Science Fiction Recipes

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Science Fiction Recipes

Diet plans that almost work

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I'm a fat anorexic. - Kiri Te Kanawa

Health food makes me sick. - Calvin Trillin

The greatest wealth is health. - Virgil

A good husband is healthy and absent. - Japanese Proverb

Americans like fat books and thin women. - Russell Baker

A balanced diet is chocolate in both hands. - Unknown

My diet is like Atkins, but with the carbs. - BJ Penn

Have a healthy disregard for the impossible. - Larry Page

It's simple. If it jiggles, it's fat. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

A fit, healthy body - that is the best fashion statement. - Jess C. Scott

Restore a man to his health, his purse lies open to thee. - Robert Burton

Desperation is a fellow shaving before stepping on the scales. - Unknown

I don't diet, I just don't eat as much as I'd like to. - Linda Evangelista

My metabolism stinks. I can gain weight just listening to dinner music. - Ron Dentinger

I've been on a diet for two weeks and all I've lost is two weeks. - Totie Fields

One of the major goals of health insurance reform is to bring down the cost. - Valerie Jarrett

In nothing do men more nearly approach the gods than in giving health to men. - Cicero

A rich rogue is like a fat hog, who never does good 'til as dead as a log. - Benjamin Franklin

I've exercised with women so thin that buzzards followed them to their cars. - Erma Bombeck

Health care's not about insurance! Health care's about getting treatment. - P.J. O'Rourke

Logic is the hygiene the mathematician practices to keep his ideas healthy and strong. - Hermann Weyl

The chief excitement in a woman's life is spotting women who are fatter than she is. - Helen Rowland

Coaching doesn't make sick people well - it helps healthy people become extra-ordinary. - Thomas Leonard

My own prescription for health is less paperwork and more running barefoot through the grass. - Leslie Grimutter

It's a strange world of language in which skating on thin ice can get you into hot water. - Franklin P. Jones

He hath eaten me out of house and home; he hath put all my substance into that fat belly of his. - William Shakespeare

I'm on a strict liquid diet: Mimosas for breakfast, Margaritas for lunch, Martinis for dinner. - Unknown

Once you have mastered a technique, you hardly need look at a recipe again, and can take off on your own. - Julia Child

My wife is on a diet. Coconuts and bananas. She hasn't lost any weight, but she can sure climb a tree. - Henny Youngman

Baloney is the unvarnished lie laid on so thick you hate it. Blarney is flattery laid on so thin you love it. - Fulton J Sheen

I love to go to a movie, get a Diet Coke and a barrel of popcorn, and sit there with my kids and watch a film. - William Shatner

Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat. - Alex Levine

A healthy male adult bore consumes each year one and a half times his own weight in other people's patience. - John Updike

Give a man health and a course to steer, and he'll never stop to trouble about whether he's happy or not. - George Bernard Shaw

America is a country where half the money is spent buying food, and the other half is spent trying to lose weight. - Unknown

Sea spaghetti looks like dark fettuccine and has a similar texture - you can get it in health food stores or online. - Yotam Ottolenghi

Nobody ever wrote down a plan to be broke, fat, lazy, or stupid. Those things are what happen when you don't have a plan. - Larry Winget

You end up as you deserve. In old age you must put up with the face, the friends, the health, and the children you have earned. - Fay Weldon

Desire is the key to motivation. It is the key to develop a healthy personality and a positive attitude towards oneself and others. - Amit Abraham

I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked me, "If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?" - Steven Wright


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19-Jul-2018