Wrongulator (Congress Calculator)

Choosing a calculator for wrong answers

Now you can make estimates better than the U.S. Congress



Wrongulator Congress Calculator

An engineer sends the perfect  Gift  to a competitive  Engineering  firm

QuotaBills
Politics have no relation to morals. - Niccolo Machiavelli

Crime does not pay as well as politics. - Alfred E. Newman

Every country has the government it deserves. - Joseph de Maistre

The writer is the engineer of the human soul. - Joseph Stalin

Practical politics consists in ignoring facts. - Henry Brooks Adams

A government of law is a government of lawyers. - Saying

Politics is not a game. It is an earnest business. - Winston Churchill

Most bad government results from too much government. - Thomas Jefferson

There can be no wise politics without thought beforehand. - Annie Besant

Politics is for the present, but an equation is for eternity. - Albert Einstein

You can lead a man to Congress, but you can't make him think. - Milton Berle

It's a terrible shame that politics has become show business. - Sydney Pollack

The sad duty of politics is to establish justice in a sinful world. - Reinhold Niebuhr

For every action, there is an equal and opposite government program. - Bob Wells

I wish the government would put a tax on pianos for the incompetent. - Edith Sitwell

Freedom of opinion can only exist when the government thinks itself secure. - Bertrand Russell

Politics is the art of choosing between the disastrous and the unpalatable. - John Kenneth Galbraith

Government can't give us anything without depriving us of something else. - Henry Hazlitt

The mystery of government is not how Washington works but how to make it stop. - P.J. O'Rourke

Everything that is beautiful and noble is the product of reason and calculation. - Charles Baudelaire

Disbelief in magic can force a poor soul into believing in government and business. - Tom Robbins

Of all the tasks of government, the most basic is to protect its citizens from violence. - John Foster Dulles

Genetic Engineering: A recent attempt to formalize what farmers have been doing all along. - Unknown

The difference between death and taxes is death doesn't get worse every time Congress meets. - Will Rogers

The single most exciting thing you encounter in government is competence, because it's so rare. - Daniel P Moynihan

I must study politics and war that my sons may have the liberty to study mathematics and philosophy. - John Adams

A government big enough to give you everything you want, is strong enough to take everything you have. - Thomas Jefferson

I don't mind what Congress does, as long as they don't do it in the streets and frighten the horses. - Victor Hugo

The circumstances of human society are too complicated to be submitted to the rigor of mathematical calculation. - Marquis de Custine

Only government can take perfectly good paper, cover it with perfectly good ink and make the combination worthless. - Milton Friedman

Taxpayer - someone who works for the federal government but doesn't have to take the civil service examination. - Ronald Reagan

Frankly, I'd like to see the government get out of war altogether and leave the whole field to private industry. - Joseph Heller

I have wondered at times what the Ten Commandments would have looked like if Moses had run them through the US Congress. - Ronald Reagan

Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy. - Groucho Marx

When it comes to politics, I sit down on a sofa and grab some popcorn - or sometimes I crouch down in order not to get shot. - Sergey Galitsky

In general, the art of government consists of taking as much money as possible from one party of the citizens to give to the other. - Voltaire

If you make any money, the government shoves you in the creek once a year with it in your pockets, and all that don't get wet you can keep. - Will Rogers

They submitted bills, and we paid them. Then we checked the engineering reports and found out that we had paid them far more than we owed them. - Donald Trump

Ever occur to you why some of us can be this much concerned with animals suffering? Because government is not. Why not? Animals don't vote. - Paul Harvey

To the optimist, the glass is half-full. To the pessimist, the glass is half-empty. To the engineer, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be. - Unknown


see also   Finance,  Government,  Inspiration  &  Shopping  Sections

 

Visual Alarm Clock

Take Your Pick

Redneck Backyard Chair

Redneck In Training

Hooters Owl and Birds of Prey Calendars

Elephant Sunset

Former Baby

Mega Samurai Puzzles D

Frost Bite

Tear-Paper Wall

Shoveling Snow With Class

I Finally Know Why

Reach For Your Dreams

Barking Up The Wrong Tree

Proud Pug Parents

Construction Clouds

Octopie

First Dodge Ram

Digger Dog

It's A Boy!
Full list of creditsFacebookTwitterDiggStumbleUponDelicious

17-Jan-2018