Restroom Fragrance

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I like perfume and flowers. - Donatella Versace

Each day has a color, a smell. - Chitra B. Divakaruni

Thank heavens it hath no smell. - George F. Handel

Fame is the perfume of heroic deeds. - Socrates

Life is better with fresh baked cookies. - Unknown

Hollywood is like Picasso's bathroom. - Candice Bergen

All bad poetry springs from genuine feeling. - Oscar Wilde

All our reasoning ends in surrender to feeling. - Blaise Pascal

Hope - is not a feeling; it is something you do. - Katherine Paterson

Sex is good, but not as good as fresh sweet corn. - Garrison Keillor

Always go to the bathroom when you have a chance. - King George V

Pride is a tricky, glorious, double-edged feeling. - Adrienne Rich

When I'm feeling athletic, I go to a sports bar. - Paul Clisura

The best smell in the world is that man that you love. - Jennifer Aniston

Fresh activity is the only means of overcoming adversity. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

I think if I were a woman I'd wear coffee as a perfume. - John Van Druten

Music can be made anywhere, is invisible and does not smell. - W H Auden

The kitchen. The bathroom. The yin and yang of the household. - David C. Holley

Can words describe the fragrance of the very breath of spring? - Neltje Blanchan

There's a lot involved in going to the bathroom for women. - Leah Remini

A sushi chef has to spot the best-quality fresh fish instantly. - Nobu Matsuhisa

In the spring, at the end of the day, you should smell like dirt. - Margaret Atwood

I used to practice Tony speeches in my bathroom with my hairbrush. - Audra McDonald

To attract men, I wear a perfume called "New Car Interior". - Rita Rudner

I have a feeling my Check Liver Light may come on this weekend. - Unknown

The first condition of understanding a foreign country is to smell it. - Rudyard Kipling

My wife likes the hockey smell because it's the smell of a warrior. - David Walton

Forgiveness is the fragrance the violet sheds on the heel that has crushed it. - Mark Twain

A wedding is just like a funeral except that you get to smell your own flowers. - Grace Hansen

Want to improve your relationships? See love as a verb rather than as a feeling. - Stephen R. Covey

When a kid says "smell my hand," it almost never smells like cinnamon. - Brian P. Cleary

The first and most important step toward success is the feeling that we can succeed. - Nelson Boswell

There are two things that Jack Bauer never does. Show mercy, and go to the bathroom. - Kiefer Sutherland

Feeling gratitude and not expressing it is like wrapping a present and not giving it. - William Arthur Ward

Sometimes when you look in his eyes you get the feeling that someone else is driving. - David Letterman

I'd rather be able to face myself in the bathroom mirror than be rich and famous. - Ani DiFranco

I'm not feeling very well - I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course. - Groucho Marx

Every portrait that is painted with feeling is a portrait of the artist, not of the sitter. - Oscar Wilde

Grammar: the difference between Feeling Your Nuts and Feeling You're Nuts. - Unknown

The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants. - Thomas Jefferson

Castro couldn't even go to the bathroom unless the Soviet Union put the nickel in the toilet. - Richard M Nixon

With every bathroom renovation, there are three areas that I focus on: budget, function and style. - Candice Olson

It never hurts a fool to appear before an audience, for his capacity is not a capacity for feeling. - Dale Breckenridge Carnegie

A feeling of aversion or attachment toward something is your clue that there's work to be done. - Ram Dass

I love these little people; and it is not a slight thing when they, who are so fresh from God, love us. - Charles Dickens

I have a feeling there's a correlation between getting up in the morning and getting up in the world. - Milton Berle

I don't like all this fresh air: I'm from Los Angeles; I don't trust any air I can't see. - Bob Hope

Do you ever get the feeling that the only reason we have elections is to find out if the polls were right? - Robert Orben

I asked the waiter, "Is this milk fresh?" He said, "Lady, three hours ago it was grass." - Phyllis Diller

I don't know what that gas is made of, but it can't smell any worse than Ernie Johnson 's gym bag. - Charles Barkley

I get the feeling that the two biggest problems in America today are making ends meet, and making meetings end. - Robert Orben

Why is propaganda so much more successful when it stirs up hatred than when it tries to stir up friendly feeling? - Bertrand Russell

The vivacity of children is always charming, because it is always sincere. A grave child is a rose without fragrance. - Unknown

The best measure of a man's honesty isn't his income tax return. It's the zero adjust on his bathroom scale. - Arthur C. Clarke

An idealist is one who, on noticing that roses smell better than a cabbage, concludes that it will also make better soup. - H L Mencken

Confidence is that feeling by which the mind embarks in great and honorable courses with a sure hope and trust in itself. - Cicero

Ever since I was a little girl, I’ve always enjoyed feeling afraid. I think it is the most delicious feeling there is. - Domingos Monteiro

Love is like a beautiful flower which I may not touch, but whose fragrance makes the garden a place of delight just the same. - Helen Keller

Fairies have to be one thing or the other, because being so small they unfortunately have room for one feeling only at a time. - J.M. Barrie

Feeling sorry for yourself, and your present condition, is not only a waste of energy but the worst habit you could possibly have. - Dale Carnegie

I love cookies baking. During the winter, they have these candles that smell like cookies, and I always buy like a hundred of them. - Jared Padalecki

Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to go the bathroom in the middle of the night and fall in. - Rita Rudner

This is what I grew up on in Alsace. It's choucroute. I'd wake up every morning with the smell of cabbage and potatoes and pork. - Jean-Georges Vongerichten

Maturity begins when we're content to feel we're right about something without feeling the necessity to prove someone else wrong. - Sydney J. Harris

Sometimes when you least expect it, the tables turn and that scary feeling that has taken hold of you for so long somehow turns into hope. - David Archuleta

When you forgive a wrongdoing, you give yourself peace of mind; you can go about your life with a feeling of serenity and be grateful again. - Unknown

Music embodies feeling without forcing it to contend and combine with thought, as it is forced in most arts and especially in the art of words. - Franz Liszt

From lessening negativity to boosting creativity, hiking in fresh air actually boosts brain power and can help certain parts of the brain grow. - Meredith Carey

Deep in my heart I'm concealing things that I'm longing to say. Scared to confess what I'm feeling - frightened you'll slip away. - Madonna

My wife was a make-up artist, and she's a total product junkie. Our bathroom is packed full of lotions and potions so I end up trying them out. - Robert Carlyle


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17-Nov-2018