DJ Birthday

A DJ’s music mixer inspired from the kitchen



DJ Birthday Cake

How DJ’s get a good mix to their music selection

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Where words fail, music speaks. - Hans Christian Anderson

I'm not much of a cake person. - Daniel Radcliffe

Kind words are the music of the world. - F.W. Faber

I hope your only rocky road is chocolate. - Amanda Mosher

Wagner's music is better than it sounds. - Mark Twain

Chocolate is what I love. I have it every day. - Jennifer Hudson

Chocolate: God's apology to women for periods. - Unknown

I'm not overweight, I'm chocolate enriched. - Unknown

In the cookie of life, friends are chocolate chips. - Salman Rushdie

Making music should not be left to the professionals. - Michelle Shocked

Chocolate is nature's way of making up for Mondays. - Unknown

It was 2:00 p.m., too early for wine but not for chocolate. - Andrea Hurst

When we don't have the words, chocolate can speak volumes. - Joan Bauer

Classical music is the kind we keep thinking will turn into a tune. - Kin Hubbard

Chocolate is something you take for granted until you don't have any. - Marja McGraw

Chocolate is cheaper than therapy, and you don't need an appointment. - Unknown

All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt. - Charles M. Schulz

That day which you fear as being the end of all things is the birthday of your eternity. - Seneca

Happiness. Simple as a glass of chocolate or tortuous as the heart. Bitter. Sweet. Alive. - Joanne Harris

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age. - Robert Frost

What sounds to you like a big load of trashy noise... is in fact... the brilliant music of a genius... myself. - Iggy Pop

I alone of English writers have consciously set myself to make music out of what I may call the sound of sense. - Robert Frost

Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other who never forgets them. - Ogden Nash

My husband wanted one of those big-screen TVs for his birthday. So I just moved his chair closer to the one we have already. - Wendy Liebman

With my wife I don't get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday to "the best woman a man ever had." The waiter joined me. - Rodney Dangerfield


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