Bonus Baby

From Planned Parenthood to Surprise Parenthood

Planned parenthood - unplanned pregnancy

Budgeting for two - affording twins

Birth patrol pills. - Archie Bunker

No one vinces me, baby - Michael Grant

Happiness was born a twin. - Lord Byron

Baby lying in the bassinoot. - Archie Bunker

The secret to humor is surprise. - Aristotle

Infancy conforms to nobody; all conform to it. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A baby is an inestimable blessing and a bother. - Mark Twain

Ever notice how baby shampoo smells like spring? - Toni Sorenson

Sometimes I drink water just to surprise my liver. - WC Fields

Very few people know this man was born an only twin. - Henny Youngman

Man's main task in life is to give birth to himself. - Erich Fromm

My best birth control now is just to leave the lights on. - Joan Rivers

Every baby born into the world is a finer one than the last. - Charles Dickens

Kids are life's only guaranteed bona fide upside surprise. - Jack Nicholson

If pregnancy were a book, they would cut the last two chapters. - Nora Ephron

A baby is born with a need to be loved - and never outgrows it. - Frank A. Clark

One year they wanted to make me poster boy - for birth control. - Rodney Dangerfield

People who say they sleep like a baby usually don't have one. - Leo J Burke

The big lesson in life, baby, is never be scared of anyone or anything. - Frank Sinatra

I love you like crazy, baby
'Cuz I'd go crazy without you. - Pixie Foudre

At the base and birth of every successful venture you will find an enthusiast. - Winston Churchill

The only time a woman wishes she were a year older is when she is expecting a baby. - Mary Marsh

If newborn babies could speak they would be the most intelligent beings on planet earth. - Jaden Smith

It's great to be a blonde. With low expectations it's very easy to surprise people. - Pamela Anderson

We must let go of the life we have planned, so as to accept the one that is waiting for us. - Joseph Campbell

That the Pearl Harbor attack should have succeeded in achieving surprise seems a blessing from heaven. - Hideki Tojo

I was such an ugly baby. My mother never breast fed me. She told me that she only liked me as a friend. - Rodney Dangerfield

Every two months, I would get an email, 'Skeleton Twins update: still don't have the money!' - Bill Hader

You know what it's like having five kids? Imagine you're drowning. And someone hands you a baby. - Jim Gaffigan

No tears in the writer, no tears in the reader.
No surprise in the writer, no surprise in the reader. - Robert Frost

A certificate of live birth is not the same thing by any stretch of the imagination as a birth certificate. - Donald Trump

There is not Communism or Marxism, but representative democracy and social justice in a well-planned economy. - Fidel Castro

Why is it that people rejoice at a birth and grieve at a funeral? It is because we are not the people involved. - Mark Twain

My illness is due to my doctor's insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid they force down helpless babies. - WC Fields

Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped. - Sam Levenson

Menopause: because nature decided that pregnancy, labor, delivery, breastfeeding, and stretch marks wasn't enough. - Unknown

The circumstances of one's birth are irrelevant. It is what you do with the gift of life that determines who you are. - Mewtwo

No one ever wants to see his or her name linked to anything bad. Conscience is like a baby. It has to go to sleep before you can. - Harvey Mackay

I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks? - George Carlin

Religion is something left over from the infancy of our intelligence, it will fade away as we adopt reason and science as our guidelines. - Bertrand Russell

see also   Baby  Section
Baby Hatching
Baby Poser
Baby Shower
Baby Suit
Baby’s Eviction Notice
Bent Baby
Copy & Paste Twins
Elastic Baby
How Babies Are Made In Canada
It’s A Boy!
Make Womb For Baby
Redneck Birth Announcement
Surprise Announcement
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