Face Palm

Really, they did it again?

I missed the 25 winning lottery numbers by ONE number?

Oh no - what else could possibly go wrong...



Face palm - what else can go wrong

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Plans make dreams reality. - Susan Pace-Koch

Reality – what a concept! - Robin Williams

Reality continues to ruin my life. - Bill Watterson

Human kind cannot bear very much reality. - T S Eliot

Television! Teacher, mother, secret lover! - Homer Simpson

The man who laughs has not yet heard the news. - Bertolt Brecht

Always remember, your focus determines your reality. - George Lucas

Imagination is the one weapon in the war against reality. - Jules de Gaultier

Bed is like the womb, only drier and with better TV reception. - Linda Richman

Sometimes the appropriate response to reality is to go insane. - Philip K. Dick

Gossip is just news running ahead of itself in a red satin dress. - Liz Smith

Canadian cities looked the way American cities did on television. - William Gibson

Reality is just a crutch for people who can't cope with drugs. - Lily Tomlin

Entertainment is a thing of the past, today we've got television. - Archie Bunker

TV is simply a place where people go when they get tired of thinking. - Kevin Devitte

Television has brought back murder into the home... where it belongs. - Alfred Hitchcock

Symptoms, then are in reality nothing but the cry from suffering organs. - Jean-Martin Charcot

So long as there's a jingle in your head, television isn't free. - Jason Love

Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away. - Philip K. Dick

A sign of celebrity is that his name is often worth more than his services. - Daniel J. Boorstin

Television: a medium. So called because it's neither rare nor well done. - Ernie Kovacs

Fantasy is hardly an escape from reality. It's a way of understanding it. - Lloyd Alexander

You can avoid reality, but you cannot avoid the consequences of avoiding reality. - Ayn Rand

Do you realize if it weren't for Edison we'd be watching TV by candlelight? - Al Boliska

First the Doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me. - Steve Martin

People who urge you to be realistic generally want you to accept their version of reality. - Unknown

It takes hunger, tenacity and commitment to see a dream through until it becomes a reality. - John C Maxwell

The nice thing about being a celebrity is that if you bore people they think it's their fault. - Henry Kissinger

Our fears are more numerous than our dangers, and we suffer more in our imagination than in reality. - Seneca

I don't think I'm a celebrity. I'm just a guy from east Texas who loves cars and airplanes. - Carroll Shelby

Morality binds and blinds. It binds us into teams... but thereby makes us go blind to objective reality. - Jonathan Haidt

If I don't work, I'll be sitting on the couch watching TV, eating popcorn and getting like a cow. - Celia Cruz

Attachment is the great fabricator of illusions; reality can be attained only by someone who is detached. - Simone Weil

I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book. - Groucho Marx

Why something in the public interest such as television news can be fought over, like a chain of hamburger stands, eludes me. - Jimmy Breslin

It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to squeeze in eight hours of TV a day. - Homer Simpson

The use of traveling is to regulate imagination by reality, and instead of thinking how things may be, to see them as they are. - Samuel Johnson

You've probably got a device on you that can shoot decent video, so what's stopping you? Capture and share some moments. - Steve Garfield

We pick politicians by how they look on TV and Miss America on where she stands on the issues. Isn't that a little backwards? - Jay Leno

He who cannot change the very fabric of his thought will never be able to change reality, and will never, therefore, make any progress. - Anwar Sadat


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19-Oct-2017