DJ Birthday

A DJ’s music mixer inspired from the kitchen



DJ Birthday Cake

How DJ’s get a good mix to their music selection

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A party without cake is just a meeting. - Julia Child

I'm a woman who wants her chocolate. - Jessica Simpson

A balanced diet is chocolate in both hands. - Unknown

Country music is three chords and the truth. - Harlan Howard

Music is a higher revelation than philosophy. - Ludwig Van Beethoven

When no one understands you, chocolate is there. - Daniel Worona

A little chocolate a day keeps the doctor at bay. - Marcia Carrington

Sometimes a girl's gotta have some chocolate. - Carrie Underwood

My policy on cake is pro having it and pro eating it. - Boris Johnson

Music is the art which is most nigh to tears and memory. - Oscar Wilde

Yoga is almost like music in a way; there's no end to it. - Sting

I don't put boundaries on myself when I sit at the piano. - Vanessa Carlton

Learning music by reading about it is like making love by mail. - Luciano Pavarotti

For me, the cinema is not a slice of life, but a piece of cake. - Alfred Hitchcock

No one can whistle a symphony. It takes an orchestra to play it. - H.E. Luccock

Life is a rich strain of music, suggesting a realm too fair to be. - George William Curtis

Writing is only the frosting on my cake. I'm whole without it. - Tabitha King

Boxing is like jazz. The better it is, the less people appreciate it. - George Foreman

A man who wants to lead the orchestra must turn his back on the crowd. - Max Lucado

All music is folk music. I ain't never heard no horse sing a song. - Louis Armstrong

Some say women are addicted to chocolate. I say we're merely loyal. - Cathy Guisewite

Life is like a piano. What you get out of it depends on how you play it. - Tom Lehrer

Kids: they dance before they learn there is anything that isn't music. - William Stafford

There are eighty-eight keys on a piano and within that, an entire universe. - James Rhodes

Chocolate makes otherwise normal people melt into strange states of ecstasy. - John West

Life is like playing violin in public and learning the instrument as one goes on. - Samuel Butler

I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake. - Mitch Hedberg

My heart says chocolate and wine but my jeans say, for the love of God women, eat a salad. - Unknown

When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the piano. - Bob Hope

The greatest tragedies were written by the Greeks and Shakespeare... neither knew chocolate. - Sandra Boynton

I dreamt of you last night, as if I was playing the piano and you were turning the pages for me. - Vladimir Nabokov

Chocolate symbolizes, as does no other food, luxury, comfort, sensuality, gratification, and love. - Karl Petzke

Whatever music sounds like, I am glad to say that it does not sound in the smallest degree like German. - Oscar Wilde

In a weird kind of way, music has afforded me an idealism and perfectionism that I could never attain as me. - Billy Corgan

I alone of English writers have consciously set myself to make music out of what I may call the sound of sense. - Robert Frost

Melody is the essence of music. I compare a good melodist to a fine racer, and counterpoints to hack post-horses. - Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

I have this theory that chocolate slows down the aging process. It may not be true, but do I dare take the chance? - Unknown

Morals are an acquirement - like music, like a foreign language, like piety, poker, paralysis - no man is born with them. - Mark Twain

Put 'eat chocolate' at the top of your list of things to do today. That way, at least you'll get one thing done. - Unknown

My greatest strength is common sense. I'm really a standard brand - like Campbell's tomato soup or Baker's chocolate. - Katharine Hepburn


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15-Dec-2017