New Year’s Wish

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New Year's Wish

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I wish I knew how to quit you. - Cookie Monster

I wish you'd keep my hands to yourself. - Groucho Marx

Dreams do come true, if we only wish hard enough. - Sir James M. Barrie

If you wish to grow thinner, diminish your dinner. - H.S. Leigh

The New Year begins in a snow-storm of white vows. - George William Curtis

Nothing is so commonplace as to wish to be remarkable. - Olive Wendell Holmes Sr.

Like dreams, statistics are a form of wish fulfillment. - Jean Baudrillard

When the gods wish to punish us they answer our prayers. - Oscar Wilde

If you wish to die young, make your physician your heir. - Romania Proverb

We are no longer happy, so soon as we wish to be happier. - Walter Savage Landor

Face reality as it is, not as it was or as you wish it to be. - Jack Welch

It wouldn't be New Year's if I didn't have regrets. - William Thomas

Fears are educated into us, and can, if we wish, be educated out. - Karl Augustus Menninger

If you wish your life were different... do your life differently. - Terence Houlihan

I think in terms of the day's resolutions, not the year's. - Henry Moore

Every man regards his own life as the New Year’s Eve of time. - Jean Paul Richter

Men in general are quick to believe that which they wish to be true. - Julius Caesar

In critical moments, men sometimes see exactly what they wish to see. - Leonard Nimoy

May all your troubles last as long as your New Year's resolutions! - Joey Adams

What a wonderful life I've had! I only wish I had realized it sooner. - Colette

Nothing fixes a thing so intensely in the memory as the wish to forget it. - Michel de Montaigne

My uncle's dying wish was to have me sitting in his lap; he was in the electric chair. - Rodney Dangerfield

I often sit back and think, I wish I'd done that and find out later that I already have. - Richard Harris

Most people can bear adversity. But if you wish to know what a man really is, give him power. - Robert G. Ingersoll

Pull the string, and it will follow wherever you wish. Push it, and it will go nowhere at all. - Dwight D Eisenhower

Will you look back on life and say, 'I wish I had,' or 'I'm glad I did it'? - Zig Ziglar

When asked what gift he wanted for his birthday, the yogi replied: I wish no gifts, only presence. - Unknown

I wish to be cremated. One tenth of my ashes shall be given to my agent, as written in our contract. - Groucho Marx

But can one still make resolutions when one is over forty? I live according to twenty-year-old habits. - Andre Gide

Family, religion, friendship... these are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business. - Mr. Burns

The best teacher is the one who suggests rather than dogmatizes and inspires his listener with the wish to teach himself. - Edward Bulwer-Lytton

From New Year's on the outlook brightens; good humor lost in a mood of failure returns. I resolve to stop complaining. - Leonard Bernstein

The family, that dear octopus from whose tentacles we never quite escape, nor in our innermost hearts never quite wish to. - Dodie Smith

New Year's Resolution: To tolerate fools more gladly, provided this does not encourage them to take up more of my time. - James Agate

Enthusiasm is the best protection in any situation. Wholeheartedness is contagious. Give yourself if you wish to get others. - David Seabury

Peace is not something you wish for; it's something you make, something you do, something you are, something you give away. - Unknown

I sometimes wish that people would put a little more emphasis upon the observance of the law than they do upon its enforcement. - Calvin Coolidge

Desire is the starting point of all achievement, not a hope, not a wish, but a keen pulsating desire which transcends everything. - Napoleon Hill

The very things we wish to avoid, neglect and flee from turn out to be the 'prima materia' from which all real growth comes. - Andrew Harvey

New Year's Day ... now is the accepted time to make your regular annual good resolutions. Next week you can begin paving hell with them as usual. - Mark Twain


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