U.S. Olympic Team

2014 Sochi Winter Olympics News Update

More sad news for Lindsey Vonn



Less than a year ago, Olympic champion Lindsey Vonn tore the anterior cruciate ligament and medial collateral ligament in her right knee and fractured her tibia during a harrowing ski accident in Schlamding, Austria.


Vonn sprained her MCL during a race last month and was airlifted by helicopter to a hospital in Val d’Isere, France.


Concerned she wouldn’t be ready for the 2014 Winter Olympics, the U.S. Olympic Committee announced today her spot on the U.S. Olympic Team would be filled by Barack Obama.


U.S. Olympic officials said Obama deserved the spot on the team because no one has ever taken a country downhill faster than he has.

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Obama does not like the issue of where he was born. - Donald Trump

Cross-country skiing is great if you live in a small country. - Steven Wright

The Republic of China - back in the Olympic Games for the first time. - David Coleman

In the Moscow Olympics, Lasse Viren came in fifth and ran a champion's race. - David Coleman

He won the bronze medal in the 1976 Olympics, so he's used to being out in front. - David Coleman

It's the Olympics. If you can't get up to swim early in the morning, don't go. - Michael Phelps

If you don't try to win you might as well hold the Olympics in somebody's backyard. - Jesse Owens

Ronald Reagan knew who he was. Barack Obama is still working through that equation politically. - Joe Scarborough

Obama and his attack dogs have nothing but hate and anger in their hearts and spew it whenever possible. - Donald Trump

Even a race to Obama, she was gonna beat Obama. I don't know who would be worse, I don't know, how could it be worse? - Donald Trump

The Obama representatives like Robert Gibbs attack people viciously, but people like me will not be silent and will answer them back. - Donald Trump

If you like the outdoors, Colorado is a big adventure playground for adults: it's great for skiing, cycling, climbing, and hiking. - Tyler Hamilton

If Obama resigns from office NOW, thereby doing a great service to the country, I will give him free lifetime golf at any one of my courses. - Donald Trump

I have respect for Senator McCain. I used to like him a lot. I supported him. I raised a lot of money for his campaign against President Obama. - Donald Trump


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19-Jun-2019