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Wit is educated insolence. - Aristotle

An old man in a house is a good sign. - Benjamin Franklin

The next time you have a thought... let it go. - Ron White

Heresy is another word for freedom of thought. - Graham Greene

A public-opinion poll is no substitute for thought. - Warren Buffet

You have a ready wit. Let me know when it's ready. - Henny Youngman

A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory. - Steven Wright

It matters not what you are thought to be, but what you are. - Publilius Syrus

If a man's wit be wandering, let him study the mathematics. - Francis Bacon

Just one positive thought in the morning can change your whole day. - Unknown

Truth and right are above utility in all realms of thought and action. - Charles William Eliot

Be not careless in deeds, nor confused in words, nor rambling in thought. - Marcus A. Antoninus

Symptoms are the body's mother tongue; signs are in a foreign language. - John Brown

A sign of celebrity is that his name is often worth more than his services. - Daniel J. Boorstin

Too often we enjoy the comfort of opinion without the discomfort of thought. - John F Kennedy

Wit is a sword; it is meant to make people feel the point as well as see it. - G K Chesterton

We're all just ghosts on a wire seeking the prick of an electric thought. - Robert Fanney

To achieve the marvelous, it is precisely the unthinkable that must be thought. - Tom Robbins

Poetry is when an emotion has found its thought and the thought has found words. - Robert Frost

A synonym is a word you use when you can't spell the first word you thought of. - Burt Bacharach

If I swim in the ocean, I have a shark thought. Not a bad one, but just a little one. - Tea Leoni

I always thought that bagels and lox was my soul food, but it turns out it's sushi. - Sara Sheridan

I'm sorry I hurt your feelings when I called you stupid. I thought you already knew. - Unknown

I used to think that one of the great signs of security was the ability to just walk away. - Jack Nicholson

I've always thought that underpopulated countries in Africa are vastly under-polluted. - Lawrence Summers

If I had a flower for every time I thought of you... I could walk through my garden forever. - Alfred Lord Tennyson

They would not find me changed from him they knew - only more sure of all I thought was true. - Robert Frost

And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Eddie discovered one of his childhood's great truths. Grownups are the real monsters, he thought. - Stephen King

I saw a sign: "Rest Area 25 Miles". That's pretty big. Some people must be really tired. - Steven Wright

I never thought of being blind as a disadvantage, and I never thought of being black as a disadvantage. - Stevie Wonder

The imagination exercises a powerful influence over every act of sense, thought, reason, over every idea. - Latin Proverb

If you're not failing every now and again, it's a sign you're not doing anything very innovative. - Woody Allen

The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us. - Calvin

Both in thought and in feeling, even though time be real, to realise the unimportance of time is the gate of wisdom. - Bertrand Russell

Since you get more joy out of giving joy to others, you should put a good deal of thought into the happiness that you are able to give. - Eleanor Roosevelt

He who cannot change the very fabric of his thought will never be able to change reality, and will never, therefore, make any progress. - Anwar Sadat

There is not less wit, not less invention, in applying rightly a thought one finds in a book, than in being the first author of that book. - Pierre Boyle

Then we got into a labyrinth, and, when we thought we were at the end, came out again at the beginning, having still to see as much as ever. - Plato

You've heard of people calling in sick. You may have called in sick a few times yourself. But have you ever thought about calling in well? - Tom Robbins

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