Hair Plants

Growing up in a kid’s world

Going Green is now an integral part of life



Plant wigs - plant hair style

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At my age flowers scare me. - George Burns

I like perfume and flowers. - Donatella Versace

Maturity is a high price to pay for growing up. - Tom Stoppard

He doesn't dye his hair, he bleaches his face. - Johnny Carson

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died. - Erma Bombeck

In growing old, we become more foolish - and more wise. - Francois de la Rochefoucauld

To die in the flower of age is a life offered in sacrifice. - Madagascar Saying

My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them. - Mitch Hedberg

Tennis: a sport in which even an unseeded player can flower. - Unknown

Why don't you get a haircut? You look like a chrysanthemum. - P G Wodehouse

Though many people regret growing old, it's a privilege denied to many. - Unknown

The spirit of self-help is the root of all genuine growth in the individual. - Samuel Smiles

Actually, I comb my hair quite often. Of course, I use an electric toothbrush. - Phyllis Diller

A wedding is just like a funeral except that you get to smell your own flowers. - Grace Hansen

The grass withers, the flower fades
But the word of our God stands forever. - Isaiah 40:8

The only amaranthine flower on earth is virtue; the only lasting treasure, truth. - William Cowper

If we do not plant knowledge when young, it will give us no shade when we are old. - Lord Chesterfield

You know children are growing up when they start asking questions that have answers. - John J Plomp

On Valentine's Day, I wired flowers for my mother-in-law, but she found the fuse. - Milton Berle

As long as I can wear a wig I can be any character, and in real life I can be myself. - Ginnifer Goodwin

As a child, I always chose a false nose and some face paint and a wig for my birthday. - Ashley Jensen

Without my Vulcan cat suit, Frankenstein wig and pointed ears, I don't get recognized. - Jolene Blalock

I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals. I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants. - A. Whitney Brown

Chocolate comes from cocoa, which is a plant. Therefore, chocolate counts as salad. The End. - Unknown

Even if I knew that tomorrow the world would go to pieces, I would still plant my apple tree. - Martin Luther

Iran is not getting rid of any of its nuclear plants. They're not getting rid of anything. - Donald Trump

I love to put on a wig, a costume, inhabit a different world and be called something different. - Susan Egan

Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians. Help end the violence. Eat bacon. - Unknown

I have gathered a posie of other men's flowers, and nothing but the thread that binds them is my own. - Michel de Montaigne

Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shovelling the walk before it stops snowing. - Phyllis Diller

Whatever I am offered in devotion with a pure heart - a leaf, a flower, fruit, or water - I accept with joy. - Bhagavad Gita

All the plants in my house are dead - I shot them last night. I was teasing them by watering them with ice cubes. - Steven Wright

Men will confess to treason, murder, arson, false teeth, or a wig. How many of them will own up to a lack of humor? - Frank Colby

If the English language made any sense, 'lackadaisical' would have something to do with a shortage of flowers. - Doug Larson

Irish poets, learn your trade, sing whatever is well made, scorn the sort now growing up all out of shape from toe to top. - William Butler Yeats

The pain you feel today is the strength you feel tomorrow. For every challenge encountered there is opportunity for growth. - Unknown

Love is like a beautiful flower which I may not touch, but whose fragrance makes the garden a place of delight just the same. - Helen Keller

Change and growth take place when a person has risked himself and dares to become involved with experimenting with his own life. - Herbert Otto

God moves in a mysterious way
His wonders to perform;
He plants His footsteps in the sea
And rides upon the storm. - William Cowper

Beauty isn't worth thinking about; what's important is your mind. You don't want a fifty-dollar haircut on a fifty-cent head. - Garrison Keillor


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