Ministry of Silly Walks Watch

Making every clock step a silly one



Ministry of Silly Walks Wrist Watch

Running out of time to view the next Monty Python skit

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Genuine 100% chromonometer (a watch) - Archie Bunker

Time ripens all things, no man is born wise. - Miguel de Cervantes

When Irish eyes are smiling, watch your step. - Gerald Kersh

It's the time of year when Canadians mate. - Craig Ferguson

You may ask me for anything you like except time. - Napoleon Bonaparte

I could either watch it happen, or make it happen. - Elon Musk

Of all times in time of war the press should be free. - William Borah

Timing has a lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance. - Unknown

Anywhere is walking distance if you've got the time. - Steven Wright

One may walk over the highest mountain one step at a time. - John Wanamaker

Come what may, time and the hour runs through the roughest day. - William Shakespeare

But at my back I always hear Time's winged chariot hurrying near. - Andrew Marvell

The time will come when winter will ask what you were doing all summer. - Henry Clay

The best time management strategy: don't find the time, find the why. - Chris Guillebeau

If only we'd stop trying to be happy we could have a pretty good time. - Edith Wharton

It took me a long time not to judge myself through someone else's eyes. - Sally Field

This time, like all times, is a very good one, if we but know what to do with it. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

As I grow older, I pay less attention to what men say. I just watch what they do. - Andrew Carnegie

Look at everything as though you were seeing it either for the first or last time. - Betty Smith

A long marriage is two people trying to dance a duet and two solos at the same time. - Anne Taylor Fleming

Every time you walk down the street people are screaming, "You're fired!" - Donald Trump

True and solemn meaning of Christmas, which is a time for peace and quiet contemptation. - Archie Bunker

I learned a long time ago in Hollywood that the only person I should vote for is myself. - Jack Nicholson

Nothing in the world is ever completely wrong. Even a stopped clock is right twice a day. - Paulo Coelho

The ballet toe shoe is one of the few instruments of torture to survive intact into our time. - Unknown

The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants. - Thomas Jefferson

The elevator to success is out of order. You'll have to use the stairs... one step at a time. - Joe Girard

Nothing can move a man who is paid by the hour; how sweet the flight of time seems to his calm mind. - Charles D Warner

You can't dance at two weddings at the same time; nor can you sit on two horses with one behind. - Yiddish Proverb

Unless you devote an enormous amount of time to anticipating the future, you won't have any future. - Ron Chernow

By the time a man realizes that maybe his father was right, he usually has a son who thinks he's wrong. - Charles Wadsworth

Change your belief that struggle and striving are necessary for success and watch how smoothly everything can go. - Unknown

I do not see how a man can work on the frontiers of physics and write poetry at the same time. They are in opposition. - Paul Dirac

Without music to decorate it, time is just a bunch of boring production deadlines or dates by which bills must be paid. - Frank Zappa

Children are smarter than any of us. Know how I know that? I don't know one child with a full time job and children. - Bill Hicks

When was the last time anybody saw us beating, let's say, China in a trade deal? They kill us. I beat China all the time. - Donald Trump

We are all the fools of time and terror: Days Steal on us and steal from us; yet we live, Loathing our life, and dreading still to die. - George Gordon Byron

When my time on Earth is gone and my activities here are past, I want that they should bury me upside down so my critics can kiss my ass. - Bobby Knight

Three things you cannot recover in life: the WORD after it's said, the MOMENT after it's missed, and the TIME after it's gone. - Unknown

You don't need endless time and perfect conditions. Do it now. Do it today. Do it for twenty minutes and watch your heart start beating. - Barbara Sher


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19-Aug-2018