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Time is generally the best doctor. - Ovid

Take me as I am or watch me as I go. - Unknown

You may ask me for anything you like except time. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Enjoy life. There's plenty of time to be dead. - Hans Christian Andersen

Nine-tenths of wisdom consists in being wise in time. - Theodore Roosevelt

Peace is when time doesn't matter as it passes by. - Maria Schell

Every hour of lost time is a chance of future misfortune. - Napoleon

Any time you're near a kangaroo, it's a close call. - Jerry O'Connell

As every thread of gold is valuable, so is every moment of time. - J. Mason

I also do my own processing, so it means a big commitment in lab time. - Leonard Nimoy

I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time. - Steven Wright

The time will come when winter will ask what you were doing all summer. - Henry Clay

Hidin' out in the house all the time, like some Bantam of the Opera. - Archie Bunker

All endings are also beginnings - we just don't know it at the time. - Unknown

If only we'd stop trying to be happy we could have a pretty good time. - Edith Wharton

I drink too much. Last time I gave a urine sample there was an olive in it. - Rodney Dangerfield

Celebrity was a long time in coming; it will go away. Everything goes away. - Carol Burnett

Let your life lightly dance on the edges of time, like dew on the tip of a leaf. - Unknown

Death is caused by swallowing small amounts of saliva over a long period of time. - George Carlin

Look at everything as though you were seeing it either for the first or last time. - Betty Smith

To achieve great things, two things are needed: a plan, and not quite enough time. - Leonard Bernstein

Often we have no time for our friends, but all the time in the world for our enemies. - Billy Joel

Success is a two-bladed golden sword - it knights one and stabs one at the same time. - Mae West

All my life I've looked at words as though I were seeing them for the first time. - Ernest Hemingway

Whether it's the best of times or the worst of times, it's the only time we've got. - Art Buchwald

Mix a little foolishness with your serious plans. It is lovely to be silly at the right moment. - Horace

Four things come not back: the spoken word, the sped arrow, time past, the neglected opportunity. - Omar Ibnal-Halif

If a young person has any idealism at all, it's strongest about the time he finishes college. - Sargent Shriver

Love is a piano dropped from a fourth story window, and you were in the wrong place at the wrong time. - Ani DiFranco

I've come to learn that the best time to debate family members is when they have good in their mouths. - Kenneth Cole

There are people who make things happen, those who watch what happens, and those who wonder what happened. - Unknown

Ezra was right half the time, and when he was wrong, he was so wrong you were never in any doubt about it. - Ernest Hemingway

You can never make the same mistake twice because the second time you make it, it's not a mistake, it's a choice. - Unknown

My other brother-in-law died. He was a karate expert, then joined the army. The first time he saluted, he killed himself. - Henny Youngman

I'm not just retiring from the company, I'm also retiring from my stress, my commute, my alarm clock, and my iron. - Hartman Jule

If there were no schools to take the children away from home part of the time, the insane asylums would be filled with mothers. - Edgar W. Howe

Today will never come again. Be a blessing. Be a friend. Encourage someone. Take time to care. Let your words heal, and not wound. - Unknown

I hope you have not been leading a double life, pretending to be wicked and being really good all the time. That would be hypocrisy. - Oscar Wilde

In this age of microblogging and two-second sound bites, almost no one has the attention span, or time, to read more than a few sentences. - Tim Frick

Worrying is the most natural and spontaneous of all human functions. It is time to acknowledge this, perhaps even to learn to do it better. - Lewis Thomas


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22-Oct-2017