Tea Party Weapon

How the gun control issue was settled over a cup of tea

I’m a little tea pot, short and stout. Tip me over, I take you out.



Tea Party Weapon - Gun Handle Tea Pot

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Leave the gun, take the cannoli. - The Godfather

Tea is a religion of the art of life. - Okakura Kakuzo

I don't want tea, I want justice! - Ally Carter

The gun is not out of Irish politics. - Ian Paisley

A gun gives you the body, not the bird. - Henry David Thoreau

A cup of tea would restore my normality. - Douglas Adams

I got nasty habits; I take tea at three. - Mick Jagger

Tea to the English is really a picnic indoors. - Alice Walker

Bread and water can so easily be toast and tea. - Janet Clarkson

But indeed I would rather have nothing but tea. - Jane Austen

Love and scandal are the best sweeteners of tea. - Henry Fielding

The end move in politics is always to pick up a gun. - R Buckminster Fuller

Tea is the magic key to the vault where my brain is kept. - Frances Hardinge

A Canadian is sort of like an American, but without the gun. - Unknown

Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me? - Mae West

Surely a pretty woman never looks prettier than when making tea. - Mary E. Braddon

The bodies in my floor all trusted someone. Now I walk on them to tea. - Victoria Schwab

Tea should be as bitter as wormwood and as sharp as a two-edged sword. - Lemony Snicket

My hour for tea is half-past five, and my buttered toast waits for nobody. - Wilkie Collins

Your heaviest artillery will be your will to live. Keep that big gun going. - Norman Cousins

I liked being a teenager, but I would not go back for all the tea in China. - Rob Lowe

You can never get a cup of tea large enough or a book long enough to suit me. - C S Lewis

You can get more with a kind word and a gun than you can with a kind word alone. - Al Capone

If you have a gun you can rob a bank, but if you have a bank you can rob everyone. - Unknown

When I take a gun in hand, the safest place for a pheasant is just opposite the muzzle. - Sydney Smith

A woman is like a tea bag; you never know how strong it is until it's in hot water. - Eleanor Roosevelt

A gun is not a weapon, it’s a tool, like a hammer or a screwdriver or an alligator. - Homer Simpson

If leeches ate peaches instead of my blood,
then I would be free to drink tea in the mud! - Emilie Autumn

Some people will tell you there is a great deal of poetry and fine sentiment in a chest of tea. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The difference between a gun and a tree is a difference of tempo. The tree explodes every spring. - Ezra Pound

When I played ball, I didn't play for fun... It's no pink tea, and mollycoddles had better stay out. - Ty Cobb

Thank God for tea! What would the world do without tea! How did it exist? I am glad I was not born before tea. - Sydney Smith

Only think of two things - the gun and the tape. When you hear the one, just run like hell until you break the other. - Sam Mussabini

I come bearing an olive branch in one hand, and the freedom fighter's gun in the other. Do not let the olive branch fall from my hand. - Yasser Arafat

Paul Revere was warning the British about gun control, and George Washington apparently was crossing the Delaware to bomb an abortion clinic. - Bill Maher


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19-Oct-2017