Face Palm

Really, they did it again?

I missed the 25 winning lottery numbers by ONE number?

Oh no - what else could possibly go wrong...



Face palm - what else can go wrong

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Precision is not reality. - Henri Matisse

The vertizontal hold on the TV. - Archie Bunker

Reality is almost always wrong. - Gregory House

Literature is news that stays news. - Ezra Pound

Reality is something you rise above. - Liza Minnelli

It's the hottest thing on television. - Donald Trump

Television! Teacher, mother, secret lover! - Homer Simpson

Reality is nothing but a collective hunch. - Jane Wagner

Fiction reveals the truth that reality obscures. - Jessamyn West

Always remember, your focus determines your reality. - George Lucas

Kids don't remember their best day of television. - Unknown

Nothing is really real unless it happens on television. - Daniel J. Boorstin

Face reality as it is, not as it was or as you wish it to be. - Jack Welch

Sometimes the appropriate response to reality is to go insane. - Philip K. Dick

Fearful as reality is, it is less fearful than evasions of reality. - Caitlin Thomas

TV is simply a place where people go when they get tired of thinking. - Kevin Devitte

Symptoms, then are in reality nothing but the cry from suffering organs. - Jean-Martin Charcot

So long as there's a jingle in your head, television isn't free. - Jason Love

Celebrity was a long time in coming; it will go away. Everything goes away. - Carol Burnett

Television: a medium. So called because it's neither rare nor well done. - Ernie Kovacs

Television has proved that people will look at anything rather than each other. - Ann Landers

A dream you dream alone is only a dream. A dream you dream together is reality. - Yoko Ono

First the Doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me. - Steve Martin

If it weren't for electricity, we'd all be watching television by candlelight. - George Gobel

If there is a 50-50 chance that something can go wrong, then 9 times out of ten it will. - Paul Harvey

For those of you watching who do not have television sets, live commentary is on Radio 2. - David Coleman

We live in a fantasy world, a world of illusion. The great task in life is to find reality. - Irish Murdoch

You said you have a dream. Make your wonderful dream a reality, and it will become your truth. - Pokemon

The masses are in reality their own leaders, dialectically creating their own development process. - Rosa Luxemburg

I chose the Egyptian dream: the dream to make a TV show, and then be called an infidel by the end. - Bassem Youssef

You go to your TV to turn your brain off. You go to the computer when you want to turn your brain on. - Steve Jobs

Morality binds and blinds. It binds us into teams... but thereby makes us go blind to objective reality. - Jonathan Haidt

We owe a lot to Thomas Edison - if it wasn't for him, we'd be watching television by candlelight. - Milton Berle

If I don't work, I'll be sitting on the couch watching TV, eating popcorn and getting like a cow. - Celia Cruz

It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world every day always just exactly fits the newspaper. - Jerry Seinfeld

All our science, measured against reality, is primitive and childlike - and yet it is the most precious thing we have. - Albert Einstein

The use of traveling is to regulate imagination by reality, and instead of thinking how things may be, to see them as they are. - Samuel Johnson

You've probably got a device on you that can shoot decent video, so what's stopping you? Capture and share some moments. - Steve Garfield

We pick politicians by how they look on TV and Miss America on where she stands on the issues. Isn't that a little backwards? - Jay Leno

NBC News just called it "The Great Freeze" - coldest weather in years. Is our country still spending money on the global warming hoax? - Donald Trump


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17-Feb-2018