireland Proverb

Mmmm, pork chops and bacon... my two favorite animals. - Homer Simpson

When I was a kid everyone used to call me pork 'n. - Michael Biehn

The food in Yugoslavia is fine if you like pork tartare. - Ed Begley Jr.

You are only master of food that you haven't yet eaten. - Tibet Proverb

I often take exercise. Only yesterday I had breakfast in bed. - Oscar Wilde

Your fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight, and bull-strong. - Unknown

Real magic in relationships means an absence of judgment of others. - Wayne Dyer

I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick - not wounded - dead. - Woody Allen

Your food is close to your stomach, but you must put it in your mouth first. - African Saying

Never attempt to teach a pig to sing; it wastes your time and annoys the pig. - Robert A. Heinlein

Want to improve your relationships? See love as a verb rather than as a feeling. - Stephen R. Covey

An Englishman teaching an American about food is like the blind leading the one-eyed. - A.J. Liebling

Love and respect are the most important aspects of parenting, and of all relationships. - Jodie Foster

Thank God I've got eyebrows like bacon, because I've always got egg on my face. - Jarod Kintz

Marriages are all happy. It's having breakfast together that causes all the trouble. - Irish Proverb

As a man in a relationship, you have a simple choice: You can be right or you can be happy. - Ralphie May

Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon. - Doug Larson

The easiest kind of relationship for me is with ten thousand people. The hardest is with one. - Joan Baez

The highlight of my childhood was making my brother laugh so hard that food came out of his nose. - Garrison Keillor

You don't go walking into the proverbial lion's den lightly. You start with a good breakfast. - Jim Butcher

Part of the secret of a success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside. - Mark Twain

I blend my green drink every morning. I also fix my son a full-on American breakfast with bacon and toast. - Liz Phair

Marge, I'm going to miss you so much. And it's not just the sex. It's also the food preparation. - Homer Simpson

The pig is not just pork chops and bacon and ham to us. The pig is a co-laborer in this great land-healing ministry. - Joel Salatin

You pretty much can't get away from bacon or whiskey in the South. Put a doughnut in it and you'd be good to go. - Hillary Scott

I like simple food, seasoned with just salt, pepper, oil and vinegar. Complicated food and complicated lives are never good. - Sirio Maccioni

Doctors are saying that each piece of bacon you eat takes 9 minutes off of your life. Based on that math, I should have died in 1732. - Unknown

In England people actually try to be brilliant at breakfast. That is so dreadful of them! Only dull people are brilliant at breakfast. - Oscar Wilde

How is it that mercury is not safe for food additives and Over the Counter drug products, but it is safe in our vaccines and dental amalgams? - Dan Burton

Morals are not, like bacon, to be cured by hanging; nor, like wine, to be improved by sea voyages; nor, like honey, to be preserved in cells. - William Taylor


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