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I want to paint the way a bird sings. - Claude Monet

A gun gives you the body, not the bird. - Henry David Thoreau

Illusion is the first of all pleasures. - Oscar Wilde

Courage is fire, and bullying is smoke. - Benjamin Disraeli

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. - Douglas Adams

Was there a bird for the souls of people like me? - Ruta Sepetys

Smoking means always having to say you're sorry. - Tom Ferguson

Love is an exploding cigar that you willingly smoke. - Lynda Barry

When you smoke the herb, it reveals you to yourself. - Bob Marley

No bird soars too high if he soars with his own wings. - William Blake

Intelligence without ambition is a bird without wings. - Salvador Dali

I'd rather smoke crack than eat cheese from a tin. - Gwyneth Paltrow

The early bird gets the worm. The early worm gets eaten. - Norman Augustine

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. - Albert Einstein

The Bird of Hermes is my name, eating my wings to make me tame. - Kohta Hirano

The Wright Brothers flew through the smoke screen of impossibility. - Dorothea Brande

A bird in the hand is a certainty, but a bird in the bush may sing. - Bret Harte

I have made it a rule never to smoke more than one cigar at a time. - Mark Twain

Faith is the bird that feels the light when the dawn is still dark. - Rabindranath Tagore

The bird of paradise alights only upon the hand that does not grasp. - John Berry

Keep a green tree in your heart and perhaps a singing bird will come. - Chinese Proverb

The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. - Steven Wright

I phoned my Dad to tell him I had stopped smoking. He called me a quitter. - Steven Pearl

I smoke ten to fifteen cigars a day. At my age I have to hold on to something. - George Burns

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance - it is the illusion of knowledge. - Daniel J. Boorstin

My husband, Fang, is so dumb I once said, "There's a dead bird." He looked up. - Phyllis Diller

A bird that you set free may be caught again, but a word that escapes your lips will not return. - Jewish Proverb

Every form of addiction is bad, no matter whether the narcotic be alcohol or morphine or idealism. - Carl Jung

The illusion that the times that were are better than those that are has probably pervaded all ages. - Horace Greeley

Cigarette sales would drop to zero overnight if the warning said, "Cigarettes contain fat." - Dave Barry

We could not understand that there was anything about a bird that could not be built on a larger scale. - Orville Wright

Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I've done it thousands of times. - Mark Twain

I think we consider too much the good luck of the early bird and not enough the bad luck of the early worm. - Franklin D Roosevelt

Just as the bird sings or the butterfly soars, because it is his natural characteristic, so the artist works. - Alma Gluck

If you resolve to give up smoking, drinking and loving, you don't actually live longer; it just seems longer. - Clement Freud

A male frigate bird blows up a wild red pouch on his neck. He can keep it puffed up for hours. It is his way of impressing the girls. - Julie Murphy

I had fried octopus last night. You have to be really quiet when you eat it. Otherwise, it emits a cloud of black smoke and falls on the floor. - Steven Wright

I remain convinced that obstinate addiction to ordinary language in our private thoughts is one of the main obstacles to progress in philosophy. - Bertrand Russell


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24-Feb-2018