Restroom Fragrance

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Which spray nozzle fragrance sets you apart?





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I like perfume and flowers. - Donatella Versace

Feeling low? Go on mountains. - Prajakta Mhadnak

Each day has a color, a smell. - Chitra B. Divakaruni

Every moment is a fresh beginning. - T S Eliot

Hollywood is like Picasso's bathroom. - Candice Bergen

I love the smell of rain and growing things. - Serina Hernandez

I actually get quite sad when I smell bacon. - Jane Velez-Mitchell

All our reasoning ends in surrender to feeling. - Blaise Pascal

Sex is good, but not as good as fresh sweet corn. - Garrison Keillor

Always go to the bathroom when you have a chance. - King George V

Pride is a tricky, glorious, double-edged feeling. - Adrienne Rich

I would rather sleep in a bathroom than in another hotel. - Billy Wilder

I'll cry at the end of the day, not with fresh makeup. - Kim Kardashian

Music can be made anywhere, is invisible and does not smell. - W H Auden

The kitchen. The bathroom. The yin and yang of the household. - David C. Holley

Can words describe the fragrance of the very breath of spring? - Neltje Blanchan

There's a lot involved in going to the bathroom for women. - Leah Remini

A sushi chef has to spot the best-quality fresh fish instantly. - Nobu Matsuhisa

In the spring, at the end of the day, you should smell like dirt. - Margaret Atwood

NyQuil on the rocks, for when you're feeling sick but sociable. - Mitch Hedberg

Every time I feel like exercise, I lie down until the feeling passes. - Robert Hutchins

To attract men, I wear a perfume called "New Car Interior". - Rita Rudner

Running is an unnatural act, except from enemies and to the bathroom. - Unknown

I have a feeling my Check Liver Light may come on this weekend. - Unknown

My wife likes the hockey smell because it's the smell of a warrior. - David Walton

I threw the kitchen sink at him, but he went to the bathroom and got his tub. - Andy Roddick

Forgiveness is the fragrance that the violet sheds on the heal that has crushed it. - Mark Twain

I'd rather be able to face myself in the bathroom mirror than be rich and famous. - Ani DiFranco

At Disneyland, you never go 'backstage' - even when you're in the bathroom. - Hideo Kojima

Happiness is a perfume you cannot pour on others without getting a few drops on yourself. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

In bed, I'm totally impudent... (later) I got the feeling my prudence is coming back. - Archie Bunker

I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting for the bathroom. - Bob Hope

What's in a name? That which we call a rose
By any other name would smell as sweet. - William Shakespeare

I'm not feeling very well - I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course. - Groucho Marx

Grammar: the difference between Feeling Your Nuts and Feeling You're Nuts. - Unknown

The biggest disease today is not leprosy or tuberculosis, but the feeling of being unwanted. - Mother Teresa

Castro couldn't even go to the bathroom unless the Soviet Union put the nickel in the toilet. - Richard M Nixon

With every bathroom renovation, there are three areas that I focus on: budget, function and style. - Candice Olson

A feeling of aversion or attachment toward something is your clue that there's work to be done. - Ram Dass

At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the bathroom. - George Carlin

Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air. - Jack Benny

Life is better than death, if only because it is less boring, and because it has fresh peaches in it. - Alice Walker

For marriage to be a success, every woman and every man should have her and his own bathroom. The end. - Catherine Zeta-Jones

I love these little people; and it is not a slight thing when they, who are so fresh from God, love us. - Charles Dickens

I had a feeling once about mathematics – that I saw it all... but it was after dinner and I let it go. - Winston Churchill

I don't like all this fresh air: I'm from Los Angeles; I don't trust any air I can't see. - Bob Hope

I asked the waiter, "Is this milk fresh?" He said, "Lady, three hours ago it was grass." - Phyllis Diller

Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings. - Unknown

I don't know what that gas is made of, but it can't smell any worse than Ernie Johnson 's gym bag. - Charles Barkley

I get the feeling that the two biggest problems in America today are making ends meet, and making meetings end. - Robert Orben

Why is propaganda so much more successful when it stirs up hatred than when it tries to stir up friendly feeling? - Bertrand Russell

Love is missing someone whenever you're apart, but somehow feeling warm inside because you're close in heart. - Kay Knudsen

The best measure of a man's honesty isn't his income tax return. It's the zero adjust on his bathroom scale. - Arthur C. Clarke

My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck

An idealist is one who, on noticing that roses smell better than a cabbage, concludes that it will also make better soup. - H L Mencken

Confidence is that feeling by which the mind embarks in great and honorable courses with a sure hope and trust in itself. - Cicero

Ever since I was a little girl, I’ve always enjoyed feeling afraid. I think it is the most delicious feeling there is. - Domingos Monteiro

People who work in an environment where doing their best is recognized have a better chance of feeling good about their work. - Marilyn Suttle

My favorite thing about the Internet is that you get to go into the private world of real creeps without having to smell them. - Penn Jillette

A formal manipulator in mathematics often experiences the discomforting feeling that his pencil surpasses him in intelligence. - Howard Eves

Fairies have to be one thing or the other, because being so small they unfortunately have room for one feeling only at a time. - J.M. Barrie

I love cookies baking. During the winter, they have these candles that smell like cookies, and I always buy like a hundred of them. - Jared Padalecki

Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to go the bathroom in the middle of the night and fall in. - Rita Rudner

Sometimes when you least expect it, the tables turn and that scary feeling that has taken hold of you for so long somehow turns into hope. - David Archuleta

When you forgive a wrongdoing, you give yourself peace of mind; you can go about your life with a feeling of serenity and be grateful again. - Unknown

Music embodies feeling without forcing it to contend and combine with thought, as it is forced in most arts and especially in the art of words. - Franz Liszt

From lessening negativity to boosting creativity, hiking in fresh air actually boosts brain power and can help certain parts of the brain grow. - Meredith Carey

Deep in my heart I'm concealing things that I'm longing to say. Scared to confess what I'm feeling - frightened you'll slip away. - Madonna

My wife was a make-up artist, and she's a total product junkie. Our bathroom is packed full of lotions and potions so I end up trying them out. - Robert Carlyle

Regarded simply as a politician, and compared with the other leading political figures of our time, how clean a smell he has managed to leave behind. - Mahatma Gandhi


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21-Sep-2018