Babysitter Dog

Walking the dog down Main Street

Emily enjoyed her big dogwalking job



Big Babysitter Dog

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France is a dog-hole. - William Shakespeare

Let fightin' dogs lie - Archie Bunker

The dog is the god of frolic. - Henry Ward Beecher

Sleeping dogs bark the loudest. - Archie Bunker

A hard dog to keep on the porch. - Hillary Clinton

Dogs have masters. Cats have staff. - Unknown

A bambiraptor is a savage baby dear. - Alan Davies

A dog has the soul of a philosopher. - Plato

The view only changes for the lead dog. - Norman O. Brown

Dogs that bark at a distance never bite. - Unknown

Get the hanging dog expression off your face. - Archie Bunker

He who lies down with dogs, rises with fleas. - English Proverb

If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog. - Harry S Truman

A baby is an inestimable blessing and a bother. - Mark Twain

Dogs got personality. Personality goes a long way. - Quentin Tarantino

Anybody who hates dogs and babies can't be all bad. - Leo Rosten

A baby is God's opinion that the world should go on. - Carl Sandburg

A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of. - Ogden Nash

My wife's such a bad cook, the dog begs for Alka-Seltzer. - Rodney Dangerfield

A baby is born with a need to be loved - and never outgrows it. - Frank A. Clark

When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem. - Edward Abbey

I'm a New Wave baby, so I got very stimulated by foreign film. - Jack Nicholson

Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog. - Franklin P Jones

I love you like crazy, baby
'Cuz I'd go crazy without you. - Pixie Foudre

There's no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face. - Bernard Williams

Baby: a loud noise at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other. - Ronald Knox

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you. - Mary Bly

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. - Rita Rudner

The more I see of the representatives of the people, the more I admire my dogs. - Alphonse de Lamartine

An ugly baby is a very nasty object, and the prettiest is frightful when undressed. - Queen Victoria

Raising boys is like raising puppies. One must take them for a walk every few hours. - Jody Defries

Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful. - Ann Landers

I love working in Canada. The ovation is great. It makes me feel like I'm the top dog. - Owen Hart

I was such an ugly baby. My mother never breast fed me. She told me that she only liked me as a friend. - Rodney Dangerfield

Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamppost how it feels about dogs. - Christopher Hampton

The baby bat
Screamed out in fright,
'Turn on the dark,
I'm afraid of the light.' - Shel Silverstein

I never used to like babies. I'd always thought if a baby were more like a chimpanzee, I'd have one. - Candice Bergen

Already, companies that speak in the language of the pitch, the dog-and-pony show, are no longer speaking to anyone. - Unknown

We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet, so we bought a dog. It's cheaper and you get more feet. - Rita Rudner

I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. - Steven Wright


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23-Jul-2019