The self-proclaimed fifth city of your province is located in Alberta.
When you were growing up, being a fashionista meant getting new clothes from Sears catalogues.
You buy a new car every three years because your old car always rusts out.
You buy groceries in a Dominion instead of a Safeway or Save-On-Foods.
You can count on one hand all the stop signs in your community.
You count moose as speed bumps.
You got your driver’s licence without ever seeing a stoplight.
You have never heard about plugging in your car when the winter temperature drops below -25° C.
You have to teach your children to say “morning” instead of “marnin’.”
You live closer to England than to B.C.
You’ve asked for a price check at the dollar store.
You’ve ever tripped over a cordless-phone wire.
You’ve sold your car for gas money.
You’ve spent 20 minutes staring at the juice container because it said “concentrate.”
You’ve told a mainlander to meet you at the corner of Walk and Don’t Walk.
You’ve used a CD as a beer coaster when company is over.
You’ve used your CD burner as a beer can holder.
Your computer is worth more than your wife’s car.
Your email address end in “@sheamusboat.nl.ca.”
Your home page is www.downhomelife.com but spend all your time at www.joe-ks.com
Your provinical budget includes money to replace town signs stolen by tourists.
Your screensaver is a picture of your boat, your quad, or your Ski-Doo.
Your Trans Canada Highway includes a four-hour ferry ride.
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