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Impropriety is the soul of wit. - W Somerset Maugham

A pun is the lowest form of wit. - John Dennis

Diets are mainly food for thought. - N Wylie Jones

Lead the audience by the nose to the thought. - Laurence Olivier

A spotless house is a sign of a misspent life. - Unknown

Until I was thirteen, I thought my name was SHUT UP. - Joe Namath

You have a ready wit. Let me know when it's ready. - Henny Youngman

It was such a lovely day I thought it a pity to get up. - W Somerset Maugham

I thought talk was cheap until I saw our telephone bill. - Henny Youngman

The wit knows that his place is at the tail of a procession. - Mark Twain

If a man's wit be wandering, let him study the mathematics. - Francis Bacon

Just one positive thought in the morning can change your whole day. - Unknown

A happy thought is like a seed that sows positivity for all to reap. - Miriam Muhammad

My wife's an earth sign. I'm a water sign. Together we make mud. - Henny Youngman

Be not careless in deeds, nor confused in words, nor rambling in thought. - Marcus A. Antoninus

The sign said "eight items or less." So I changed my name to Les. - Steven Wright

I got something important here to read and sign and I gotta consecrate on that. - Archie Bunker

To be satisfied with yourself is a sure sign that your forward motion has stopped. - Unknown

I never thought that others would take my theories so much more seriously than I did. - Albert Einstein

Contradiction is not a sign of falsity, nor the lack of contradiction a sign of truth. - Blaise Pascal

People demand freedom of speech to make up for the freedom of thought which they avoid. - Soren Kierkegaard

I'm sorry I hurt your feelings when I called you stupid. I thought you already knew. - Unknown

The only reason some people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory. - Paul Fix

He who devotes 16 hours a day to hard study may become as wise at 60 as he thought himself at 20. - Mary Wilson Little

If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank. - Woody Allen

Wit - the salt with which the American humorist spoils his intellectual cookery by leaving it out. - Ambrose Bierce

Wit is the sudden marriage of ideas which before their union were not perceived to have any relation. - Mark Twain

Well over eighty per cent of the human race goes through life without having a single original thought. - H L Mencken

Her virtue was that she said what she thought, her vice that what she thought didn't amount to much. - Peter Ustinov

It is better to remain silent at the risk of being thought a fool, than to talk and remove all doubt of it. - Maurice Switzer

If you're not failing every now and again, it's a sign you're not doing anything very innovative. - Woody Allen

The average pencil is seven inches long, with just a half-inch eraser - in case you thought optimism was dead. - Robert Brault

When I was young I thought that money was the most important thing in life; now that I am old I know that it is. - Oscar Wilde

The man who sees the consistency in things is a wit; the man who sees the inconsistency in things is a humorist. - G K Chesterton

Both in thought and in feeling, even though time be real, to realise the unimportance of time is the gate of wisdom. - Bertrand Russell

When you arrive where you thought you wanted to be, you'll just begin a new journey so enjoy each step along the way. - Wayne Dyer

As I hurtled through space, one thought kept crossing my mind - every part of this rocket was supplied by the lowest bidder. - John Glenn

We are faced with the paradoxical fact that education has become one of the chief obstacles to intelligence and freedom of thought. - Bertrand Russell

I can remember a reporter asking me for a quote, and I didn't know what a quote was. I thought it was some kind of a soft drink. - Joe DiMaggio

A man’s life is interesting primarily when he has failed – I well know. For it’s a sign that he tried to surpass himself. - Georges Clemenceau


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15-Dec-2017