Ministry of Silly Walks Watch

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Time wounds all heels. - Groucho Marx

Back since time immamoral. - Archie Bunker

Busy souls have no time to be busybodies. - O'Malley

You must come again when you have less time. - Walter Sickert

The time is always right to do what is right. - Martin Luther King Jr.

The time is always right to do the right thing. - Unknown

Time goes by fast when you're avoiding homework. - Unknown

Even a clock that does not work is right twice a day. - Polish Proverb

One life - a little gleam of time between two eternities. - Thomas Carlyle

Any time you're near a kangaroo, it's a close call. - Jerry O'Connell

It's time to start living the life you've imagined. - Henry James

Heifer cow is better than none, but this is no time for puns. - Groucho Marx

My wife is a sex object. Every time I ask for sex, she objects. - Les Dawson

All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us. - JRR Tolkien

I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time. - Steven Wright

All endings are also beginnings - we just don't know it at the time. - Unknown

I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man, I keep his house. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

It takes less time to do things right than to explain why you did it wrong. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

If grass can grow through cement, love can find you at every time in your life. - Cher

This time, like all times, is a very good one, if we but know what to do with it. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Look at everything as though you were seeing it either for the first or last time. - Betty Smith

We waste time looking for the perfect lover, instead of creating the perfect love. - Tom Robbins

They always say time changes things, but you actually have to change them yourself. - Andy Warhol

A study of economics usually reveals that the best time to buy anything is last year. - Marty Allen

Your family is depending on you. No better reason to bring all your game all the time. - Grant Cardone

Life is now. There was never a time when your life was not now, nor will there ever be. - Eckhart Tolle

A racehorse is an animal that can take several thousand people for a ride at the same time. - Marjorie Johnson

The ballet toe shoe is one of the few instruments of torture to survive intact into our time. - Unknown

My career must be slipping. This is the first time I've been available to pick up an award. - Michael Caine

The difference between death and taxes is death doesn't get worse every time Congress meets. - Will Rogers

Four things come not back: the spoken word, the sped arrow, time past, the neglected opportunity. - Omar Ibnal-Halif

I have a Rubik's Cube for a rearview mirror, because the past is the only time puzzle I can solve. - Jarod Kintz

God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time. - Robin Williams

Nighttime is really the best time to work. All the ideas are there to be yours because everyone else is asleep. - Catherine O'Hara

I was a Democrat for a period of time early on. And then I was also an independent. And then I became a Republican. - Donald Trump

To be loved at first sight, a man should have at the same time something to respect and something to pity in his face. - Stendhal

Fairies have to be one thing or the other, because being so small they unfortunately have room for one feeling only at a time. - J.M. Barrie

If I'm losing balance in a pose, I stretch higher and God reaches down to steady me. It works every time, and not just in yoga. - T. Guillemets

The future rewards those who press on. I don't have time to feel sorry for myself. I don't have time to complain. I'm going to press on. - Barack Obama

Regarded simply as a politician, and compared with the other leading political figures of our time, how clean a smell he has managed to leave behind. - Mahatma Gandhi

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