Restroom Fragrance

Bubba calls this “Eau de toilette”

Which spray nozzle fragrance sets you apart?





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Stop and smell the roses. - Phoebe Moll

I like perfume and flowers. - Donatella Versace

Feeling low? Go on mountains. - Prajakta Mhadnak

Fame is the perfume of heroic deeds. - Socrates

Hollywood is like Picasso's bathroom. - Candice Bergen

I actually get quite sad when I smell bacon. - Jane Velez-Mitchell

Joy is the feeling of grinning on the inside. - Melba Colgrove

Hope - is not a feeling; it is something you do. - Katherine Paterson

Always go to the bathroom when you have a chance. - King George V

I write poems like some people sing in the bathroom. - Amit Bhatia

The best smell in the world is that man that you love. - Jennifer Aniston

Fresh activity is the only means of overcoming adversity. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

I would rather sleep in a bathroom than in another hotel. - Billy Wilder

I'll cry at the end of the day, not with fresh makeup. - Kim Kardashian

I think if I were a woman I'd wear coffee as a perfume. - John Van Druten

Can words describe the fragrance of the very breath of spring? - Neltje Blanchan

There's a lot involved in going to the bathroom for women. - Leah Remini

NyQuil on the rocks, for when you're feeling sick but sociable. - Mitch Hedberg

Every bathroom in my house will ultimately have a Toto bidet in it. - Ken Marino

Every time I feel like exercise, I lie down until the feeling passes. - Robert Hutchins

To attract men, I wear a perfume called "New Car Interior". - Rita Rudner

My wife likes the hockey smell because it's the smell of a warrior. - David Walton

I started singing in the bathroom. Nothing was coming out. It was ghastly. - Rod Stewart

A wedding is just like a funeral except that you get to smell your own flowers. - Grace Hansen

When I was younger I used to lock myself in the bathroom and read in the dry tub. - Karen Russell

Forgiveness is the fragrance that the violet sheds on the heal that has crushed it. - Mark Twain

By the time he was admitted, his rapid heart had stopped, and he was feeling better. - Unknown

There are two things that Jack Bauer never does. Show mercy, and go to the bathroom. - Kiefer Sutherland

Feeling gratitude and not expressing it is like wrapping a present and not giving it. - William Arthur Ward

Sometimes when you look in his eyes you get the feeling that someone else is driving. - David Letterman

At Disneyland, you never go 'backstage' - even when you're in the bathroom. - Hideo Kojima

In bed, I'm totally impudent... (later) I got the feeling my prudence is coming back. - Archie Bunker

I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting for the bathroom. - Bob Hope

What's in a name? That which we call a rose
By any other name would smell as sweet. - William Shakespeare

Every portrait that is painted with feeling is a portrait of the artist, not of the sitter. - Oscar Wilde

Words make you think a thought. Music makes you feel a feeling. A song makes you feel a thought. - E Y Harburg

Castro couldn't even go to the bathroom unless the Soviet Union put the nickel in the toilet. - Richard M Nixon

When those waiters ask me if I want some fresh ground pepper, I ask if they have any aged pepper. - Andy Rooney

With every bathroom renovation, there are three areas that I focus on: budget, function and style. - Candice Olson

It never hurts a fool to appear before an audience, for his capacity is not a capacity for feeling. - Dale Breckenridge Carnegie

At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the bathroom. - George Carlin

I do like to read in bed, but because I have two kids I'm often forced to read in the bathroom. - Eoin Colfer

Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air. - Jack Benny

Life is better than death, if only because it is less boring, and because it has fresh peaches in it. - Alice Walker

For marriage to be a success, every woman and every man should have her and his own bathroom. The end. - Catherine Zeta-Jones

I love these little people; and it is not a slight thing when they, who are so fresh from God, love us. - Charles Dickens

I have a feeling there's a correlation between getting up in the morning and getting up in the world. - Milton Berle

I don't like all this fresh air: I'm from Los Angeles; I don't trust any air I can't see. - Bob Hope

I asked the waiter, "Is this milk fresh?" He said, "Lady, three hours ago it was grass." - Phyllis Diller

Give me my golf clubs, fresh air, and a beautiful partner, and you can keep my golf clubs and the fresh air. - Jack Benny

Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings. - Unknown

I don't know what that gas is made of, but it can't smell any worse than Ernie Johnson 's gym bag. - Charles Barkley

Both in thought and in feeling, even though time be real, to realise the unimportance of time is the gate of wisdom. - Bertrand Russell

Love is missing someone whenever you're apart, but somehow feeling warm inside because you're close in heart. - Kay Knudsen

The best measure of a man's honesty isn't his income tax return. It's the zero adjust on his bathroom scale. - Arthur C. Clarke

My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck

An idealist is one who, on noticing that roses smell better than a cabbage, concludes that it will also make better soup. - H L Mencken

But that inadequacy, or feeling of inadequacy, never really goes away. You just have to trudge ahead in the rain, regardless. - Lorrie Moore

People who work in an environment where doing their best is recognized have a better chance of feeling good about their work. - Marilyn Suttle

A formal manipulator in mathematics often experiences the discomforting feeling that his pencil surpasses him in intelligence. - Howard Eves

Fairies have to be one thing or the other, because being so small they unfortunately have room for one feeling only at a time. - J.M. Barrie

I love cookies baking. During the winter, they have these candles that smell like cookies, and I always buy like a hundred of them. - Jared Padalecki

Sometimes when you least expect it, the tables turn and that scary feeling that has taken hold of you for so long somehow turns into hope. - David Archuleta

When you forgive a wrongdoing, you give yourself peace of mind; you can go about your life with a feeling of serenity and be grateful again. - Unknown

Music embodies feeling without forcing it to contend and combine with thought, as it is forced in most arts and especially in the art of words. - Franz Liszt

A nation that destroys its soils destroys itself. Forests are the lungs of our land, purifying the air and giving fresh strength to our people. - Franklin D Roosevelt

From lessening negativity to boosting creativity, hiking in fresh air actually boosts brain power and can help certain parts of the brain grow. - Meredith Carey

Deep in my heart I'm concealing things that I'm longing to say. Scared to confess what I'm feeling - frightened you'll slip away. - Madonna

My wife was a make-up artist, and she's a total product junkie. Our bathroom is packed full of lotions and potions so I end up trying them out. - Robert Carlyle

Regarded simply as a politician, and compared with the other leading political figures of our time, how clean a smell he has managed to leave behind. - Mahatma Gandhi


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25-Aug-2019