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Health food makes me sick. - Calvin Trillin

Fine words do not produce food. - Nigeria Proverb

Death ends a life, not a relationship. - Jack Lemmon

Either you like bacon or you're wrong. - Unknown

The best food is whatever fills the belly. - Arab Proverb

A proverb is to speech what salt is to food. - Arabic Proverb

If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled? - George Carlin

She did not so much cook as assassinate food. - Storm Jameson

Bacon: the main reason you are not a vegetarian. - Unknown

Hope is a good breakfast, but it is a bad supper. - Sir Francis Bacon

Laughter is brightest in the place where the food is. - Ireland Proverb

I just love Chinese food. My favorite dish is number 27. - Clement Attlee

I love super crispy, almost burned, snapping-crispy bacon. - David Lynch

Food, love, mother and career: the four basic guilt groups. - Cathy Guisewite

Cogito ergo dim sum. (Therefore I think these are pork buns) - Robert Byrne

I often take exercise. Only yesterday I had breakfast in bed. - Oscar Wilde

Your fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight, and bull-strong. - Unknown

I got food poisoning today. I don't know when I'll use it. - Steven Wright

I'm carrying so much pork, I'm beginning to get trichinosis. - Phil Gramm

Bacon's not the only thing that's cured by hanging from a string. - Hugh Kingsmill

When I was a kid, I used to think pork chops and karate chops were the same thing. - Shane Koyczan

Peppering your relationship with a dash of mystery can make it far more palatable. - Khang K. Nguyen

As a man in a relationship, you have a simple choice: You can be right or you can be happy. - Ralphie May

I exercise extreme self control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast. - WC Fields

Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon. - Doug Larson

The trouble with eating Italian food is that five or six days later, you're hungry again. - George Miller

The easiest kind of relationship for me is with ten thousand people. The hardest is with one. - Joan Baez

I like spaghetti bolognese, I like baked beans on toast. I hate French food. I hate fancy food. - Simon Cowell

Large, naked, raw carrots are acceptable as food only to those who live in hutches awaiting Easter. - Fran Lebowitz

If fat people just gave skinny people more food, we could solve obesity and hunger at the same time. - Ashton Kutcher

Breakfast is my favorite meal. I cook a big one for everyone - bacon and eggs. I own a lot of eggcups. - Emily Mortimer

I blend my green drink every morning. I also fix my son a full-on American breakfast with bacon and toast. - Liz Phair

Any processed chicken from any place - I'll order it in a heartbeat. I'm very picky about my pork, though. - David Chang

You pretty much can't get away from bacon or whiskey in the South. Put a doughnut in it and you'd be good to go. - Hillary Scott

For my last meal, I'd want an Irish breakfast with soda bread and one of my dad's omelettes with three or four eggs. - Erin O'Connor

My wife and I tried two or three times in the last 40 years to have breakfast together, but it was so disagreeable we had to stop. - Winston Churchill

I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked me, "If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?" - Steven Wright

One of my biggest fears is that I'm going to die alone in my home, and my cats will eat me because I am too dead to open their food cans. - Kelli Jae Baeli

Morals are not, like bacon, to be cured by hanging; nor, like wine, to be improved by sea voyages; nor, like honey, to be preserved in cells. - William Taylor

The best way to lose weight is to close your mouth - something very difficult for a politician. Or watch your food - just watch it, don't eat it. - Edward I Kock


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13-Dec-2017