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Art is the most beautiful of lies. - Claude Debussy

Under every stone lurks a politician. - Aristophanes

Art is anything you can get away with. - Marshall McLuhan

Art is a house that tries to be haunted. - Emily Dickinson

Education is the art of making man ethical. - Georg Hegel

All great art comes from a sense of outrage. - Glenn Close

Maintenance is as much art as it is science. - Unknown

Art is either a plagiarist or a revolutionist. - Paul Gauguin

I teach the art of turning anguish into delight. - Georges Bataille

Nothing Eyetalian because it causes garlic stones. - Archie Bunker

Politics is the art of controlling your environment. - Hunter S. Thompson

The art of living is more like wrestling than dancing. - Marcus Aurelius

Art washes away from the soul the dust of everyday life. - Pablo Picasso

It's so much easier to throw rocks than it is to govern. - Karen Bass

Fine art and pizza delivery: what we do falls neatly in between. - David Letterman

Elvis may have been the king of rock 'n roll, but I am the queen. - Little Richard

To say nothing, especially when speaking, is half the art of diplomacy. - Will Durant

Anyone who says you can't see a thought simply doesn't know art. - Wynetka Ann Reynolds

All art is autobiographical. The pearl is the oyster's autobiography. - Frederico Fellini

If it weren't for the rocks in its bed, the stream would have no song. - Carl Perkins

One of the secrets of life is to make stepping stones out of stumbling blocks. - Jack Penn

You use a glass mirror to see your face; you use works of art to see your soul. - George Bernard Shaw

The knowledge from an enlightened person breaks on the hard rocks of ignorance. - Mahesh Yogi

Art is so wonderfully irrational, exuberantly pointless, but necessary all the same. - Gunter Grass

Like the Good Book says, "Let him who is without sin be the rolling stone." - Archie Bunker

What we have to do, what at any rate it is our duty to do, is to revive the old art of Lying. - Oscar Wilde

The art of art, the glory of expression, and the sunshine of the light of letters, is simplicity. - Walt Whitman

It's amazing what you can do with an E in A-Level art, a twisted imagination and a chainsaw. - Damien Hirst

Leadership: The art of getting someone else to do something you want done because he wants to do it. - Dwight D Eisenhower

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will make me go in a corner and cry by myself for hours. - Eric Idle

The foundation stones for a balanced success are honesty, character, integrity, faith, love and loyalty. - Zig Ziglar

Love doesn't just sit there, like a stone; it has to be made, like bread, remade all the time, made new. - Ursula K. Leguin

I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones. - Albert Einstein

Despite all our toil and progress, the art of medicine still falls somewhere between trout casting and spook writing. - Ben Hecht

The minute there's a map, there is no art. Paint by numbers is not art. Paint by numbers is a mechanical activity. - Seth Godin

Outcomes rarely turn on grand gestures or the art of the deal, but on whether you've sent someone a thank-you note. - Bernie Brillstein

It was so quiet, a reservation kind of quiet, where you can hear somebody drinking whiskey on the rocks three miles away. - Sherman Alexie

After all, when a stone is dropped into a pond, the water continues quivering even after the stone has sunk to the bottom. - Arthur Golden

Friendship is unnecessary, like philosophy, like art. It has no survival value; rather it is one of those things that give value to survival. - C S Lewis

Clay. It's rain, dead leaves, dust, all my dead ancestors. Stones that have been ground into sand. Mud. The whole cycle of life and death. - Martine Vermeulen


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