Restroom Fragrance

Bubba calls this “Eau de toilette”

Which spray nozzle fragrance sets you apart?





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Stop and smell the roses. - Phoebe Moll

I like perfume and flowers. - Donatella Versace

Feeling low? Go on mountains. - Prajakta Mhadnak

Thank heavens it hath no smell. - George F. Handel

Fame is the perfume of heroic deeds. - Socrates

Life is better with fresh baked cookies. - Unknown

All bad poetry springs from genuine feeling. - Oscar Wilde

I love the smell of rain and growing things. - Serina Hernandez

I actually get quite sad when I smell bacon. - Jane Velez-Mitchell

Joy is the feeling of grinning on the inside. - Melba Colgrove

All our reasoning ends in surrender to feeling. - Blaise Pascal

Sex is good, but not as good as fresh sweet corn. - Garrison Keillor

Always go to the bathroom when you have a chance. - King George V

Pride is a tricky, glorious, double-edged feeling. - Adrienne Rich

When I'm feeling athletic, I go to a sports bar. - Paul Clisura

The best smell in the world is that man that you love. - Jennifer Aniston

I would rather sleep in a bathroom than in another hotel. - Billy Wilder

I think if I were a woman I'd wear coffee as a perfume. - John Van Druten

The kitchen. The bathroom. The yin and yang of the household. - David C. Holley

Can words describe the fragrance of the very breath of spring? - Neltje Blanchan

In the spring, at the end of the day, you should smell like dirt. - Margaret Atwood

Every bathroom in my house will ultimately have a Toto bidet in it. - Ken Marino

Every time I feel like exercise, I lie down until the feeling passes. - Robert Hutchins

To attract men, I wear a perfume called "New Car Interior". - Rita Rudner

I have a feeling my Check Liver Light may come on this weekend. - Unknown

My wife likes the hockey smell because it's the smell of a warrior. - David Walton

I threw the kitchen sink at him, but he went to the bathroom and got his tub. - Andy Roddick

An Overall Feeling of Doom that One Cannot Ever Escape no Matter What One Does - Lemony Snicket

Forgiveness is the fragrance the violet sheds on the heel that has crushed it. - Mark Twain

A wedding is just like a funeral except that you get to smell your own flowers. - Grace Hansen

When a kid says "smell my hand," it almost never smells like cinnamon. - Brian P. Cleary

Forgiveness is the fragrance that the violet sheds on the heal that has crushed it. - Mark Twain

The first and most important step toward success is the feeling that we can succeed. - Nelson Boswell

By the time he was admitted, his rapid heart had stopped, and he was feeling better. - Unknown

There are two things that Jack Bauer never does. Show mercy, and go to the bathroom. - Kiefer Sutherland

At Disneyland, you never go 'backstage' - even when you're in the bathroom. - Hideo Kojima

I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting for the bathroom. - Bob Hope

I'm not feeling very well - I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course. - Groucho Marx

Grammar: the difference between Feeling Your Nuts and Feeling You're Nuts. - Unknown

The biggest disease today is not leprosy or tuberculosis, but the feeling of being unwanted. - Mother Teresa

The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants. - Thomas Jefferson

Words make you think a thought. Music makes you feel a feeling. A song makes you feel a thought. - E Y Harburg

Castro couldn't even go to the bathroom unless the Soviet Union put the nickel in the toilet. - Richard M Nixon

When those waiters ask me if I want some fresh ground pepper, I ask if they have any aged pepper. - Andy Rooney

It never hurts a fool to appear before an audience, for his capacity is not a capacity for feeling. - Dale Breckenridge Carnegie

A feeling of aversion or attachment toward something is your clue that there's work to be done. - Ram Dass

At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the bathroom. - George Carlin

Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air. - Jack Benny

For marriage to be a success, every woman and every man should have her and his own bathroom. The end. - Catherine Zeta-Jones

I love these little people; and it is not a slight thing when they, who are so fresh from God, love us. - Charles Dickens

I don't like all this fresh air: I'm from Los Angeles; I don't trust any air I can't see. - Bob Hope

Do you ever get the feeling that the only reason we have elections is to find out if the polls were right? - Robert Orben

I asked the waiter, "Is this milk fresh?" He said, "Lady, three hours ago it was grass." - Phyllis Diller

Give me my golf clubs, fresh air, and a beautiful partner, and you can keep my golf clubs and the fresh air. - Jack Benny

I don't know what that gas is made of, but it can't smell any worse than Ernie Johnson 's gym bag. - Charles Barkley

The vivacity of children is always charming, because it is always sincere. A grave child is a rose without fragrance. - Unknown

The best measure of a man's honesty isn't his income tax return. It's the zero adjust on his bathroom scale. - Arthur C. Clarke

My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck

An idealist is one who, on noticing that roses smell better than a cabbage, concludes that it will also make better soup. - H L Mencken

Confidence is that feeling by which the mind embarks in great and honorable courses with a sure hope and trust in itself. - Cicero

People who work in an environment where doing their best is recognized have a better chance of feeling good about their work. - Marilyn Suttle

My favorite thing about the Internet is that you get to go into the private world of real creeps without having to smell them. - Penn Jillette

A formal manipulator in mathematics often experiences the discomforting feeling that his pencil surpasses him in intelligence. - Howard Eves

She knows that feeling too. Of believing that each time someone says her name, it’s to tell her that something bad has happened. - Melina Marchetta

Maturity begins when we're content to feel we're right about something without feeling the necessity to prove someone else wrong. - Sydney J. Harris

Sometimes when you least expect it, the tables turn and that scary feeling that has taken hold of you for so long somehow turns into hope. - David Archuleta

Time is of of no account with great thoughts, which are as fresh today as when they first passed through their authors' minds ages ago. - Samuel Smiles

When you forgive a wrongdoing, you give yourself peace of mind; you can go about your life with a feeling of serenity and be grateful again. - Unknown

From lessening negativity to boosting creativity, hiking in fresh air actually boosts brain power and can help certain parts of the brain grow. - Meredith Carey

Deep in my heart I'm concealing things that I'm longing to say. Scared to confess what I'm feeling - frightened you'll slip away. - Madonna


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22-May-2019