Gun Buy-Back Program

Gun politics in America and Australia



Gun Buy Back Program

Participating in a gun buy-back program
because you think criminals have too many guns
is like having yourself castrated because
you think your neighbours have too many kids.

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The gun is not out of Irish politics. - Ian Paisley

A gun gives you the body, not the bird. - Henry David Thoreau

Big shots are only little shots who keep shooting. - Christopher Morley

The end move in politics is always to pick up a gun. - R Buckminster Fuller

Do you think I could buy back my introduction to you? - Groucho Marx

Imagination is the one weapon in the war against reality. - Jules de Gaultier

I am proud of the fact that I never invented weapons to kill. - Thomas Edison

Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me? - Mae West

Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them? - George Carlin

The perils of duck hunting are great - especially for the duck. - Walter Cronkite

Prose is a museum, where all the old weapons of poetry are kept. - T.E. Hulme

Guns don't kill people. Dads with pretty daughters kill people. - Unknown

The human race has one really effective weapon, and that is laughter. - Mark Twain

Shoot a few scenes out of focus. I want to win the foreign film award. - Billy Wilder

A lawyer with his briefcase can steal more than a hundred men with guns. - Mario Puzo

Your heaviest artillery will be your will to live. Keep that big gun going. - Norman Cousins

You can get more with a kind word and a gun than you can with a kind word alone. - Al Capone

It is much easier to imagine ghastly new biological weapons than to create them. - Andrew Pollack

If you have a gun you can rob a bank, but if you have a bank you can rob everyone. - Unknown

Grandchildren are God's rewards to grandparents for not shooting their children. - Unknown

The greatest weapon against stress is our ability to choose one thought over another. - William James

I'm a Catholic deer hunter. I am happy to be clinging to my guns and my religion. - Paul Ryan

When I take a gun in hand, the safest place for a pheasant is just opposite the muzzle. - Sydney Smith

While I love shooting in New York City, I look forward to filming season six in Los Angeles. - Donald Trump

Attitude is everything - shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll be among the stars. - Les Brown

Education is a weapon whose effects depend on who holds it in his hands and at whom it is aimed. - Joseph Stalin

Consultants are people who come down from the hill to shoot the wounded after the battle is over. - Doc Blakeley

The difference between a gun and a tree is a difference of tempo. The tree explodes every spring. - Ezra Pound

A moose is an animal with horns on the front of its head and a hunting lodge wall on the back of it. - Groucho Marx

I'm all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Let's start with typewriters. - Frank Lloyd Wright

You see I'm against hunting, in fact I'm a hunt saboteur. I go out the night before and shoot the fox. - Tim Vine

C makes it easy to shoot yourself in the foot; C++ makes it harder, but when you do, it blows away your whole leg. - Bjarne Stroustrup

I was court-martialled in my absence and sentenced to death in my absence, so I said they could shoot me in my absence. - Brendan Behan

The only weapon with which the unconscious patient can immediately retaliate upon the incompetent surgeon is hemorrhage. - William Stewart Halsted

Ideas are far more powerful than guns. We don't allow our enemies to have guns, why should we allow them to have ideas. - Joseph Stalin

Never let the future disturb you. You will meet it, if you have to, with the same weapons of reason which today arm you against the present. - Marcus Aurelius

Paul Revere was warning the British about gun control, and George Washington apparently was crossing the Delaware to bomb an abortion clinic. - Bill Maher

I'd love to see Christ come back to crush the spirit of hate and make men put down their guns. I'd also like just one more hit single. - Tiny Tim

When I came back to Dublin, I was courtmartialled in my absence and sentenced to death in my absence, so I said they could shoot me in my absence. - Brendan Behan

There is no hunting like the hunting of man, and those who have hunted armed men long enough and liked it, never care for anything else thereafter. - Ernest Hemingway


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23-Oct-2019