Babysitter Dog

Walking the dog down Main Street

Emily enjoyed her big dogwalking job



Big Babysitter Dog

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Every dog has his day. - Unknown

Baby lying in the bassinoot. - Archie Bunker

A hard dog to keep on the porch. - Hillary Clinton

Burn rubber, not your soul, baby. - Craig Fernandez

A dog has the soul of a philosopher. - Plato

Dogs that bark at a distance never bite. - Unknown

The more I see of men, the more I like dogs. - Madame de Stael

Get the hanging dog expression off your face. - Archie Bunker

Throw physic to the dogs; I'll none of it. - William Shakespeare

A baby is an inestimable blessing and a bother. - Mark Twain

A babysitter should at least be out of puberous. - Archie Bunker

Ever notice how baby shampoo smells like spring? - Toni Sorenson

Flatterers looks like friends, as wolves like dogs. - George Chapman

I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons. - Will Rogers

Anyone who hates children and dogs can't be all bad. - WC Fields

A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of. - Ogden Nash

A baby is born with a need to be loved - and never outgrows it. - Frank A. Clark

Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown

People who say they sleep like a baby usually don't have one. - Leo J Burke

I love you like crazy, baby
'Cuz I'd go crazy without you. - Pixie Foudre

Baby: a loud noise at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other. - Ronald Knox

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. - Rita Rudner

I look like a real bag lady when I go to Starbucks with my dog and get my chai. - Shirley MacLaine

Having a baby is like falling in love again, both with your husband and your child. - Tina Brown

Raising boys is like raising puppies. One must take them for a walk every few hours. - Jody Defries

The firsts go away - first love, first baby, first kiss. You have to create new ones. - Sarah Jessica Parker

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez

Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful. - Ann Landers

Why do dogs always race to the door when the doorbell rings? It's hardly ever for them. - Harry Hill

A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down. - Robert Benchley

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. - Robert A. Heinlein

When I go home, I play with my baby dolls and strollers and diaper bags, and play with my sisters. - Dakota Fanning

I'm beginning to have morning sickness. I'm not having a baby, I'm just sick of morning. - Phyllis Diller

I was such an ugly baby. My mother never breast fed me. She told me that she only liked me as a friend. - Rodney Dangerfield

Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamppost how it feels about dogs. - Christopher Hampton

Obama and his attack dogs have nothing but hate and anger in their hearts and spew it whenever possible. - Donald Trump

This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a hammer. - Will Rogers

Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives. - Sue Murphy

There are two things in this world that don't last long: dogs chasing cars, and pros putting for pars. - Lee Travino

When a dog bites a man, that is not news, because it happens so often. But if a man bites a dog, that is news. - John B. Bogart


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