Unfortunate Sign Burnouts

Worn out signs with alternate meanings



Sign Burnouts

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A light heart lives long. - William Shakespeare

Many hands make light work. - Unknown

Numb the dark and you numb the light. - Brene Brown

An old man in a house is a good sign. - Benjamin Franklin

What is to give light must endure burning. - Viktor Frankl

Life is a rollercoaster. Try to eat a light lunch. - David A. Schmaltz

A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory. - Steven Wright

Five exclamation marks, the sure sign of an insane mind. - Terry Pratchett

Sometimes that light at the end of the tunnel is a train. - Charles Barkley

It's better to light a candle than curse the darkness. - Eleanor Roosevelt

How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign? - George Carlin

There is a crack in everything. That's how the light gets in. - Leonard Cohen

Faith is the bird that feels the light when the dawn is still dark. - Rabindranath Tagore

I have a feeling my Check Liver Light may come on this weekend. - Unknown

May it be a light to you in dark places, when all other lights go out. - JRR Tolkien

The sign said "eight items or less." So I changed my name to Les. - Steven Wright

It is often a sign of wit not to show it, and not to see that others want it. - Suzanne Necker

And all we feared inside the night / shows true in morning's biased light. - Garth von Buchholz

We cannot hold a torch to light another's path without brightening our own. - Unknown

I got something important here to read and sign and I gotta consecrate on that. - Archie Bunker

Who is more foolish, the child afraid of the dark or the man afraid of the light? - Maurice Freehill

The landscape of Texas is in all my work. It's that light; it's that sky. - Robert Wilson

There are two kinds of light – the glow that illuminates, and the glare that obscures. - James Thurber

If a cluttered desk is a sign of a cluttered mind, of what, then, is an empty desk a sign? - Albert Einstein

I brought children into this dark world because it needed the light that only a child can bring. - Liz Armbruster

We have been too long in darkness. Once already we have been in the light, and we want it again. - Alexander Dubcek

If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank. - Woody Allen

I got all the schooling any actress needs. That is, I learned to write well enough to sign contracts. - Hermione Gingold

The baby bat
Screamed out in fright,
'Turn on the dark,
I'm afraid of the light.' - Shel Silverstein

In faith there is enough light for those who want to believe and enough shadows to blind those who don't. - Blaise Pascal

She wore far too much rouge last night and not quite enough clothes. That is always a sign of despair in a woman. - Oscar Wilde

Who is apt, on occasion, to assign a multitude of reasons when one will do? This is a sure sign of weakness in argument. - Harriet Martineau

It is impossible to travel faster than the speed of light, and certainly not desirable, as one's hat keeps blowing off. - Woody Allen

The greatest sign of success for a teacher is to be able to say, "The children are now working as if I did not exist." - Maria Montessori

Remembering that each of us will take our turns in darkness and in light, let us be light for one another when the darkness falls. - Unknown

A rooster crows only when it sees the light. Put him in the dark and he'll never crow. I have seen the light and I'm crowing. - Muhammad Ali

Human beings will line up for miles to buy a bucket of catastrophes, but don't try selling sunshine and light; you'll go broke. - Chuck Jones

You are a divine being. You matter, you count. You come from realms of unimaginable power and light, and you will return to those realms. - Terence McKenna

If I could store lightnings in jars, I'd sell them to sick fireflies to light their way. Only they have nothing to pay for it with but life. - Will Advise

And God said, 'Let there be light' and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected. - Spike Milligan


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22-Sep-2017