Hair Plants

Growing up in a kid’s world

Going Green is now an integral part of life



Plant wigs - plant hair style

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A wig is a wig is a wig. - Billy Zane

At my age flowers scare me. - George Burns

Even the worst haircut eventually grows out. - Lisa Kogan

A weed is no more than a flower in disguise. - James Lowell

The trick is growing up without growing old. - Casey Stengel

Life is change. Growth is optional. Choose wisely. - Karen Kaiser Clark

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died. - Erma Bombeck

I feel old when I see mousse in my opponent's hair. - Andre Aggassi

There are always flowers for those who want to see them. - Henri Matisse

Tennis: a sport in which even an unseeded player can flower. - Unknown

Let the wind blow through your hair while you still have some. - Dave Weinbaum

I have so much hair, I have a separate wig closet in my house. - Sherri Shepherd

Plant the seed of meditation and reap the fruit of peace of mind. - Unknown

Be not afraid of growing slowly; be afraid only of standing still. - Chinese Proverb

I really mustache you a question... but I'll shave it for later. - Unknown

If I want to knock a story off the front page, I just change my hairstyle. - Hillary Clinton

Though many people regret growing old, it's a privilege denied to many. - Unknown

The spirit of self-help is the root of all genuine growth in the individual. - Samuel Smiles

The best time to plant a tree was 20 years ago. The second best time is now. - Chinese Proverb

He who sows courtesy reaps friendship, and he who plants kindness gathers love. - St. Basil of Caesarea

The only amaranthine flower on earth is virtue; the only lasting treasure, truth. - William Cowper

You know children are growing up when they start asking questions that have answers. - John J Plomp

On Valentine's Day, I wired flowers for my mother-in-law, but she found the fuse. - Milton Berle

No, Doctor, I don't want to grow young again. I just want to keep on growing old. - Madame de Rothschild

A celebrity is anyone who looks like he spends more than two hours working on his hair. - Steve Martin

I'm not Irish. Just because I have red hair doesn't mean I'm a lucky charm. - Rebecca Mader

Every moment and every event of every man's life on earth plants something in his soul. - Thomas Merton

For three days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off. - Johnny Carson

Iran is not getting rid of any of its nuclear plants. They're not getting rid of anything. - Donald Trump

The key to growth is the introduction of higher dimensions of consciousness into our awareness. - Lao Tzu

If Springtime crawls out of the wild mouths of flowers, then surely, Winter crawls out of mine. - Cecilia Llompart

A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how to grow in rows. - Doug Larson

Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians. Help end the violence. Eat bacon. - Unknown

The attention economy is not growing, which means we have to grab the attention that someone else has today. - Brent Leary

Skateboarding was the only thing I was ever good at. Growing up, I was doing that from, like, dusk till dawn. - D.J. Cotrona

The pain you feel today is the strength you feel tomorrow. For every challenge encountered there is opportunity for growth. - Unknown

Understand the key factors in the math behind viral marketing, and use those to figure out what it takes to get viral growth. - David Skok

I wore a thong and a bra and a wig. Those things hurt. I mean, thongs? Like, they dig in. It takes a tough man to be a woman. - Hank Azaria

You know, sometimes I feel well and vital in the world, and sometimes I just feel so distressed I want to pull my hair out by the roots. - Sharon Stone

Don't over-analyze your marriage; it's like yanking up a fragile indoor plant every 20 minutes to see how its roots are growing. - Ogden Nash


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