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Impropriety is the soul of wit. - W Somerset Maugham

A pun is the lowest form of wit. - John Dennis

Logic is the anatomy of thought. - Albert Einstein

An old man in a house is a good sign. - Benjamin Franklin

Words are the small change of thought. - Jules Renard

Wit is an explosion of the compound spirit. - Karl W.F. Schlegel

To be thought rich is as good as to be rich. - William M Thackeray

Lead the audience by the nose to the thought. - Laurence Olivier

Heresy is another word for freedom of thought. - Graham Greene

Who dares not speak his free thought is a slave. - Euripides

Proverbs are the cream of a nation's thought. - Unknown

A public-opinion poll is no substitute for thought. - Warren Buffet

I thought talk was cheap until I saw our telephone bill. - Henny Youngman

How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign? - George Carlin

A happy thought is like a seed that sows positivity for all to reap. - Miriam Muhammad

I always thought a yard was three feet, then I started mowing the lawn. - C.E. Cowman

Anyone who says you can't see a thought simply doesn't know art. - Wynetka Ann Reynolds

Be not careless in deeds, nor confused in words, nor rambling in thought. - Marcus A. Antoninus

Idealism is the despot of thought, just as politics is the despot of will. - Mikhail Bakunin

Too often we enjoy the comfort of opinion without the discomfort of thought. - John F Kennedy

We didn't underestimate them but they were a lot better than we thought. - Bobby Robson

We're all just ghosts on a wire seeking the prick of an electric thought. - Robert Fanney

Wit ought to be a glorious treat like caviar; never spread it about like marmalade. - Noel Coward

People demand freedom of speech to make up for the freedom of thought which they avoid. - Soren Kierkegaard

When I was with Andy Warhol, I thought, 'God, his wig looks cheaper than mine!' - Dolly Parton

I'm sorry I hurt your feelings when I called you stupid. I thought you already knew. - Unknown

The only reason some people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory. - Paul Fix

I used to think that one of the great signs of security was the ability to just walk away. - Jack Nicholson

I've always thought that underpopulated countries in Africa are vastly under-polluted. - Lawrence Summers

If I had a flower for every time I thought of you... I could walk through my garden forever. - Alfred Lord Tennyson

If a cluttered desk is the sign of a cluttered mind, what is the significance of a clean desk? - Laurence J. Peter

If the sign on your heart says, "WELCOME", the love will come pouring in from everywhere. - Susan Jeffers

I saw a sign: "Rest Area 25 Miles". That's pretty big. Some people must be really tired. - Steven Wright

There are two kinds of failures: those who thought and never did, and those who did and never thought. - Laurence J Peter

But the thought of being a lunatic did not greatly trouble him; the horror was that he might also be wrong. - George Orwell

I never used to like babies. I'd always thought if a baby were more like a chimpanzee, I'd have one. - Candice Bergen

It takes but one positive thought when given a chance to survive and thrive to overpower an entire army of negative thoughts. - Robert H. Schuller

We are faced with the paradoxical fact that education has become one of the chief obstacles to intelligence and freedom of thought. - Bertrand Russell

Just be good and kind to your children. Not only are they the future of the world, they're the ones who can sign you into the nursing home. - Dennis Miller

Music embodies feeling without forcing it to contend and combine with thought, as it is forced in most arts and especially in the art of words. - Franz Liszt


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17-Jul-2018