Clippendales

Luxury dog grooming in Kelowna, B.C.



Clippendales luxury dog grooming

Pooch Street Luxury Dog Grooming Salon
Luxury boutique, spa and daycare for dogs -
make your canine look dog gone gorgeous

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Love me, love my dog. - English Proverb

The dog is the god of frolic. - Henry Ward Beecher

A dog has the soul of a philosopher. - Plato

Boycott shampoo! Demand the REAL poo! - Steven Wright

The view only changes for the lead dog. - Norman O. Brown

You can't teach a young dog old tricks. - Warren Buffet

Literature is a luxury; fiction is a necessity. - G K Chesterton

I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons. - Will Rogers

I always say shopping is cheaper than a psychiatrist. - Tammy Faye Bakker

People who speak in metaphors should shampoo my crotch. - Jack Nicholson

Luxury must be comfortable, otherwise it is not luxury. - Coco Chanel

A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of. - Ogden Nash

My wife's such a bad cook, the dog begs for Alka-Seltzer. - Rodney Dangerfield

Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown

I spent seven hours in a beauty shop... and that was for the estimate. - Phyllis Diller

I had rather hear my dog bark at a crow, than a man swear he loves me. - William Shakespeare

Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog. - Franklin P Jones

Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan

Children need the freedom and time to play. Play is not a luxury. Play is a necessity. - Kay R. Jamison

Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. - Lewis Grizzard

Whoever said money can't buy happiness simply didn't know where to go shopping. - Bo Derek

Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful. - Ann Landers

It's not the size of the dog in the fight - it's the size of the fight in the dog. - Mark Twain

I love working in Canada. The ovation is great. It makes me feel like I'm the top dog. - Owen Hart

I went to a garage sale. "How much for the garage?" "It's not for sale." - Steven Wright

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend.
Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. - Groucho Marx

A sentimentalist is simply one who desires to have the luxury of an emotion without paying for it. - Oscar Wilde

What a pity Hell's gates are not kept by O'Flynn
The surly old dog would let nobody in. - Patrick Ireland

I remember when the candle shop burned won. Everyone stood around singing "Happy Birthday." - Steven Wright

Bathtubs are the epitome of luxury. Either you have no money to own one or you have no time to use one. - Akilnathan Logeswaran

It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass! - Rodney Dangerfield

The road to medical knowledge is through the pathological museum and not through an apothecary's shop. - William Withey Gull

We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet, so we bought a dog. It's cheaper and you get more feet. - Rita Rudner

An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut

People shop and learn in a whole new way compared to just a few years ago, so marketers need to adapt or risk extinction. - Brian Halligan

My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives. - Rita Rudner

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man. - Mark Twain

I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. - Steven Wright

If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain

Among God's creatures two, the dog and the guitar, have taken all the sizes and all the shapes, in order not to be separated from the man. - Andres Segovia


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