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Wit is the epitaph of an emotion. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Diets are mainly food for thought. - N Wylie Jones

When the wine is in, the wit is out. - English Proverb

A public-opinion poll is no substitute for thought. - Warren Buffet

My train of thought derailed. There were no survivors. - Unknown

A chip on the shoulder is a sure sign of wood higher up. - Brigham Young

Five exclamation marks, the sure sign of an insane mind. - Terry Pratchett

I didn't know he was dead; I thought he was British. - Unknown

The ability to quote is a serviceable substitute for wit. - W Somerset Maugham

All that we are is the result of all that we have thought. - Buddha

The wit knows that his place is at the tail of a procession. - Mark Twain

Panic at the thought of doing a thing is a challenge to do it. - Henry S. Haskins

If a man's wit be wandering, let him study the mathematics. - Francis Bacon

You can pretend to be serious; you can't pretend to be witty. - Sacha Guitry

I always thought a yard was three feet, then I started mowing the lawn. - C.E. Cowman

Experience is the child of thought, and thought is the child of action. - Benjamin Disraeli

... that I own so much of it and most people thought I would never sell. - Donald Trump

Perhaps in time the so-called Dark Ages will be thought of as including our own. - Georg C. Lichtenberg

To be satisfied with yourself is a sure sign that your forward motion has stopped. - Unknown

A synonym is a word you use when you can't spell the first word you thought of. - Burt Bacharach

I have always thought that foreign-policy idealism has to be tempered with realism. - William Hague

The greatest weapon against stress is our ability to choose one thought over another. - William James

If I swim in the ocean, I have a shark thought. Not a bad one, but just a little one. - Tea Leoni

Do we not all agree to call rapid thought and noble impulse by the name of inspiration? - George Eliot

I'm sorry I hurt your feelings when I called you stupid. I thought you already knew. - Unknown

It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it. - Aristotle

Even fools are thought wise if they keep silent, and discerning if they hold their tongue. - Old Testament

He who devotes 16 hours a day to hard study may become as wise at 60 as he thought himself at 20. - Mary Wilson Little

If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank. - Woody Allen

When we yield to discouragement it is usually because we give too much thought to the past and to the future. - St. Theresa of Lisieux

If you're not failing every now and again, it's a sign you're not doing anything very innovative. - Woody Allen

My Dad once said, "you wouldn't worry so much about what people thought of you if you knew how seldom they did." - Dr. Phil McGraw

The diamond may adorn royalty, regardless of personal worth; but jewels of thought render even poverty illustrious and sublime. - Gems for the Fireside

I can remember a reporter asking me for a quote, and I didn't know what a quote was. I thought it was some kind of a soft drink. - Joe DiMaggio

A man’s life is interesting primarily when he has failed – I well know. For it’s a sign that he tried to surpass himself. - Georges Clemenceau

He who cannot change the very fabric of his thought will never be able to change reality, and will never, therefore, make any progress. - Anwar Sadat

If I had thought about it, I wouldn't have done the experiment. The literature was full of examples that said you can't do this. - Spencer Silver

Then we got into a labyrinth, and, when we thought we were at the end, came out again at the beginning, having still to see as much as ever. - Plato

Music embodies feeling without forcing it to contend and combine with thought, as it is forced in most arts and especially in the art of words. - Franz Liszt

Wit is the key, I think, to anybody's heart. Show me the person who doesn't like to laugh and I'll show you a person with a toe tag. - Julia Roberts


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15-Oct-2018