Ministry of Silly Walks Watch

Making every clock step a silly one



Ministry of Silly Walks Wrist Watch

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Time is my greatest enemy. - Evita Peron

Time is the life of the soul. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

The best things in life are silly. - Scott Adams

Busy souls have no time to be busybodies. - O'Malley

The best alarm clock is sunshine on chrome. - Unknown

Don't wait. The time will never be just right. - Napoleon Hill

There is always a time to make right what is wrong. - Susan Griffin

Nine-tenths of wisdom consists in being wise in time. - Theodore Roosevelt

I xeroxed my watch. Now I can give away free watches. - Steven Wright

The third time you say a thing, it sounds like a lie. - Harrison Ford

The time to repair the roof is when the sun is shining. - John F Kennedy

Time hath often cured the wound which reason failed to heal. - Seneca

My wife is a sex object. Every time I ask for sex, she objects. - Les Dawson

He could shake your hand and stab you in the back at the same time. - Richard Nixon

It takes no more time to see the good side of life than to see the bad. - Jimmy Buffett

When your life flashes before your eyes, make sure it's fun to watch. - MGM Grand Hotel

It's a battle with himself and with the ticking fingers of the clock. - David Coleman

It takes less time to do things right than to explain why you did it wrong. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

This time, like all times, is a very good one, if we but know what to do with it. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A lie is an abomination unto the Lord and a very present help in time of trouble. - Adlai Stevenson

All my life I've looked at words as though I were seeing them for the first time. - Ernest Hemingway

A study of economics usually reveals that the best time to buy anything is last year. - Marty Allen

He who waits for a roast duck to fly into his mouth must wait a very, very long time. - Chinese Proverb

By the time a man gets to be presidential material, he's been bought ten times over. - Gore Vidal

The time to pray is not when we are in a tight spot but just as soon as we get out of it. - Josh Billings

Patriotism is supporting your country all the time and your government when it deserves it. - Mark Twain

The best time for you to hold your tongue is the time you feel you must say something or bust. - Josh Billings

Every time you tear a leaf off a calendar, you present a new place for new ideas and progress. - Charles Kettering

The dementia patient is not giving you a hard time. The dementia patient is having a hard time. - Kerry Kleinbergen

Even a wise man knows doubt from time to time, it is the fool who allows it to rule his judgement. - Jennifer Hudock

The Romans would never have found time to conquer the world if they had been obliged to learn Latin. - Heinrich Heine

There is one thing stronger than all the armies in the world, and that is an idea whose time has come. - Victor Hugo

If you want your children to turn out well, spend twice as much time with them, and half as much money. - Abigail Van Buren

I refuse to believe in three things: cash, clock, and calendar. You should never be enslaved by these three. - Sharad Sagar

Let the refining and improving of your own life keep you so busy that you have little time to criticize others. - H. Jackson Brown Jr.

I have left orders to be awakened at any time in case of national emergency, even if I'm in a cabinet meeting. - Ronald Reagan

Children are smarter than any of us. Know how I know that? I don't know one child with a full time job and children. - Bill Hicks

I'm not just retiring from the company, I'm also retiring from my stress, my commute, my alarm clock, and my iron. - Hartman Jule

Tarry a moment to watch the chaos of a playground, crayola-colored shirts of running children, all trying out their wings. - Dr. SunWolf

If there were no schools to take the children away from home part of the time, the insane asylums would be filled with mothers. - Edgar W. Howe


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21-Jan-2018